1 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,680 Salamu kwa wote! 2 00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:36,820 Kama Upendo Bima Kompany iko kwenye kilele cha mafanikio... 3 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:39,940 Sababu sio tu Akili ya kaka yangu Suryan... 4 00:02:40,110 --> 00:02:41,190 lakini maumivu yake pia! 5 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:45,190 Maumivu makali yanayosababishwa na upendo wa kudanganya. 6 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:47,070 Kwa kutumia maumivu hayo kama chanzo... 7 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:50,280 ili kukabiliana na matatizo yanayohusika katika mahusiano ya kibinadamu... 8 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:51,690 ...aliunda programu... Samahani. 9 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:53,690 Alimzulia rafiki. 10 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:56,900 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo inakukaribisha kwa upendo. 11 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:57,740 Inayofuata. 12 00:02:57,860 --> 00:03:00,690 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo inakukaribisha kwa upendo. 13 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:01,360 Inayofuata. 14 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,030 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo inakukaribisha kwa upendo. 15 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:04,780 Inayofuata. 16 00:03:04,860 --> 00:03:07,400 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo inakukaribisha kwa upendo. 17 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:08,240 Inayofuata! 18 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,440 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo inakukaribisha kwa upendo. 19 00:03:11,490 --> 00:03:11,940 Inayofuata! 20 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:13,400 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo-- 21 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,570 -Ijayo!-Bwana, hata sikuanza kuzungumza. 22 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:16,280 Inayofuata! 23 00:03:16,610 --> 00:03:19,150 Suryan Sir, ni sauti ya kawaida. 24 00:03:19,190 --> 00:03:20,770 Kwa nini tunajitaabisha kutafuta mmoja? 25 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,600 -Echa Subbu... -Bwana! 26 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,220 Mheshimiwa, jina langu ni H.A. Subbu. 27 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:29,050 Unapoita jina langu haraka ... 28 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,260 ... kila mtu anasikia kama Echa (mate). 29 00:03:31,770 --> 00:03:33,160 -Echa Subbu... -Bwana! 30 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,710 Sitamki jina lako kama ulivyotaja. 31 00:03:36,340 --> 00:03:37,800 Ninakuita kwa makusudi Echa Subbu. 32 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,300 Kwa amani yako binafsi... 33 00:03:40,510 --> 00:03:45,760 unaweza kueleza wengine kwamba nimekuwa nikitaja jina lako vibaya. 34 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,510 Inasikika vizuri, bwana. 35 00:03:46,710 --> 00:03:50,670 Echa Subbu, sauti ninayoitafuta... 36 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,050 Sio sauti ya nasibu. 37 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:54,630 Sauti ya LIK yangu. 38 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:58,460 Programu yangu itakuwa maisha ... Kwamba wapenzi watasherehekea kama Mungu. 39 00:03:58,710 --> 00:03:59,630 Rafiki... 40 00:04:00,010 --> 00:04:01,260 Daima kuna rafiki mmoja ... 41 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:03,420 Haijalishi tunauliza nini, atakuwa na jibu. 42 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:06,010 Atasema mawazo yetu. 43 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,840 Sauti kama hiyo inasikika - 44 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:10,510 Sikia, Bwana. 45 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,670 -Je, una-- - Ninaelewa, bwana. 46 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:13,920 Kwa hivyo, unapaswa kuwa mwangalifu - 47 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:14,590 Nitatafuta, bwana. 48 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:16,760 Hi-Lo, hii ni Vibe Vassey. 49 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,260 - Je, sauti ni sawa? - Hey, hey, subiri! 50 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,210 Hi-Lo? Hi-Lo? 51 00:04:20,380 --> 00:04:21,300 Hi-Lo ni nini? 52 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:22,880 Nilifikiria kuanza na vibe ya furaha. 53 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,960 Kwa hivyo, nilichanganya Hi na Hello, hivi Hi-Lo. 54 00:04:25,460 --> 00:04:25,880 Lo! 55 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,590 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo inakukaribisha kwa upendo. 56 00:04:28,630 --> 00:04:32,670 Ili kuutunza vizuri moyo wako na mapenzi yako... 57 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:35,210 tuliunda programu ya kwanza ya aina yake. 58 00:04:36,460 --> 00:04:37,460 -Krish! -Ha! 59 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:39,630 -Haya nenda. -Hii ni nini? 60 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,510 Akhera, hii itatunza uhusiano wetu. 61 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:42,630 Jinsi gani itachukua huduma? 62 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:44,590 Ili kuweka LIK katika maisha yako... 63 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:46,210 gadgets unahitaji, 64 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,300 hii ni simu ya makadirio, 65 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:50,300 pete ya kioo ya nano yenye kamera ya digrii 360 66 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:52,050 na hatimaye sikio lisiloonekana. 67 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:54,420 Mara baada ya kusakinisha programu ya LIK... 68 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:56,920 unaunganishwa na wapendwa wako. 69 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:58,300 Ili kuunganishwa... 70 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:02,050 ...lazima upige ngumi ili pete zako zote mbili ziguse. 71 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,840 -Inasema imeunganishwa sasa. -Ndio! 72 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,920 Mara tu unapounganishwa, unaweza kuanza kuchumbiana. 73 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:11,090 Pia, unaweza kupata kuchagua masharti tofauti ya mahusiano. 74 00:05:11,460 --> 00:05:13,130 Inatoa chaguzi kwa fling au uhusiano wa kawaida. 75 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,050 Je, haina uhusiano wa kupita muda? 76 00:05:15,130 --> 00:05:16,340 Angalia kwa karibu, inatoa ndoa ya mke mmoja pia. 77 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:20,090 Mara tu unapokuwa na uhakika juu ya mtu huyo, unaweza kujitolea. 78 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:24,550 Ikiwa unashikilia mikono yako hivi, umejitolea. 79 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:26,130 Sasa tumejitolea! 80 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:27,010 Lo! 81 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:29,630 Baadaye, ninaweza kukutazama 24/7. 82 00:05:29,670 --> 00:05:32,590 Je, utanitazama... 24/7? 83 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:33,150 Ndiyo! 84 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:37,010 Hapo ndipo tutajua nani mwenye makosa wakati wa kuachana na kudai adhabu. 85 00:05:37,050 --> 00:05:38,960 Je, utadai adhabu? Habari! 86 00:05:39,010 --> 00:05:40,430 Huwezi kuwa unanitazama kila wakati. 87 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,630 Nitaishughulikia. Usijali. 88 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,460 hapokei simu zangu, LIK. 89 00:05:44,550 --> 00:05:45,210 Nitazungumza naye. 90 00:05:45,260 --> 00:05:47,670 Hatambui jinsi ninavyompenda. 91 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:48,630 nifanye nini? 92 00:05:48,670 --> 00:05:51,300 Uniambie chochote kilicho akilini mwako. Nitashughulikia mengine. 93 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:55,420 LIK, tafadhali cheza wimbo mzuri kufanya mazoezi ya kucheza tumbo. 94 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:56,510 Unacheza wimbo wako, mpenzi. 95 00:05:56,670 --> 00:06:01,550 Tafadhali unaweza kunitafutia mpenzi ni nani anayependwa na asiye na sumu? 96 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:02,840 Nitakutumia chaguo chache. 97 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,380 Asizungumze lugha chafu. 98 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:05,590 Hapaswi kuwa na hasira. 99 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:07,760 Nilinganishe na mtu ambao wana sifa hizi. 100 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:13,210 Ni jukumu langu kukutafuta mechi kamili. 101 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:18,420 Programu ambayo itakuwa na mgongo wako kila wakati, haijalishi unajishughulisha na nini, ni ... 102 00:06:18,590 --> 00:06:19,210 Upendo 103 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:21,710 Bima 104 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:23,710 Kampuni 105 00:06:47,590 --> 00:06:50,210 Nimekuwa nikiendesha duka la maua karibu na hekalu hili kwa miaka 40. 106 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:52,590 Na mume wangu anauza samaki sokoni. 107 00:06:52,670 --> 00:06:55,590 Sasa, ukiona, atakuwa anatania na muuza karanga. 108 00:06:58,130 --> 00:06:59,050 Ngoja nimchunguze. 109 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:00,800 LIK, mpigie simu mume wangu. 110 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,510 Mpendwa, ninashughulikia biashara yangu hapa. 111 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:03,330 Sawa, mpendwa. 112 00:07:04,210 --> 00:07:06,260 Sasa, mume wangu yuko chini ya udhibiti wangu. 113 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:07,210 Asante, LIK. 114 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,880 Programu mpya iitwayo LIK imezinduliwa. 115 00:07:11,340 --> 00:07:13,090 Kila mtu anaitumia sasa hivi. 116 00:07:13,090 --> 00:07:16,420 Kwa sasa, hakuna mtu anayethubutu pendani bila msaada wa LIK. 117 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:19,340 Hata hivyo, ndugu yangu kwa mafanikio ilikuza programu hadi sasa. 118 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:22,880 Nguvu zote za uovu zina wivu na wamefungua kesi dhidi yake. 119 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:24,920 Lakini tutatatua jambo hili kwa urahisi. 120 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:26,420 [ripota] Mafanikio ndani ya muda mfupi. 121 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:28,420 Wakati huo huo serikali imefungua kesi juu yako. 122 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:29,440 Je, unaionaje? 123 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,360 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo 124 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,390 Kwa sasa, ni kampuni No.1 nchini India. 125 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:39,460 Hivi karibuni itapiga, Google, Apple, Space X, na nvidia na kuwa No.1 duniani. 126 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:43,380 Wala seneti ya Tamilnadu au mtu yeyote anaweza kuchuchumaa juu yake. 127 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:44,300 - Bwana, bwana, bwana! -Je! 128 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:46,050 LIK sio programu tu. 129 00:07:46,090 --> 00:07:47,960 Lakini amekuwa rafiki na mwenzi. 130 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,300 Je, ulifanikisha hili? 131 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:50,130 Naam, vizuri! 132 00:07:50,260 --> 00:07:52,630 Ili kufanya programu hii iwe ya kirafiki 133 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:54,340 tulichagua sauti ya kipekee. 134 00:07:54,380 --> 00:07:55,460 Ni Vibe Vassey! 135 00:07:55,590 --> 00:07:58,550 Kwa kweli, ninataka kumpa Vassey zawadi kama shukrani. 136 00:07:58,590 --> 00:07:59,840 sijui yuko wapi. 137 00:08:00,170 --> 00:08:01,670 Ukiweza tafadhali mtafutie. 138 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,670 ♪ Vibeyy yetu, Vibe Vassey ♪ 139 00:08:10,710 --> 00:08:12,420 ♪ Yeye ni sauti ya upendo ya Gen-Z ♪ 140 00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:15,880 ♪ Kufanya kazi kwa bidii juu ya kazi ngumu Amefikia kilele ♪ 141 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,630 ♪ Vibeyy yetu, Vibe Vassey ♪ 142 00:08:17,710 --> 00:08:19,380 ♪ Marafiki zako ni Sparrows ♪ 143 00:08:19,420 --> 00:08:22,950 ♪ Asante kwa kutupa mahali Bila ishara ya simu ya rununu ♪ 144 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:24,310 Hi-Lo. 145 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:27,460 Umerudi baada ya muda mrefu. 146 00:08:28,380 --> 00:08:31,010 Simu ya rununu inaashiria kuwa unachukia hawapo katika eneo hili. 147 00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:33,760 Kwa hivyo, unaweza kuishi kwa furaha kwa amani. 148 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:38,130 ♪ Wapenzi wangu Macho yako ni muhimu ♪ 149 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:41,590 ♪ Wapenzi wangu Tupa simu zako ♪ 150 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:48,510 Vibe Vassey! 151 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,340 Tulikuja kuwafundisha watoto wetu kukaa mbali na simu zao. 152 00:08:51,420 --> 00:08:53,510 Hata hivyo, watu wanne waliiba simu zetu na kukimbia. 153 00:08:53,590 --> 00:08:56,050 -Tulipata simu baada ya miaka mingi! -Lazima tuchapishe kitu mtandaoni. 154 00:09:02,090 --> 00:09:03,170 Hebu tuzingatie sana. 155 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:06,670 Kuna jammer nyingi zilizowekwa. Je, simu zitafanya kazi vipi? 156 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:08,070 Je, hufikirii kabla ya kufanya kitu? 157 00:09:15,550 --> 00:09:15,970 Nikabidhi mimi. 158 00:09:16,170 --> 00:09:17,550 [wote] Pole, ndugu. 159 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:19,380 -Simu zetu ziko wapi? -Patiently kuchukua simu yako nyuma. 160 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:20,670 Hii ni yangu. Phew! 161 00:09:22,460 --> 00:09:23,550 - Tafadhali kula, mtoto. -Hapana! 162 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:24,840 Tafadhali kula! 163 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:26,710 -Je, wewe si panda wangu mzuri? -Nitakula tu ikiwa utanipa simu. 164 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,190 - Tafadhali kula, mtoto wangu. -Nitakula tu ikiwa utanipa simu. 165 00:09:29,460 --> 00:09:32,010 Mtoto wangu mtamu. Tafadhali chukua kidonge kimoja. 166 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:34,170 Serikali tayari kuadhibiwa na kuwatuma wote 167 00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:37,210 kwa Ulimwengu wa Kikaboni kwa fujo ulizozua kwenye mitandao ya kijamii. 168 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,210 Bado, umedhamiria kutumia simu za mkononi. 169 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:41,460 Ili kuniadhibu, tayari umenigeuza kuwa kochi. 170 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:42,420 Sikiliza! 171 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:44,830 Natumai watoto hawatazimia kutokana na njaa. 172 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:48,960 Wamezoea kutazama video random kwenye simu zao wakati wa kula. 173 00:09:49,050 --> 00:09:49,820 Video za aina gani? 174 00:09:50,050 --> 00:09:51,140 Coco Melon! 175 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:56,600 [kuimba wimbo] 176 00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:57,260 Vipi kuhusu mtoto wako? 177 00:09:57,710 --> 00:10:04,540 [kuimba wimbo] 178 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:06,210 Appa, nilishe! 179 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,710 Kama vile ulivyokuwa ukiimba, ukicheza na kuwalisha 180 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,210 kufuata mbinu hiyo hiyo, baadaye. 181 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:21,420 Je! watoto wanajuaje kuhusu simu au video? 182 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:23,920 Unapiga simu ikiwa wanalia. 183 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,880 Au unapiga simu ikiwa hawali. 184 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:27,800 Je, wazazi wako walikulea hivi? 185 00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:29,510 Watoto, mmemaliza milo yenu? 186 00:10:30,050 --> 00:10:30,670 Twende! 187 00:10:30,710 --> 00:10:32,090 Huu ni ulimwengu wa kikaboni. 188 00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:39,130 Ni gereza la kurekebisha tabia kwa watu waliopoteza amani 189 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:40,920 kutokana na simu na mitandao ya kijamii. 190 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,130 Watumwa wa simu na waropokaji wa selfie! 191 00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,130 Vimelea vya mitandao ya kijamii. 192 00:10:46,170 --> 00:10:49,260 Na kwa waoga wanaojificha nyuma ya vitambulisho bandia. 193 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:52,260 Watu wangu wapendwa... Hatutaendelea kujifungia humu ndani. 194 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,550 Badala yake, tutakufanya ucheze. 195 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:13,760 Kwa sababu ya simu hii, umekula chakula bila kutambua ni nini. 196 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,550 Nimekula siku nyingi bila kutambua. 197 00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:20,760 Umekuwa ukijua hilo kwa muda gani kriketi na mpira wa miguu ni michezo ya nje? 198 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:23,340 Nimejua kwa siku 5. 199 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:28,170 Simu iliyokufanya usahau ya mambo mengi. 200 00:11:28,550 --> 00:11:30,300 Niambie unapaswa kuitupa kwa umbali gani? 201 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:31,420 kilomita 20. 202 00:11:31,460 --> 00:11:32,670 Hapana! kilomita 40. 203 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,460 -Sawa! -Njoo! Nenda! 204 00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:37,960 ♪ Wapenzi wangu Macho yako ni muhimu ♪ 205 00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:41,340 ♪ Wapenzi wangu Tupa simu zako ♪ 206 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:55,340 Hebu sikiliza kwa makini. 207 00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,730 Vibe Vasan alitoa sauti ya LIK. 208 00:11:58,170 --> 00:11:59,460 Yeye si mwanao, Anbu Kadal, bwana? 209 00:11:59,590 --> 00:12:01,210 Tunapaswa kupuuza ukweli huu. 210 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:02,710 Tutapuuza, Mheshimiwa. 211 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,170 Dunia sasa inajua kwamba wewe ni sauti ya programu. 212 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,840 Baba yako, Bw. Anbu Kadal, ni nia ya whack akili yako nje. 213 00:12:20,590 --> 00:12:22,090 Appa, tafadhali nisikilize. 214 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:41,000 Moja 215 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:48,110 Makucha ya kaa! 216 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:55,610 Mbili 217 00:12:57,170 --> 00:13:00,710 Nyie mnahesabu kana kwamba atarudi nyuma. 218 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:04,050 Tangu utotoni, amekuwa shabiki wa Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan na MGR. 219 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,190 Ni baada tu ya yeye kuchukua hits tatu-- 220 00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:08,460 ...atapiga tena vikali. 221 00:13:12,090 --> 00:13:13,760 ♪ Vibeyy Yetu... ♪ 222 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,130 Tatu! 223 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,420 Je, hataacha kwani yeye ni baba yake? 224 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:18,920 Si nafasi, kijana wangu. 225 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:24,010 ♪ Yeye ni sauti ya upendo ya Gen-Z ♪ 226 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,760 Baba yake anafahamu vyema kwamba hatamuacha. 227 00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:29,300 Kwa hiyo ataacha kupigana mwenyewe. 228 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,740 Hiyo ni familia ya Anbu Kadal kwako. 229 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:35,510 Haya! Njoo nyumbani! 230 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,130 Tumemaliza kwa siku. 231 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:38,110 Tutajadili nyumbani. 232 00:13:38,630 --> 00:13:40,710 Angalau leo, Nilidhani ningekutazama ukipigana. 233 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:42,260 Siku moja, nitapigana. 234 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:44,470 Na kila mtu atashuhudia. 235 00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:46,750 Kwa nini ulinificha habari hizi? 236 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,960 Appa, sikujijua mwenyewe. 237 00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:51,380 "Tafadhali angalia nambari uliyopiga." 238 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:53,420 Kuna mtu anajua ni sauti ya nani? 239 00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:54,260 Je, unajua? 240 00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:56,210 Yeye, pia, alifikiria sauti yake isingejulikana. 241 00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:57,070 Lakini iliwekwa wazi! 242 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:01,210 Halo, nilianzisha ulimwengu huu wa kikaboni. 243 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:04,340 Ikiwa mwanangu angekuwa sauti ya programu, hakuna nafsi ingeniheshimu. 244 00:14:04,550 --> 00:14:07,760 Je, sikukuambia usifanye kazi yoyote kuhusishwa na simu za mkononi? 245 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:10,300 Katika enzi hii, hatuwezi kufanya chochote bila simu. 246 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:12,760 Je, kuna chaguo jingine la kupata pesa? 247 00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:15,050 Ili kupata kazi, tumia Naukri na LinkedIn. 248 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:17,420 Ili kufanya kazi yako sawa, tunahitaji ChatGPT na Kushangaa. 249 00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:18,920 Halo, niambie, kazi moja hiyo haihitaji zote mbili. 250 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:19,630 Dereva! 251 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,920 Unahitaji Ola, Uber, na Teksi ya Kitamil. 252 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:23,420 Mwashi, seremala, fundi bomba... 253 00:14:23,460 --> 00:14:25,170 Mtu lazima ajiandikishe kwa Kampuni ya Mjini. 254 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:27,340 Je, sina talanta yoyote? Usiseme sisemi! 255 00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,670 Nina sauti nzuri. 256 00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:30,090 Ninazungumza na kuimba kidogo. 257 00:14:30,210 --> 00:14:33,210 Ili kuonyesha talanta yangu, Nahitaji Instagram au YouTube. 258 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:37,300 Sawa, nitapata pesa bila kufanya kazi bali kucheza kamari. 259 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:40,960 Bado nahitaji JungleeRummy, MyCircle, Lotus 360, na Dream 11. 260 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:43,210 Ili kuuza zabibu hizi... 261 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:45,880 ... unahitaji Instamart, Zepto, Zomato, na BlinkIT. 262 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,460 Wengine wanapendekeza niwe pimp. 263 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:48,350 Sijambo! 264 00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:50,710 Hata hivyo, sina budi kushindana na wengine. 265 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,210 Hiyo ni Hinger, Cuddle, na Jung-Jung. 266 00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:55,630 Sawa, bila kutumia yoyote ya programu hizi... 267 00:14:56,550 --> 00:14:58,590 Nilifikiria kuanguka kwa upendo. 268 00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:02,210 Je, unakumbuka programu ya LIK niliyoipa sauti yangu? 269 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:04,310 Pamoja na hayo sokoni, Siwezi hata kuanguka katika upendo. 270 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:06,710 Appa, hata kupata rupia, unahitaji Gpay. 271 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,170 Na hata kusonga hatua, tunahitaji Ramani za Google. 272 00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:10,590 Sijatumia yoyote kati yake. 273 00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:12,420 Nilifuata mwongozo wako na kuishi pamoja nawe. 274 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:13,420 Hata hivyo unaona kosa ndani yangu. 275 00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:15,510 Tazama! Angalia dada yako. 276 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:16,890 Je, umesahau? 277 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,130 Nilimwita Thamizhselvi. 278 00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,750 Siku ambayo alibadilika kutoka Thamizselvi hadi Thamizhselfie... 279 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,170 ... kila kitu kilibadilika! 280 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:28,510 Appa, Thamizhselfie, ni utambulisho wangu. 281 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,670 Je! unajua nina mashabiki wangapi unatazama video zangu za selfie? 282 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:34,130 Hakuna hata nafsi moja iliyonitazama mara ya pili shuleni au chuoni. 283 00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:36,920 Marafiki zangu wa kike kutumika kupendekezwa kila wakati. 284 00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,800 Hakuna hata mvulana mmoja aliyenifikiria. 285 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:41,550 Lakini sasa ninapokea heshima kubwa. 286 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,960 Appa, unajua jinsi ninavyohisi kila nikipata like kwenye post yangu? 287 00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:45,420 Kila maoni... 288 00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:49,800 inayonisifu au kunisherehekea... Je! unajua ninajisikiaje? 289 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:50,840 Unajisikiaje mpendwa? 290 00:15:52,090 --> 00:15:53,840 Huwezi kuelewa hata kama ningejaribu. 291 00:15:58,170 --> 00:15:59,800 - Ah, hapana! - Nini kilitokea, mpenzi? 292 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,050 Niliacha simu yangu. 293 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,170 Ulikuwa mbali tu kutoka kwa simu yako kwa sekunde. 294 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:09,170 Wakati haipo mikononi mwangu, ni kama nimekufa. 295 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,630 - Kwa nini unasema hivyo, mpenzi wangu? - Nitafanya! 296 00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,960 Halo, keki! 297 00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:14,800 Habari! Habari! Habari! 298 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,300 Kila mtu akusanye. Keki iko hapa. 299 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,630 -Muruga! - Ndiyo, ndugu. 300 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,170 -Nipe nazi nyororo. - Hakika! 301 00:16:20,210 --> 00:16:21,960 Halo, Dhivya, brownie ni kwa ajili yako. 302 00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:25,050 Kwa hiyo, wiki 20 za usambazaji wa keki inakuja mwisho. 303 00:16:25,340 --> 00:16:27,170 [kwa pamoja] Thamizhselfie Rocks! 304 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:29,300 Ndugu, hii hapa nazi yako nyororo. 305 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,170 Je, wewe ni kiziwi? Kwa nini unipe majani? 306 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:31,880 Samahani, ndugu. 307 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:35,420 Niliona katika sehemu yangu ya maoni kwamba ninafanya yote kwa utangazaji. 308 00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:36,840 Ndiyo, ni utangazaji. 309 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,920 Badala ya unyenyekevu usio na maana ... 310 00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,130 ...utangazaji unaonufaisha wachache ni bora zaidi. 311 00:16:41,590 --> 00:16:42,960 Appa! 312 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,210 Binti yangu alikuwa akihangaika kwa ajili ya maisha yake... 313 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,670 ...Nikamnyanyua mikononi mwangu na kukimbilia hospitali. 314 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,380 Watu wengi walikuwa wakipiga picha kuliko kunisaidia. 315 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,550 Na wengi walikosoa na kudhihaki. 316 00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,460 Pia wengi walitoa maoni yao. 317 00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:34,170 Niliita gari la wagonjwa, na alikuwa anacheza michezo. 318 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,050 Halo, funga mlango! 319 00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:38,460 Mpendwa wangu, Thamizhselvi. 320 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,550 Mpendwa! Mpendwa! 321 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,090 Mpendwa, tafadhali usikate tamaa. 322 00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:43,880 Si ulisema simu ni maisha yako? 323 00:17:44,010 --> 00:17:45,300 Mpendwa, tafadhali amka. 324 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:46,670 Mpendwa! Mpendwa! 325 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,050 Mpendwa wangu, Thamizhselvi. 326 00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:49,670 Ee Mungu, hapana! 327 00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:54,260 Thamizhselvi! 328 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:59,260 Si ulisema simu ni maisha yako? 329 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,500 Dunia imejaa kwa programu hizi za kishetani. 330 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,670 Nilipoteza binti yangu kwa sababu ya simu. 331 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,260 Vile vile, ninaogopa nitakupoteza, pia. 332 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,380 Si mara moja nikuone ukiinama. 333 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:17,710 Appa... 334 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,710 Kichwa changu hakitawahi kuinama bali kushikilia juu. 335 00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:23,920 Niamini! 336 00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:27,210 Nakupenda, kijana wangu. 337 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:28,960 Nakupenda pia, Pa. 338 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,840 Ndugu, tafadhali nunua mwavuli. Mvua itanyesha. 339 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:48,380 Sina pesa. 340 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,670 -Familia yangu inateseka Amerika. -Ikiwa nina pesa, nitanunua. 341 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:52,960 - Tafadhali, nunua moja! -Nenda kando jamani. 342 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:55,380 Siku zimekwenda tulipokuwa tukifanya kazi nchini mwao. 343 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:57,460 Sasa wanafanya kazi katika nchi yetu. 344 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:58,460 Najisikia fahari! 345 00:18:58,550 --> 00:18:59,630 Endelea na kiburi. 346 00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,010 - Wakati huo huo, nitakusanya pesa. -Sawa. 347 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:03,050 Karibu makao makuu ya LIK. 348 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,630 LIK - mimi ni rafiki yako. 349 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,630 Karibu kwenye LIK. 350 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,170 Tunafurahi kuwa nawe hapa. 351 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:16,840 Karibu, Bw. Vibe Vassey. 352 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:18,960 - Habari, bwana. - Ni vizuri kwamba umeshuka. 353 00:19:19,130 --> 00:19:20,210 Tafadhali nipe kitambulisho chako cha LIK. 354 00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:21,880 -Bwana, sina LIK-ID. -Kwa nini? 355 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,760 -Kwa sababu sina simu. -Nenda ukaichukue. 356 00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:26,670 Bwana, nilimaanisha sina simu. 357 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,340 Kwa hivyo, tafadhali nilipe kwa pesa taslimu. 358 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,260 Au sivyo... 359 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,550 Hapa, hiki ni kitabu changu cha siri. 360 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,590 Kama unaweza tafadhali kuhamisha kwa nambari hii ya akaunti... 361 00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,840 Nitaenda benki na kuingia. 362 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,880 Jamani, hana simu. 363 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,550 - Unawasilianaje na mtu? -Unakulaje? 364 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:42,460 Nitapika chakula cha moto na kitamu. 365 00:19:42,630 --> 00:19:44,130 Je, una jikoni? Je, unaweza kupika? 366 00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:46,340 Bila shaka, jikoni ni kupika chakula. 367 00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:47,670 Je, watu bado wanapika? 368 00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:49,670 -Watu bado wanamiliki majiko? -Siwezi kuamini moto bado upo. 369 00:19:49,670 --> 00:19:51,420 -Siwezi kuamini mambo haya bado yapo. - Wanadamu wenye damu! 370 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,510 Kupoteza muda kusengenya wakati wa saa za kazi. 371 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,800 Ndio maana binadamu hatakiwi kuajiriwa. Unasemaje, Bro? 372 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,460 Lakini hunisikii kamwe, Suryan. 373 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:00,800 - Hapana, bwana, yeye ni ... -Nyamaza! 374 00:20:02,590 --> 00:20:04,170 Yeye ndiye Bosi wetu! 375 00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,630 Hapendi wanadamu. 376 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,670 Kila mtu karibu naye ni roboti. 377 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,630 Aliye kulia kwake ni kama mwanadamu. 378 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,710 Huyo si binadamu. 379 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,670 Ni chukizo kumwita binadamu. 380 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,800 Yule msichana wa upande wa pili ni nani? 381 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,130 - Je, yeye si moto? -Ndio! 382 00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:19,960 Yeye pia ni roboti. 383 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,630 Jina lake ni Mpendwa. Mpenzi wa Boss wetu. 384 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,960 Bwana, robot inawezaje kuzingatiwa rafiki wa kike? 385 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,630 Baadaye, nitaelezea kwa undani. 386 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,340 - Huyo ni baba yake. - Nibariki, Baba. 387 00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:34,210 Ameweka kumbukumbu za baba yake na dhamiri yake. 388 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:35,880 Je, ulijitoza? 389 00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:39,760 Anayemfuata ni, Bro. 390 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,340 Ndugu aliyeumbwa na Boss wetu. 391 00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:43,380 Hakuna kinachotokea hapa nje bila idhini yake. 392 00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,630 Mpendwa! Tafadhali kando. 393 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,840 -Ndugu! - Ndiyo, Suryan, niambie. 394 00:20:50,090 --> 00:20:52,300 -Scan watu hawa. - Timu ya ASA. 395 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,260 -HR, sijui huyu ni nani, Coo... -Wapunguze mishahara yao ya siku 2. 396 00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:57,130 -Sawa. - Bwana, bwana, bwana. Njoo nami. 397 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,590 Bwana, yeye ni sauti ya LIK. 398 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:00,800 Hi-Lo! 399 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,050 Hi-Lo! 400 00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:03,420 Nimefurahi bado unanikumbuka. 401 00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,170 Ninawezaje kusahau sauti yako? 402 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:07,710 Sijawahi kukutana nawe kabla. Nimefurahi sana kukutana nawe, Mheshimiwa. 403 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:08,800 Na asante kwa pesa za tuzo. 404 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,260 Hii ni ishara ya shukrani. Je, umeipata? 405 00:21:11,510 --> 00:21:12,670 Bwana, hayuko kwenye LIK. 406 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,210 -Kwa nini? -'Kwa sababu hana simu. 407 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,260 Nenda ukaichukue. 408 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,590 Bwana, ninatoka Ulimwengu wa Kikaboni. 409 00:21:18,630 --> 00:21:19,420 Lazima umeisikia. 410 00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:20,840 Oh, ndio! 411 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,210 Wanaweka watu gerezani kwa kufanya uhalifu mtandaoni. 412 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:25,880 Lo, unatoka mahali pale pa kijinga. 413 00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:27,840 Watu wanaishi huko. 414 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:29,800 Hatujatumia simu maishani mwetu. 415 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,710 Kwa hivyo, sitakuwa na chochote utakachouliza. 416 00:21:33,340 --> 00:21:33,840 Simu? 417 00:21:39,170 --> 00:21:40,260 Kila mtu anacheka. 418 00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,340 Inawezekanaje bila simu? 419 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,050 Pho-- Pho-- 420 00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:47,760 nyie watu mnaishi vipi bila simu? 421 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:48,800 Pho-- Pho-- 422 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:52,050 Unaishi vipi kwa amani kwa kutumia simu? 423 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,590 -Echa Subbu! -Bwana! 424 00:21:57,170 --> 00:21:58,510 Mlipe pesa taslimu. 425 00:21:58,590 --> 00:21:59,800 Sawa. Asante. 426 00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:03,710 Baba, naipenda sauti hiyo. 427 00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:06,260 Kwa mara ya kwanza, ilizungumza juu ya kitu ambacho sikukipenda. 428 00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:08,800 -Ndugu! - Ndio, Suryan. 429 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:11,170 Siku moja, hatimaye atanunua simu. 430 00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:12,670 Na atajiunga na LIK. 431 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:14,550 Siku hiyo, tafadhali nijulishe. 432 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:15,960 -Imekamilika! -Pointi! 433 00:22:16,630 --> 00:22:18,010 - Hey, mtu, unataka mwavuli? -Ndio. 434 00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:19,800 Kweli? Je, moja inatosha? 435 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,380 Haya! Asante sana, Bro. 436 00:22:21,510 --> 00:22:23,300 Huna wazo ina maana gani kwangu. 437 00:22:23,380 --> 00:22:24,090 Una moyo mzuri. 438 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:26,170 Mambo mazuri yatatokea kwako. Utakuwa na siku maalum. 439 00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:26,880 Asante. 440 00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:38,760 Teksi ya Kitamil, mvua kubwa inanyesha. 441 00:22:39,130 --> 00:22:41,880 Tafadhali niruhusu nisubiri ndani kwa dakika 5. 442 00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:44,420 Samahani, abiria. Mteja wangu anayefuata anasubiri. 443 00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,260 Uchukuzi wangu unaofuata ni baada ya dakika 6. 444 00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:49,130 Ni uchumba wa rafiki yangu. Wengi wangependa kuchukua selfies. 445 00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:51,380 Aidha, hii ni saree ya hariri ya holographic. 446 00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:52,880 Maji ya mvua yanaweza kuiharibu. 447 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,210 Mlango utafunguliwa kwa sekunde 10. 448 00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:14,380 [Dheema, Dheema ♪ ♪ ishara ndani] 449 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:26,340 Wakati wa Kombe la Dunia 2019, Mechi ya kriketi ya India dhidi ya New Zealand... 450 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:30,830 -MS Dhoni, kuishiwa. -Sijui. 451 00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:33,660 Mvulana mwenye umri wa miaka 27 alipata mshtuko wa moyo baada ya kutazama mechi hiyo. 452 00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:35,630 Baada ya kutazama mechi ya kriketi... 453 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,800 ...kama mtu anaweza kupata mshtuko wa moyo. Sina jibu kwa hilo. 454 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:42,090 -Daktari, mshtuko wa moyo? -Unasema nini? 455 00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,710 Mwana, moyo wa mwanadamu ni kama ... 456 00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:47,630 kiungo sawia na saizi ya mkono. 457 00:24:48,170 --> 00:24:49,800 Haiwezi kubeba hisia kali. 458 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,300 Itaacha kupiga ikiwa inakabiliwa na mshtuko. 459 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,170 Katika mashairi... 460 00:24:56,010 --> 00:24:57,960 "Moyo wangu uliruka," wanasema. 461 00:24:58,170 --> 00:25:00,920 Nashangaa nini kilimpata na kwanini alishtuka. 462 00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:03,210 Moyo wake uliruka mapigo 4 463 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:04,340 na kuacha kupiga. 464 00:25:04,340 --> 00:25:06,510 -Moyo uliacha kupiga, unasema? -Je, uko makini? 465 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:08,170 Tafadhali wajulishe jamaa. 466 00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:08,920 Ni kali! 467 00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,420 -Je! - Samahani, bwana. 468 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:11,550 Je, uko makini? 469 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,670 -Daktari, tafadhali angalia mara ya pili. - Sio kitanda hiki. 470 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:14,920 Sio kitanda hiki inaonekana. 471 00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:16,260 -Daktari. - Je, yuko sawa? 472 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:17,130 Ndiyo, bwana. Yuko sawa! 473 00:25:17,210 --> 00:25:18,550 Vas, uko sawa? 474 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,300 Mwana? 475 00:25:26,130 --> 00:25:27,020 Unajisikiaje? 476 00:25:28,380 --> 00:25:29,260 Niko sawa, Daktari. 477 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:30,830 Nzuri! Steth, tafadhali. 478 00:25:35,260 --> 00:25:36,430 - Yuko sawa kabisa. - Asante Mungu! 479 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:38,010 Kuwa mwangalifu. 480 00:25:38,050 --> 00:25:39,590 Ulikuwa na mshtuko wa moyo kumtazama tu msichana. 481 00:25:40,010 --> 00:25:41,010 Una shida gani? 482 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,350 Inaweza kusikika kama kichefuchefu lakini ngoja niseme moyo wangu. 483 00:25:46,510 --> 00:25:48,380 Inaweza kuwa 2040 sasa. 484 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,760 Ulimwengu unaweza kuwa nao iliendelea kwa kiasi kikubwa. 485 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,980 Upendo mara ya kwanza bado upo, Bwana. 486 00:25:54,590 --> 00:25:56,550 Niligundua tu baada ya kukutana naye. 487 00:25:57,260 --> 00:26:00,730 Kuanzia kichwani hadi kwenye vidole vyangu ... 488 00:26:01,710 --> 00:26:02,960 ...nilihisi kitu! 489 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,710 Sijui ilikuwa ni nini. 490 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,630 Je, ulizimia baada ya kupata jina na namba yake? 491 00:26:07,710 --> 00:26:09,210 Nilizimia bila kupata taarifa yoyote. 492 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:10,090 Inasikitisha, jamani. 493 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:11,420 Ripoti, tafadhali. 494 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:15,510 Hii ndio ripoti yako ya kwanza ya mshtuko wa moyo. 495 00:26:16,670 --> 00:26:18,840 Mara nyingi, wengi hawaishi kuona ripoti hii. 496 00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:21,050 Wewe ni mtu mwenye bahati, aliyebarikiwa. 497 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,670 Lazima utunze vyema moyo wako. 498 00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:28,380 Sasa inuka. 499 00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:30,670 - Na kwenda nyumbani. - Sawa, daktari. Asante. 500 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,880 Bila taarifa yoyote, umepanga kumpata vipi? 501 00:26:43,010 --> 00:26:45,340 Ikiwa ulimwengu unaweza kuibua maajabu hayo, 502 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:49,670 hakika ina fadhili kutengeneza hii pia. 503 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:09,920 Habari, wapenzi wangu! 504 00:27:10,010 --> 00:27:13,550 Ni TWM pamoja na Dheema Puppyma. 505 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,340 Kwa hivyo, uko tayari kusafiri nami leo? 506 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,210 Twende! 507 00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,510 Halo, unatazama wapi? 508 00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,760 Loo, unatazama hili. 509 00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:24,590 Lakini bado haujaona hii. 510 00:27:26,550 --> 00:27:27,210 Ta-da! 511 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:30,260 Unaweza kupata bidhaa hizi chini ya bio yangu. 512 00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:32,460 Tafadhali jiandikishe kwa sasisho maalum. 513 00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:33,090 Na... 514 00:27:33,170 --> 00:27:34,920 Linda nishati yako! 515 00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:37,550 LIK, mpigie simu Amma. 516 00:27:37,630 --> 00:27:38,630 10,000 517 00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:40,170 10,100 518 00:27:40,630 --> 00:27:41,710 10,200 519 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:43,590 Mama, nilipiga milioni 8. 520 00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:44,630 Milioni 2 tu zimesalia. 521 00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:45,840 Bado hujafikisha milioni 10. 522 00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:48,460 Mbona unanisumbua wakati wa kutengeneza reel? 523 00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:49,960 Mama, nilikuwa nasema tu. 524 00:27:50,010 --> 00:27:53,170 Mama, filamu iliyotengenezwa na wanadamu imetolewa katika PVR. 525 00:27:53,420 --> 00:27:56,550 Nikichapisha hakiki yake, Nitapata maoni mengi. 526 00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:59,590 Chapisha maoni hasi. Hapo ndipo utapata maoni mengi. 527 00:28:00,420 --> 00:28:01,090 Sawa, Mama. 528 00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:02,720 Vazha Meenu 529 00:28:03,630 --> 00:28:04,210 Imepigwa marufuku?! 530 00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:05,550 Tatizo ni nini? 531 00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:11,710 Reels yangu ya michezo ya kubahatisha mtandaoni kusababisha hasara kubwa kwa mtu mmoja. 532 00:28:12,130 --> 00:28:14,340 Alitaja jina langu katika barua yake ya kujiua. 533 00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:15,800 Ndio maana walipiga marufuku akaunti yangu. 534 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,760 Lo, laana! 535 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,550 Nini kitatokea kwa maisha ya mshawishi bila mtandao? 536 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:20,490 Lo, hapana! 537 00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:23,630 Utafanya nini sasa? 538 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:25,380 Je, utaendesha gari la kushiriki kiotomatiki? 539 00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:28,210 Au unaenda kuuza briyani? 540 00:28:28,210 --> 00:28:28,710 Lo, hapana! 541 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,590 Au unaenda ngoma barabarani kwa pesa? 542 00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:34,880 Inasikitisha sana kuwa nimekuwa sababu ya kifo cha mtu. 543 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:38,340 Kwa hivyo, utahukumiwa kwa miezi 6 bila simu ya mkononi... 544 00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:41,510 Ikiwa tu Anbu Kadal atasaini utaweza kutumia simu yako. 545 00:28:41,550 --> 00:28:43,420 - Je! uko sawa nayo? - Niko sawa nayo! 546 00:28:43,550 --> 00:28:44,380 Nitaenda gerezani. 547 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,130 Si... Si... Si bahati, kijana wangu. 548 00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:48,840 Huu ni Ulimwengu wa Kikaboni. 549 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,420 Alipendekeza kila mtu kucheza rummy mtandaoni ili kuwa tajiri 550 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,550 na kuharibu maisha ya mtu wengi sana. 551 00:28:53,710 --> 00:28:55,800 Kwa wahalifu wa mtandao kama wewe... 552 00:28:56,050 --> 00:28:57,420 hii ndiyo adhabu ya kwanza. 553 00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,260 Weka simu yako ndani yake. 554 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,420 Kumbukumbu zako zote zilizohifadhiwa kwenye simu itahifadhiwa juu yake. 555 00:29:05,670 --> 00:29:07,590 Unapoachiliwa unaweza kuchukua na wewe. 556 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,300 Sasa, tafadhali chukua takataka hii na kuingia ndani. 557 00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:13,420 Jamani, tuondoke? 558 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,090 -Bibi, hakuna simu zinazoruhusiwa kwa wageni. -Kapoor, tafadhali muongoze. 559 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:18,090 Tafadhali salimisha simu yako. Unaweza kuichukua unapoondoka. 560 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,300 Mwanangu, unaelekea nje? 561 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:22,510 Hapana, naelekea ndani. 562 00:29:22,590 --> 00:29:24,800 Ucheshi wa familia yetu ni mzuri. 563 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:32,760 Jamani, ni yule msichana niliyemwona jana. 564 00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:35,210 Kwa namna fulani, tafadhali mlete ndani. 565 00:29:36,460 --> 00:29:37,090 Sawa. 566 00:29:41,420 --> 00:29:42,420 Tazama hatua yako. 567 00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:51,800 Njoo, Njoo! Karibu, karibu! 568 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,550 Huwezi kuunda reels hapa. 569 00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:55,010 Tupa simu yako. 570 00:29:55,670 --> 00:29:56,550 Itupe mbali. 571 00:29:57,050 --> 00:29:58,420 Mbona nyie watu waovu sana? 572 00:30:05,630 --> 00:30:07,960 Sijui nitaishi vipi kwa mwezi bila simu. 573 00:30:08,050 --> 00:30:09,920 Haitakuwa suala. Njoo kwa Toka 2. 574 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:10,670 Puppyma! 575 00:30:11,010 --> 00:30:13,760 Tafadhali usile kwa wakati. 576 00:30:14,090 --> 00:30:15,800 Kwa sababu ikiwa unaweka mafuta ya tumbo ... 577 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,800 mashabiki wako wa ngoma ya tumbo watapungua. 578 00:30:18,210 --> 00:30:19,960 Usilale kwa wakati. 579 00:30:20,170 --> 00:30:21,340 Kwa sababu, tukiwa tumelala... 580 00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:23,800 nyingine itaunda machapisho mapya na kuwateka nyara wafuasi wetu. 581 00:30:24,010 --> 00:30:27,800 Pia, tafadhali wajulishe wafuasi wangu kwamba niko gerezani... 582 00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:31,050 Oh, hapana, nini kilitokea? Kwa nini unalia? 583 00:30:32,050 --> 00:30:32,710 Hakuna chochote, Mama! 584 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,090 Sawa, fanya reel na mhemko huu mzima. 585 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:37,090 Sema na mashabiki kwa macho ya machozi. 586 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:39,090 Kwa sababu mhemko ndio ukuzaji mkubwa zaidi. 587 00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:42,260 Jali afya yako kwa hivyo inaonekana kuonyeshwa kwa watazamaji. 588 00:30:42,380 --> 00:30:45,010 -Sawa? Sawa, kwaheri! - Sawa, Mama. 589 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,090 Phew! TG! 590 00:30:49,260 --> 00:30:50,550 Hi Vaazha Meenu mashabiki! 591 00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,130 Mama yangu amekubaliwa kwenye Organic Wold 592 00:30:53,210 --> 00:30:55,460 kwa sababu alipakia chapisho lisilo sahihi. 593 00:30:55,550 --> 00:30:57,420 Ndio maana nina huzuni sana. 594 00:30:57,510 --> 00:31:00,090 Hatashiriki kwa siku 180. 595 00:31:00,170 --> 00:31:02,710 Wakati huu mgumu Nitaunda maudhui kwa ajili yenu. 596 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,840 Tafadhali niombee mama yangu. 597 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,260 Tutamtunza mama yako vizuri. 598 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:09,550 Kwa hiyo, unaweza kwenda nyumbani bila wasiwasi wowote. 599 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,010 Kwa hiyo, ulinitambua. 600 00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:13,090 Tafadhali endelea kuzungumza. 601 00:31:13,130 --> 00:31:14,130 Je, hukunitambua? 602 00:31:14,550 --> 00:31:17,800 Siku hiyo wakati wa mvua na nilikuwa na mwavuli ... 603 00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:18,880 Na ulichukua kifuniko. 604 00:31:19,090 --> 00:31:20,300 -LIK. - Ndio, mpendwa! 605 00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:23,380 -Inachukua muda gani kufika nyumbani?-Dakika 10 ukipitia reli moja. 606 00:31:23,670 --> 00:31:24,630 Dakika 8 na Teksi ya Kitamil. 607 00:31:24,670 --> 00:31:26,130 Sauti yako inafanana nayo sana. 608 00:31:26,130 --> 00:31:26,710 Je, niweke kitabu? 609 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,800 Ni sauti yangu, kwa kweli. 610 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,590 Je! 611 00:31:29,670 --> 00:31:31,460 Mimi ni Vibe Vassey. Sauti ya LIK. 612 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:34,670 OMG! WTH! 613 00:31:35,090 --> 00:31:37,300 Maisha yangu yote Nimekuwa nikizungumza na sauti hii. 614 00:31:37,510 --> 00:31:38,960 Je, naweza kufanya reel na wewe? 615 00:31:40,010 --> 00:31:42,170 Habari, keki zangu ndogo za wali. Je, kuna uwezekano gani? 616 00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:44,340 Tazama hapa! Niko na sauti ya LIK. 617 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:47,510 Huyu ni Bw. Vibe Vassey. 618 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:49,360 -Vibe, tafadhali sema, hi. -Hi! 619 00:31:49,510 --> 00:31:50,760 Niwape punchline? 620 00:31:51,590 --> 00:31:52,760 Fanya mema na mazuri yatafuata. 621 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,380 Lo! Inashangaza! 622 00:31:54,460 --> 00:31:55,760 Je, naweza kupiga selfie na wewe? 623 00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:58,090 Tazama hapa. Tazama hapa. 624 00:31:58,420 --> 00:31:59,090 Tazama hapa. 625 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,420 Tazama hapa. Tazama hapa. 626 00:32:02,550 --> 00:32:03,250 Asante. 627 00:32:03,510 --> 00:32:04,690 Tafadhali subiri kidogo. 628 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:09,380 Juzi, baada ya kukuona, unajua nini kilitokea? 629 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,340 Ninataka kujadili kila kitu na wewe. 630 00:32:11,710 --> 00:32:13,460 Je, mimi kukutana na wewe? Njia yoyote-- 631 00:32:13,590 --> 00:32:15,630 Nipe kitambulisho cha LIK au simu yako-- 632 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,630 Nipe LIK Id yako. 633 00:32:16,710 --> 00:32:19,340 Unaona... Siwezi kutumia simu kwa maisha yangu yote. 634 00:32:19,510 --> 00:32:23,050 Ikiwa unashiriki maelezo, Nitakuwepo kwa wakati. 635 00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:24,420 Mimi ni bora zaidi kuliko watu wanaotumia simu. 636 00:32:24,670 --> 00:32:27,380 Kwa kweli, ni hatari hata kuzungumza kwa watu ambao hawatumii LIK. 637 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,170 Na huna hata simu. Kwaheri! 638 00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:31,300 Samahani, kwaheri! 639 00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:33,460 Halo, ikiwa, YCYM-- 640 00:32:33,630 --> 00:32:34,920 Namaanisha, unabadilisha mawazo yako ... 641 00:32:35,050 --> 00:32:36,550 nitumie ombi kwa LIK. 642 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:37,960 Jina lako, tafadhali. 643 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,670 Dheema. 644 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:45,840 ♪ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema ♪ 645 00:32:46,670 --> 00:32:48,150 Tafadhali rudia jina lako. 646 00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:51,760 Dhee... Mama... 647 00:32:52,130 --> 00:32:57,090 ♪ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema ♪ 648 00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:00,050 Halo, subiri, subiri! 649 00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:01,510 Tafadhali rudia jina lako mara moja zaidi. 650 00:33:01,630 --> 00:33:03,590 Kwa nini unauliza jina langu na kufunga macho yako? 651 00:33:03,710 --> 00:33:06,760 Kila nikifumba macho Ninaweza kusikia wimbo na wimbo. 652 00:33:07,010 --> 00:33:09,090 Je! Je, si haki kwamba ni wewe pekee unayeweza kuisikia? 653 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:10,710 Tafadhali imba. Ninaenda kuishi sasa. 654 00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:20,090 ♪ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema ♪ 655 00:33:22,550 --> 00:33:27,340 ♪ Wewe ndiye uliyefungua Moyo wangu ulindwa ♪ 656 00:33:29,670 --> 00:33:34,840 ♥ Wewe ni binti-mkwe Wazazi wangu wangeipenda 657 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:43,880 ♥ Nionyeshe njia Kulala kando yako 658 00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:51,130 Je, hatima niruhusu Ni mali yako kwa undani sana? ♫ 659 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:56,760 ♥ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema 🔥 660 00:33:59,130 --> 00:34:04,170 ♥ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema 🔥 661 00:34:06,510 --> 00:34:09,760 wimbo 662 00:34:10,210 --> 00:34:13,800 ♥Dheema Dheema Dhee... Dheema Dheema Dhee... ▼ 663 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,090 wimbo 664 00:34:17,550 --> 00:34:21,050 ♥Dheema Dheema Dhee... Dheema Dheema Dhee... ▼ 665 00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:26,130 ♥ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema 🔥 666 00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:33,590 ♪ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema ♪ 667 00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:22,550 ♪ Katikati ya mji, Kwenye barabara tulivu sana ♪ 668 00:35:22,550 --> 00:35:24,380 ♪ Chini ya jua kali, Katika mwanga huu wa joto na wa dhahabu ♪ 669 00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:26,300 ♪ Ikiwa anga inaweza kuleta mvua, Je, watakuletea ili kupunguza maumivu yangu? ♪ 670 00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:28,090 ♪ Ni mipango gani ya ulimwengu Vuta mioyo yetu tena? ♪ 671 00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:31,630 ♪ Ndani ya nyumba ambayo unapumua kwa upole, Natamani kung'ara kuliko kila ua lililo chini ♪ 672 00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:34,260 ♪ Mbingu zibarikiwe Na wana wawili wa neema ya curly ♪ 673 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,300 ♪ Na macho yako yajawe na furaha ♪ 674 00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:37,130 ♪ Kama mistari inayovuma Kwa upole kupitia hadithi ♪ 675 00:35:37,210 --> 00:35:38,880 ♪ Alichanua kwa upole Imeamshwa na matokeo ya hatima ♪ 676 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,460 ♪ Tena na tena Acha kila kuzaliwa upya kunirudishe kwako ♪ 677 00:35:42,590 --> 00:35:46,090 ♪ Mungu awabariki pia, Na binti wazuri, kama wewe ♪ 678 00:35:46,260 --> 00:35:49,920 ♪ Kwa hivyo kila mtu anaweza kubofya Selfie zao ndogo kabisa ♪ 679 00:35:50,010 --> 00:35:56,210 ♪ Nionyeshe njia Kulala kando yako ♪ 680 00:35:57,340 --> 00:36:03,340 ♪ Je, hatima niruhusu Ni mali yako kwa undani sana? ♪ 681 00:36:04,050 --> 00:36:09,090 ♪ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema ♪ 682 00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:16,460 ♪ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema ♪ 683 00:36:18,670 --> 00:36:21,960 ♪ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema... ♪ 684 00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:25,960 ♥Dheema Dheema Dhee... Dheema Dheema Dhee... ▼ 685 00:36:26,090 --> 00:36:29,210 wimbo 686 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,260 ♥Dheema Dheema Dhee... Dheema Dheema Dhee... ▼ 687 00:36:33,460 --> 00:36:38,170 ♥ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema 🔥 688 00:36:40,710 --> 00:36:45,840 ♥ Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema Dheema 🔥 689 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:09,170 [wanahabari wakipiga kelele] 690 00:37:09,550 --> 00:37:12,420 Akitoa ushahidi mbele ya Seneti Je, Bwana Suryan. 691 00:37:12,670 --> 00:37:15,550 Mwanzilishi wa Super-app, Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo. 692 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,130 -Bw. Suryan! -Bwana. 693 00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:19,800 Kusudi ni nini? Unapenda Kampuni ya Bima? 694 00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:24,630 Mheshimiwa, chochote tunachokiona ni muhimu na wa thamani katika maisha yetu... 695 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:30,050 kama, maisha yetu, afya, gari, nyumba n.k. sisi kuhakikisha yote. 696 00:37:30,130 --> 00:37:33,170 Wacheza soka maarufu kama Messi, na Ronaldo... 697 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:35,630 ...wamewawekea bima miguu. 698 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:41,300 Marafiki zangu, Kim Kardashian, na JLo, wamewawekea bima bums zao. 699 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,670 Watu hujiwekea bima za ajabu katika dunia hii. 700 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,420 Hii... Upendo. Je, kuna njia ya kuihakikishia? 701 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,460 Hapana. 702 00:37:50,260 --> 00:37:51,710 Lakini sasa kuna chaguo. 703 00:37:52,260 --> 00:37:56,170 Hilo ndilo kusudi ya Upendo Insurance Kompany. 704 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:58,090 Ili kutoa huduma hii... 705 00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:01,510 unatambua ni kiasi gani umekiuka faragha za watu? 706 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,420 Imagine kuna ajali kati ya gari na baiskeli... 707 00:38:04,510 --> 00:38:09,460 CCTV karibu na eneo hilo itawasaidia kudai bima. 708 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:15,550 Vile vile, ikiwa kuna suala katika a uhusiano na kuamua kuachana ... 709 00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:18,300 Unatutarajiaje ili kujua kosa ni la nani? 710 00:38:18,510 --> 00:38:24,050 Kwa hivyo, tunahitaji kamera kwenye pete hii kufuatilia watu 24/7. 711 00:38:24,420 --> 00:38:28,050 Kulingana na data iliyokusanywa, adhabu inahesabiwa. 712 00:38:28,300 --> 00:38:34,840 LIK itadai adhabu kutoka kwa mwenzi asiye mwaminifu katika uhusiano huo. 713 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,010 Watu hujiandikisha tu baada ya kusoma sheria na masharti. 714 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:39,840 Kwa kukubaliana na hili, tunakusanya ... 715 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:42,920 Chukua, mimi na mke wangu tunaoga bafuni... 716 00:38:43,050 --> 00:38:45,130 wakati huo, programu yako ya LIK itaendelea kutufuatilia. 717 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:45,960 Je! niko sawa? 718 00:38:46,050 --> 00:38:48,880 Wewe na mkeo mnaoga pamoja haitakuwa suala. 719 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,840 Badala yake, ikiwa unaoga na mke wa mtu mwingine... 720 00:38:53,010 --> 00:38:55,590 mkeo anaweza kukufuatilia kupitia LIK. 721 00:38:55,670 --> 00:38:56,800 -Bw. Suryan! -Bibi. 722 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,760 Hujapata point yake. 723 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,210 Anataka kujua 724 00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:03,170 ikiwa unamwangalia yeye na mkewe wakioga kupitia programu yako inawezekana. 725 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:04,800 Ninajaribu kukuelezea vivyo hivyo. 726 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,050 Jambo la kuzingatiwa sio nani anaoga na nani. 727 00:39:07,130 --> 00:39:09,550 Lakini kila mtu anapaswa kuoga tu na wake zao. 728 00:39:09,630 --> 00:39:11,880 Bwana, unatoka nje ya mada. 729 00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:14,920 Hebu fikiria mume na mke wanaoga. 730 00:39:15,090 --> 00:39:16,960 Unaweza au huwezi kuwatazama kupitia programu ya LIK? 731 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:17,590 Jibu hilo! 732 00:39:17,630 --> 00:39:18,800 Mheshimiwa, naomba nielezee. 733 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,170 - Jibu swali langu. -Bwana, ni wao tu wanaoweza kuiona. 734 00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:22,090 Je, sehemu ya nyuma ya LIK ina ufikiaji wake? 735 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:23,300 Je, wanaweza kutazama au la? 736 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:25,420 Sema ndiyo au hapana! 737 00:39:26,170 --> 00:39:27,050 Kitaalam, ndio! 738 00:39:27,210 --> 00:39:29,420 -Lakini kimaadili, hatufanyi hivyo, bwana. - Hiyo ni! Imepigwa marufuku! 739 00:39:30,090 --> 00:39:31,710 Seneti inayoheshimiwa ya Tamil Nadu. 740 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,550 CCTV sasa imesakinishwa katika vyumba vyetu vya kuishi na vyumba vya kulala. 741 00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:35,380 Kwa nini? 742 00:39:36,010 --> 00:39:37,050 Ni kwa ajili ya usalama. 743 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:39,590 Ni nini muhimu? Faragha au usalama? 744 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,670 Ni nini muhimu? Faragha au uaminifu? 745 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,630 Ni nini muhimu? Faragha au mapenzi? 746 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,420 Unauliza kitu ambayo watu wamekuwa wakisherehekea. 747 00:39:46,510 --> 00:39:49,010 Wacha tuangalie nini umma ina kusema juu yake kuishi. 748 00:39:49,090 --> 00:39:50,960 - Je, uko sawa? -Tafadhali! 749 00:39:51,420 --> 00:39:51,960 Endelea! 750 00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:54,630 Nitatazama kwa furaha kuona ni nini watu wanapaswa kusema kuhusu programu yangu. 751 00:39:54,670 --> 00:39:56,710 Hebu tazama moja kwa moja huku wakisema wanachosema. 752 00:39:58,590 --> 00:40:02,880 Kama dinosaurs wanatoweka siku hizi, hata mapenzi yameisha. 753 00:40:03,010 --> 00:40:06,340 Tangu kuanzishwa kwa LIK, upendo na uaminifu zimerejea. 754 00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:08,300 Kuna wahuni wengi katika eneo langu. 755 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,260 Siwezi hata kutembea kwa amani. Inatisha. 756 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,760 Walakini, tangu nianze kutumia LIK Najisikia salama sana. 757 00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:17,960 Kwa nini unaweza kupiga marufuku programu nzuri kama hii? 758 00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:22,260 "Ni dharura," alisema na kuniita mara moja. 759 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:23,550 Niko njiani Nilikutana na ajali. 760 00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:27,130 Nilipata jeraha la kichwa na nilikuwa alilazwa ICU kwa miezi 6. 761 00:40:27,210 --> 00:40:28,880 Nilikuwa nikihangaika kwa ajili ya maisha yangu katika ICU. 762 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,630 Na atafurahiya na mpenzi wake wa zamani katika ukanda huo. 763 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:33,420 Kama wanaume kama mimi hawana LIK... 764 00:40:33,550 --> 00:40:35,920 Ningemwamini kwa upofu ... 765 00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:37,630 Ikiwa sio kwa LIK Nisingejua. 766 00:40:37,710 --> 00:40:39,340 Wanaume kama mimi wanahitaji LIK. 767 00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:42,050 Kama huna LIK, basi hata usiongee nami. 768 00:40:44,090 --> 00:40:47,130 Ikiwa programu ya Kihindi imefanikiwa na maarufu duniani kote... 769 00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:48,630 Je, hilo si jambo la kujivunia? 770 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,210 Tunajivunia LIK. 771 00:40:53,510 --> 00:40:55,340 Kwa vile mimi ni mlemavu... 772 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:58,670 Sijui mume wangu anafanya nini. 773 00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,920 Hata nikiwapo, anataniana na wateja kwenye duka letu. 774 00:41:01,050 --> 00:41:03,880 Hebu wazia angefanya nini wakati sipo karibu. 775 00:41:04,050 --> 00:41:05,050 Lakini sasa... 776 00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:07,050 LIK - uko wapi? 777 00:41:07,170 --> 00:41:09,260 Niko nyuma yako, mpenzi wangu. 778 00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:12,420 Kwa nini maisha yetu yaamue tunapaswa kupendana na nani? 779 00:41:12,550 --> 00:41:16,550 Kwa mtu kama mimi anayechukua mahusiano kwa umakini, LIK ni zawadi. 780 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,210 TG niko salama kwa sababu ya LIK. 781 00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:19,260 Tunakupenda, LIK. 782 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:21,300 Tunakupenda, LIK. 783 00:41:21,340 --> 00:41:24,210 Sekta yoyote ambayo ina maslahi bora ya umma akilini... 784 00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:25,920 itaungwa mkono na Serikali. 785 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,300 Kwa wakati huu, hatutapiga marufuku programu yako. 786 00:41:30,550 --> 00:41:32,670 Kuanzia sasa hadi mwaka 787 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,510 ikiwa hakuna madhara kwa umma kwa programu yako bora ya LIK 788 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:41,710 Pia, ikiwa watumiaji wako milioni 20 kuongezeka hadi milioni 50... 789 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:42,880 ni wakati programu yako itachukuliwa kuwa inafaa. 790 00:41:43,590 --> 00:41:48,260 Vivyo hivyo, ikiwa msaada wa umma utapungua pamoja na wateja wako... 791 00:41:49,130 --> 00:41:50,460 tutachukua uamuzi. 792 00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:53,800 Mwaka wako 1 unaanza sasa. 793 00:41:54,550 --> 00:41:56,460 Asante, Seneti, kwa msaada wako. 794 00:41:58,510 --> 00:42:00,380 Bwana, bwana, wanachama milioni 50 si kazi rahisi. 795 00:42:01,420 --> 00:42:02,050 Marafiki! 796 00:42:02,630 --> 00:42:05,590 Mara tu kipengele kipya cha LIK kinapotoka, Wasajili milioni 50 ni rahisi kufikia. 797 00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:07,460 Mheshimiwa, swali la mwisho. Tafadhali, bwana. 798 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:12,170 Hey, tayari ana mpenzi. Na yeye ni mzuri! 799 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:13,800 - Wao ni wanandoa wazuri. -Ndio. 800 00:42:14,340 --> 00:42:16,170 Aidha, wameunganishwa kwa muda mrefu. 801 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,010 Vasu, nafasi yako inaonekana kuwa mbaya. 802 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:19,590 Je, yeye ni nani? 803 00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,170 Yeye huwa naye kila wakati kama kivuli. 804 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:24,880 Anaonekana mwenye elimu, ingawa. 805 00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:26,630 Nitafanya miadi. 806 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,840 - Nini, mtu? -Mimi ni Vibe Vassey. 807 00:42:31,630 --> 00:42:33,260 Mimi ni Jolly Prabhu! 808 00:42:33,590 --> 00:42:34,340 Nibusu. 809 00:42:37,170 --> 00:42:39,210 Ah, mwili mzuri. 810 00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:40,670 - Inaonekana kama mtu mzuri. -Unakaa! 811 00:42:40,710 --> 00:42:41,340 Wewe, simama! 812 00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:43,050 Niambie! 813 00:42:44,050 --> 00:42:46,300 Bwana, tafadhali usinichukulie vibaya. 814 00:42:46,670 --> 00:42:49,420 - Wewe ni pamoja naye kila wakati. - Hiyo ni kazi yangu! 815 00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:50,590 Wewe ni nani? 816 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,460 Mimi ni rafiki yake wazi! 817 00:42:55,550 --> 00:42:56,550 Fungua rafiki, kama ndani? 818 00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,170 Fungua rafiki, kama vile nitampendekeza. 819 00:43:00,550 --> 00:43:02,130 Watatukataa. 820 00:43:02,510 --> 00:43:04,590 Kisha tutaomba tuwe marafiki. 821 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:05,840 Na watakubaliana nayo. 822 00:43:06,010 --> 00:43:07,420 Tutakuwa karibu nao daima. 823 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,380 Tutakuwa na masilahi tuliyopewa kila wakati. 824 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,050 Tutatafuta fursa kila wakati. 825 00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:15,300 Wanawake wanajua, pia. 826 00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:18,510 Bado, watatuweka karibu. 827 00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:20,300 Wanapata kick nje yake. 828 00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:21,800 Na sisi pia! 829 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:23,960 Katika siku ya bahati ... 830 00:43:24,130 --> 00:43:26,420 bwana harusi anapomuacha bibi arusi kwenye madhabahu... 831 00:43:26,460 --> 00:43:29,630 Na wanapo khofu kwa kukata tamaa. wanageuka na kuangalia... 832 00:43:29,670 --> 00:43:30,300 Geuka! 833 00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:31,460 Habari! 834 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,550 Hapo... 835 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,380 Hapo nitakuwa namsubiri. 836 00:43:35,590 --> 00:43:37,340 Kwa kitambo kama hiki ... 837 00:43:38,010 --> 00:43:39,800 ...wanaume hujitolea maisha yao. 838 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,630 Wafiadini mashuhuri sio wengine ila... 839 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,670 ... Marafiki Wazi! 840 00:43:45,170 --> 00:43:45,920 Vikundi vya Jolly! 841 00:43:47,590 --> 00:43:50,010 -Je, yeye ni rafiki wa wazi pia? - Hapana, hapana! 842 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:53,050 Baba yake alikuwa rafiki wa wazi kwa mama yake. 843 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:56,760 Kwa vile hakutaka wakutane, alibaki katika familia. 844 00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:59,170 - Je, bado unamhitaji? - Ndio ninafanya! 845 00:43:59,420 --> 00:43:59,860 Tamu! 846 00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:01,230 Kusahau kuhusu hilo. 847 00:44:02,210 --> 00:44:04,840 Dheema anatabia ya ajabu. 848 00:44:05,050 --> 00:44:06,510 Yeye hutazama simu kila wakati. 849 00:44:06,550 --> 00:44:09,260 Yeye haangalii anapozungumza. Nashangaa nini kinatokea. 850 00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:11,090 Yeye ni msichana Nomophobic. 851 00:44:11,170 --> 00:44:12,670 Atakuwa kwenye simu kila wakati. 852 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,550 Tulilelewa na mama zetu. 853 00:44:14,670 --> 00:44:16,510 Lakini alilelewa na simu. 854 00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:17,220 Mama! 855 00:44:19,710 --> 00:44:23,170 Mama, tafadhali nipikie keki. 856 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,380 Tafadhali, Mama. Nataka keki moja tu. 857 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,920 Mama, mama wa rafiki yangu, hupika keki za kupendeza. 858 00:44:30,050 --> 00:44:32,550 Je, unaweza kuifanya kama hiyo tafadhali? 859 00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:35,260 Ama, umesikia nilichosema hivi punde? 860 00:44:35,420 --> 00:44:36,880 Agiza moja kwenye Zomato. 861 00:44:44,210 --> 00:44:47,090 -Yay! Jibini! -Yay! Jibini! 862 00:44:48,170 --> 00:44:50,380 Mama, tafadhali niambie hadithi. 863 00:44:50,590 --> 00:44:52,630 Uliza Alexa wakusimulie hadithi. 864 00:44:53,550 --> 00:44:56,090 Alexa, tafadhali niambie hadithi. 865 00:44:56,130 --> 00:44:57,670 Nitalala nikisikiliza hadithi. 866 00:45:07,510 --> 00:45:08,340 Alexa! 867 00:45:08,590 --> 00:45:09,550 Je, ni habari gani za hivi punde? 868 00:45:09,550 --> 00:45:11,050 Wimbo gani unaovuma? 869 00:45:12,130 --> 00:45:13,550 Habari! Kwa nini unafanya hivi? 870 00:45:13,590 --> 00:45:16,510 Kuzimu ya umwagaji damu! Huna wazo jinsi ilivyo ngumu kupata wafuasi. 871 00:45:16,550 --> 00:45:17,510 Pamoja na wewe, maniac wa mtandao. 872 00:45:17,550 --> 00:45:19,880 Upuuzi gani huu? Hii ni nyingi mno! 873 00:45:20,710 --> 00:45:21,380 Mama! 874 00:45:21,550 --> 00:45:22,210 Mama! 875 00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,710 Ni nini? 876 00:45:24,210 --> 00:45:24,920 Nini?! 877 00:45:29,510 --> 00:45:35,340 LIK, nataka maisha yangu yawe na furaha zaidi kuliko maisha ya wazazi wangu. 878 00:45:35,710 --> 00:45:38,630 Ili hilo litokee, lazima unitafutie mechi kamili. 879 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,460 Dheema, usilie. Tafadhali futa machozi yako. 880 00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:43,760 Linda nguvu zako! 881 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,010 Ikiwa huna simu, huyo kichaa wa simu atakutoroka. 882 00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:51,010 Sikiliza, unanunua simu bila baba yako kujua. 883 00:45:51,130 --> 00:45:52,170 Na unipe. 884 00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:53,800 Unaweza kutumia simu wakati wa mchana. 885 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:55,840 Nami nitaishughulikia kwa niaba yako wakati wa usiku. 886 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,380 Tutaweza kutokamatwa. 887 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:00,300 Sawa? 888 00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:01,670 - Alikubali! - Super! 889 00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,460 -Haraka, panga simu. -Sawa? 890 00:46:09,050 --> 00:46:10,340 Mbona anapiga kichwa tena? 891 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,770 Hey, kusahau kuhusu yeye. 892 00:46:13,630 --> 00:46:16,170 Nitakutafuta msichana anayefaa. 893 00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:16,920 Sawa? 894 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,590 Sawa? 895 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:19,710 Kijana mzuri. 896 00:46:20,550 --> 00:46:21,510 Je, uko sawa nayo? 897 00:46:23,630 --> 00:46:24,170 Habari! 898 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,130 Saikolojia ya umwagaji damu! 899 00:46:39,210 --> 00:46:40,340 Ni Baba yako, sawa? 900 00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:45,920 [kuimba wimbo wa nyimbo] 901 00:46:58,090 --> 00:46:59,550 -Halo! -Samahani. 902 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:00,710 Anaudhi! 903 00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:02,130 -Kalki? -Nini kaka? 904 00:47:02,170 --> 00:47:03,800 -Hey, Kalki yuko wapi? - Niko hapa. 905 00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:06,510 Kuna nini, Vibe Vassey? 906 00:47:13,380 --> 00:47:13,940 Niliinunua. 907 00:47:16,420 --> 00:47:18,390 Sikuweza kulala usiku kucha, Kalki. 908 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,110 Kalki, tafadhali nifundishe jinsi ya kutumia hii. 909 00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,340 Hivi karibuni, nataka kuzungumza na Dheema. 910 00:47:35,340 --> 00:47:36,420 Natumai unapenda, LIK. 911 00:47:39,130 --> 00:47:39,840 LIK 912 00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,550 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo inakukaribisha kwa upendo. 913 00:47:46,590 --> 00:47:47,260 Suryan! 914 00:47:47,550 --> 00:47:47,920 Ndiyo! 915 00:47:48,090 --> 00:47:49,460 Hongera kwa milioni 30. 916 00:47:50,210 --> 00:47:50,960 Sio 50 bado. 917 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:53,710 Je! unajua ni nani bahati mfuasi wa milioni 30? 918 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:54,340 WHO? 919 00:47:54,340 --> 00:47:57,170 Kijana aliyetajwa kwa kejeli kwamba hatawahi kununua simu. 920 00:47:57,210 --> 00:47:58,420 Ni sawa Vibe Vassey. 921 00:47:58,590 --> 00:48:01,550 Lo! Ndugu, mfuate. 922 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,710 Na uniwekee taarifa kuhusu shughuli zake maishani. 923 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,460 Sawa! 924 00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,210 Hoja! 925 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,010 Hapana, tafadhali uwe nayo. 926 00:48:09,090 --> 00:48:09,710 Dheema? 927 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:10,590 Haya basi. 928 00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:13,300 Hii ni kwa ajili yako. 929 00:48:14,260 --> 00:48:14,840 Asante! 930 00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:18,340 -LIK.-Ndiyo, tafadhali. 931 00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:20,420 -Tuma ombi kwa Dheema.-Sawa. 932 00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:22,130 Tafadhali ukubali. 933 00:48:22,380 --> 00:48:23,380 Ombi limetumwa. 934 00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:28,010 Ili kujua utaratibu wangu wa kila siku, unaweza kunifuata... 935 00:48:28,550 --> 00:48:31,010 @dheemapuppyma 936 00:48:31,510 --> 00:48:33,920 Kalki, kwa nini hakukubali ombi langu? 937 00:48:34,590 --> 00:48:35,800 Si uliituma tu? 938 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,300 Inachukua muda gani? Na atakubali lini? 939 00:48:38,420 --> 00:48:41,050 Je, nitapokea arifa ikiwa atakubali au kukataa? 940 00:48:41,130 --> 00:48:42,010 Je, aliikataa? 941 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:44,050 Labda alidanganya ili aondoke kwangu. 942 00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:46,880 Ulichukua muda gani kumkubali Pundareegan? 943 00:48:47,170 --> 00:48:48,840 Kalki, tafadhali angalia hapa. 944 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,760 Nini kama yeye alisahau kuhusu mimi? 945 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,460 Hey, kuwa na subira. 946 00:48:52,710 --> 00:48:54,090 Kama unavyosema kila wakati ... 947 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:56,210 "Ikiwa ulimwengu unaweza kuibua maajabu hayo, 948 00:48:56,460 --> 00:48:57,760 hakika ina fadhili kutengeneza hii pia." 949 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:05,050 Noti 7 tu. 950 00:49:05,170 --> 00:49:07,710 Lakini mamilioni ya nyimbo na nyimbo zimetengenezwa kutoka kwayo. 951 00:49:08,420 --> 00:49:12,090 Wakati vidokezo vichache vinapokusanyika, inapendeza kusikiliza. 952 00:49:12,510 --> 00:49:13,130 Tazama... 953 00:49:14,380 --> 00:49:18,630 Vile vile, wakati maelezo machache yasiyotakiwa kuja pamoja... 954 00:49:18,670 --> 00:49:19,260 Sikiliza... 955 00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:23,920 Ni vigumu kusikiliza. 956 00:49:24,050 --> 00:49:25,420 Itasikika mbaya! 957 00:49:25,710 --> 00:49:30,960 Baba tunapaswa kuwatenganisha wanadamu wahusika saba kama noti za muziki. 958 00:49:31,130 --> 00:49:35,760 Nimeunda kipengele kinachoonyesha ambayo wanandoa ni nzuri na ambayo husababisha kelele. 959 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,800 Mheshimiwa, kila binadamu ni tofauti. 960 00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,130 Tungewezaje kuzichanganua zote? 961 00:49:40,170 --> 00:49:42,090 Hey, idiot! Bado hujanipata. 962 00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:45,760 Tunakwenda kuainisha wanadamu katika noti 7, kama katika noti za muziki. 963 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,880 Pamoja na data kubwa wateja wetu hutupatia... 964 00:49:51,010 --> 00:49:53,510 tutatumia quantum computing kuifanikisha. 965 00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:54,800 Nini kama yeye alisahau kuhusu mimi? 966 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:55,550 Ulimwengu! 967 00:49:55,590 --> 00:49:58,880 Hata kama hatakubali, ningekubali anaweza kutazama anachofanya? 968 00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:02,300 Unafikiri tunafanya nini, 24/7 kufuatilia kila mtu? 969 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,090 Tunafanya kazi ya Polisi ili kujua nani anadanganya? 970 00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:08,090 Lakini sisi sio Polisi. 971 00:50:10,170 --> 00:50:11,090 Sisi ni Mungu! 972 00:50:11,420 --> 00:50:13,300 Je kipengele hiki utakipa jina gani? 973 00:50:13,590 --> 00:50:14,960 Mtihani wa utangamano. 974 00:50:15,420 --> 00:50:17,840 Hiyo inaonekana ngumu. Hakuna atakayeelewa. 975 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,260 Hebu nipendekeze neno rahisi. 976 00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:20,380 Sawa, niambie. 977 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,260 Alama ya mapenzi. 978 00:50:22,460 --> 00:50:24,010 Alama ya mapenzi. 979 00:50:24,090 --> 00:50:26,340 - Bwana, inaahidi sana. -Inasikika nzuri! 980 00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,130 LIK, kuna maombi yoyote mapya? 981 00:50:29,170 --> 00:50:31,010 Dheema, una maombi 2050 yanayosubiri. 982 00:50:31,130 --> 00:50:33,010 Ombi la mwisho lilikuwa kutoka kwa Vibe Vassey. 983 00:50:33,170 --> 00:50:34,340 Je! unakumbuka, ulipiga picha naye? 984 00:50:34,340 --> 00:50:35,300 "Fanya mema na mazuri yatafuata." 985 00:50:35,340 --> 00:50:36,710 Ana mfuasi mmoja tu. 986 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,210 - Je, uko sawa? - Yeye ni sawa, ingawa. 987 00:50:38,420 --> 00:50:39,130 Kubali! 988 00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:40,460 Dheema alikubali ombi hilo. 989 00:50:40,550 --> 00:50:42,380 Alikubali na kuipenda picha yangu. 990 00:50:42,460 --> 00:50:43,010 Ananikumbuka. 991 00:50:43,090 --> 00:50:46,670 Dheema nitakutana na wewe lini na wapi? 992 00:50:48,460 --> 00:50:50,340 -Mahali! -Nzuri! 993 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,710 Ndiyo! Hapa ndipo mahali. 994 00:51:15,460 --> 00:51:16,880 Rafiki, nilimtazama msichana wako. 995 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:18,510 Ni makosa kimaadili. 996 00:51:19,090 --> 00:51:21,670 Khan, Kapoor Khan, unawezaje kumtazama? Geuza mbali! 997 00:51:22,260 --> 00:51:23,380 -Halo! -Ah! 998 00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:25,710 Ni bora kukubali unajifanya kuwa mzuri. 999 00:51:26,460 --> 00:51:29,010 Usizidishe ili kushawishi. 1000 00:51:29,010 --> 00:51:29,710 Ni wazi! 1001 00:51:30,380 --> 00:51:31,420 Maoni yako ya uaminifu? 1002 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,170 Ana meno ya dume. 1003 00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,090 Huna haki ya kuzungumza juu ya meno. 1004 00:51:35,710 --> 00:51:36,960 Inamfaa! 1005 00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:38,260 Sidhani hivyo. 1006 00:51:40,010 --> 00:51:41,670 -LIK.-Ndiyo, Vassey! 1007 00:51:42,050 --> 00:51:44,010 Monalisa angeonekanaje na meno ya mume? 1008 00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:45,420 Mawazo ya ajabu. 1009 00:51:45,510 --> 00:51:47,630 Monica Bellucci angeonekanaje na meno ya mume? 1010 00:51:48,050 --> 00:51:49,210 Mawazo yasiyotakikana. 1011 00:51:53,050 --> 00:51:57,340 Hata nzuri zaidi duniani kuangalia yuck na meno ya mume. 1012 00:51:57,380 --> 00:52:01,050 Lakini msichana wangu na meno ya mume inatisha mrembo. 1013 00:52:01,050 --> 00:52:03,170 Yeye ndiye msichana mrembo zaidi duniani. 1014 00:52:03,170 --> 00:52:04,960 - Uzuri! - Rafiki, wacha nione pia. 1015 00:52:05,590 --> 00:52:06,590 Habari, Vas! 1016 00:52:07,590 --> 00:52:09,050 Kwa nini anageuka? Sijakaribishwa. 1017 00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:10,630 Ninaondoka! 1018 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:14,920 [Pattuma ♪ ♪ ishara ndani] 1019 00:52:23,260 --> 00:52:24,210 Upendo mafanikio! 1020 00:52:24,380 --> 00:52:25,550 Dheema alinifanyia hivi. 1021 00:52:26,010 --> 00:52:28,300 Kitendo hiki kinamaanisha kuwa umeunganishwa pekee. 1022 00:52:28,630 --> 00:52:30,880 Unaweza kuungana na wengi unavyopenda. 1023 00:52:31,090 --> 00:52:33,260 Lakini kitendo hiki kinamaanisha kuwa umejitolea. 1024 00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:35,130 Hongera! Je! unataka kujitolea kwa Kalki? 1025 00:52:35,170 --> 00:52:35,880 Ah! Hapana! 1026 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:47,420 Kwa nini unafanya hivi? 1027 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,960 Halo, hiki ndicho kiti changu. 1028 00:52:51,550 --> 00:52:53,260 Sikuomba uinuke. Je, mimi? 1029 00:52:53,460 --> 00:52:55,010 Wacha tukae wote katika kiti kimoja. 1030 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:57,010 Hii inaitwa marafiki wazi. 1031 00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:00,340 Vas, unaweza kunibandika hii? 1032 00:53:00,380 --> 00:53:00,960 Sawa. 1033 00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:06,050 - Hii ni nini? -Mtindo! 1034 00:53:07,010 --> 00:53:07,880 Inaonekana kushangaza! 1035 00:53:12,210 --> 00:53:14,460 Dada, ahera, ni wewe tu unaambatana naye. 1036 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,420 Usiruhusu mtu mwingine aandamane naye. Amezidi sana. 1037 00:53:17,550 --> 00:53:18,850 Hakuniruhusu kamwe kumkaribia. 1038 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,300 Bado sijafanya chochote. 1039 00:53:27,550 --> 00:53:28,760 Nifanye hivyo? 1040 00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:31,590 Nitakupiga! 1041 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:34,960 Dheema twende. 1042 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:35,590 Ndiyo! 1043 00:53:35,590 --> 00:53:37,670 Rascals kuanza hover pili wanaona kamba. 1044 00:53:50,210 --> 00:53:53,210 Halo, dakika tano zimepita, na nyote mmelala. 1045 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,130 Habari, Cringin! Habari, Pundareegan! 1046 00:53:55,170 --> 00:53:58,380 -Sio dakika 5 bali saa 5 asubuhi. - Je, ni asubuhi tayari? 1047 00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:00,380 -Ndio, Bro, ni saa 5 asubuhi. - Dude, nini kuzimu? 1048 00:54:00,460 --> 00:54:03,380 Hey, rudi nyumbani mapema. Baba atakutafuta. 1049 00:54:03,670 --> 00:54:06,130 Baba, unasema? Baba yangu ni mjinga... 1050 00:54:07,300 --> 00:54:10,090 Angewezaje kujificha jambo zuri kama hilo kutoka kwangu? 1051 00:54:10,170 --> 00:54:11,420 Mawazo ya Milenia. 1052 00:54:17,230 --> 00:54:20,110 Appa, habari za asubuhi. 1053 00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:21,740 Mbona umeamka mapema sana? 1054 00:54:23,010 --> 00:54:24,380 Ina maana haukuwahi kulala? 1055 00:54:26,050 --> 00:54:28,130 Je, wewe pia haujakula? 1056 00:54:28,170 --> 00:54:30,460 -Kwa nini wewe, Appa? - Ulipaswa kurudi. 1057 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:36,420 Chakula kimoja kwa siku na wewe kinatosha kunifanya nijisikie kamili na furaha. 1058 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:37,800 Ni sawa! 1059 00:54:39,460 --> 00:54:44,130 Kwa vile hutumii simu, unaweza kutumia muda na mimi. 1060 00:54:45,550 --> 00:54:48,460 Ulimpata nani kuvutia kuzungumza na kuliko mimi? 1061 00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:55,090 Haya, sijakuambia si kuinamisha kichwa chako? 1062 00:54:55,380 --> 00:54:56,050 Kula! 1063 00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:59,880 Wakati watu wanakunywa vinywaji baridi kutoka nje, wanaelekea kuinama ili kunywa. 1064 00:55:00,210 --> 00:55:03,050 Lakini tunapokunywa nazi laini, tunainua vichwa vyetu. 1065 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:07,670 Ikiwa tunatumia majani kunywa nazi laini, tungelazimika kuinama na kunywa. 1066 00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:10,460 Vile vile, tunaweza kunywa vinywaji baridi kwa kuinua vichwa vyetu. 1067 00:55:10,510 --> 00:55:13,210 - Wewe ni mwingi sana! - Acha mazungumzo ya nyuma. 1068 00:55:22,050 --> 00:55:24,210 Bwana, nilileta wavulana na wasichana kama ulivyoomba. 1069 00:55:24,210 --> 00:55:25,460 Hiyo ni nzuri! Jambo, wote! 1070 00:55:25,670 --> 00:55:26,340 [kwa pamoja] Habari, Bwana! 1071 00:55:26,380 --> 00:55:28,630 Tafadhali sasisha kipengele kipya, Alama ya Upendo. 1072 00:55:30,050 --> 00:55:31,260 -Imesasishwa? - Ndio, Bwana! 1073 00:55:31,340 --> 00:55:31,800 Nzuri! 1074 00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,010 Sitaangalia na sijui chochote kuhusu mtu yeyote. 1075 00:55:34,590 --> 00:55:36,710 -Wao ni akina nani? - Ni marafiki wa muda mrefu, Bwana. 1076 00:55:37,260 --> 00:55:37,880 Marafiki! 1077 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,210 Wanapaswa kuwa na alama ya upendo ya 60-65%. Angalia sasa. 1078 00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:41,630 Guys, angalia alama yako ya upendo. 1079 00:55:41,670 --> 00:55:43,880 Kuangalia alama za upendo kwa Diwakar na Sangeetha. 1080 00:55:46,300 --> 00:55:48,460 Mheshimiwa, ni 60%. 1081 00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,130 Super, bwana. 1082 00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:52,380 - Marafiki, bwana. -Inatosha. Wao ni marafiki, pia. 1083 00:55:52,510 --> 00:55:54,090 Wanapaswa kuwa na alama ya upendo ya 60-65%. 1084 00:55:54,210 --> 00:55:55,460 - Angalia alama yako ya upendo. - Angalia alama yako ya upendo. 1085 00:55:55,590 --> 00:55:57,960 Rashmika na Ajay Devarakonda, alama ya upendo ni 85%. 1086 00:55:58,010 --> 00:56:00,050 Ni makosa, Mheshimiwa. Alama yao ni 85%. 1087 00:56:01,170 --> 00:56:02,630 85% na marafiki? 1088 00:56:02,670 --> 00:56:05,630 Haya, niambie ukweli. Je! nyinyi ni marafiki? 1089 00:56:05,710 --> 00:56:06,380 Nitakuua! 1090 00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:08,710 Samahani, Bwana. Tuko kwenye uhusiano bila ridhaa ya familia zetu. 1091 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:09,710 Jamani wewe! 1092 00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:11,050 Super, bwana. 1093 00:56:11,630 --> 00:56:12,510 Bwana, ijayo ... 1094 00:56:14,010 --> 00:56:15,840 Mbona huyu bibi kizee yuko peke yake hapa? 1095 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,840 Bwana, yeye ni mke wangu. Tumekuwa wanandoa wenye furaha kwa miaka 25. 1096 00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:20,260 -Hi! - Habari, bwana. 1097 00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:21,420 Habari! Tafadhali angalia alama yako ya upendo. 1098 00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,300 Kuangalia alama za upendo kwa Sridhar na Vanathi. 1099 00:56:24,460 --> 00:56:25,010 13% 1100 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,050 Nilidhani nyinyi ni wanandoa wenye furaha, lakini inaonyesha 13%. 1101 00:56:27,090 --> 00:56:28,210 Nilipata 13% tu. 1102 00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:28,960 Tuna furaha sana. 1103 00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:31,670 - Tumeumbwa kwa kila mmoja. - Bwana, anadanganya. 1104 00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,420 -Hanipi talaka. - Tafadhali sikiliza, mpendwa. 1105 00:56:34,510 --> 00:56:36,840 -Anasema uwongo, bwana. -Ananitesa. 1106 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,550 Sipendi kuishi. Ondoa mkono wako kwangu. 1107 00:56:40,010 --> 00:56:41,880 Alama ya upendo ni sawa kila wakati. 1108 00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,460 OMG, filamu hii inapiga makofi. 1109 00:56:44,510 --> 00:56:45,670 Namaanisha ilikuwa ya kushangaza sana-- 1110 00:56:45,690 --> 00:56:46,650 Ndiyo! Je! 1111 00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:51,380 Ee Mungu wangu! Je, sherehe ya Halloween kesho? 1112 00:56:51,510 --> 00:56:52,670 Tulisahau kuhusu sherehe ya Halloween. 1113 00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:53,710 Yai ya kuchemsha nini? 1114 00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,170 Oh, Mungu wangu! Ningewezaje kusahau karamu ya Halloween? 1115 00:56:56,340 --> 00:56:57,340 Ni makosa gani makubwa? 1116 00:56:57,420 --> 00:56:58,210 Tunaweza kufanya nini sasa? 1117 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:00,630 Ni sawa! Ni sawa. Tutaelewa. 1118 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,300 Sherehe ya Halloween ni nini? 1119 00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:06,050 Kunywa hadi alfajiri na kucheza kama mizimu, hiyo ni sherehe ya kawaida. 1120 00:57:06,210 --> 00:57:08,630 Lakini ikiwa unavaa kama vizuka na kunywa mpaka alfajiri 1121 00:57:08,670 --> 00:57:10,260 Hiyo ndiyo sherehe ya Halloween! 1122 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:12,630 Inaonekana anakwenda kujiunga na chama. Epuka yeye! 1123 00:57:13,170 --> 00:57:15,590 Subiri, Jolly. Nitashiriki eneo na wewe. Na wewe kuja juu. 1124 00:57:15,670 --> 00:57:17,840 Lakini lazima kuvaa inatisha sana. 1125 00:57:18,050 --> 00:57:20,380 Kwa sababu kundi letu daima hupata likes nyingi. 1126 00:57:20,510 --> 00:57:22,300 Kwa hivyo lazima uogope sana. 1127 00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:23,300 - Kuelewa? - Hakika! Hakika! 1128 00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:24,460 -Je! - Sawa, nimeipata. 1129 00:57:24,550 --> 00:57:25,670 Ukitokea, nitakufukuza. 1130 00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:28,420 Jitayarishe! Sherehe ya Halloween! 1131 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,380 Dheema! 1132 00:57:36,050 --> 00:57:38,800 Lo! Kwa hivyo, hii ni sherehe ya Halloween. 1133 00:57:40,510 --> 00:57:41,010 Jamani! 1134 00:57:41,130 --> 00:57:42,590 Kwa nini anakuja hapa bila kujipodoa? 1135 00:57:42,670 --> 00:57:44,420 Jamani huyu mnyama hatari... 1136 00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,010 Nimeiona hapo awali. 1137 00:57:46,130 --> 00:57:47,510 Malak... Malak... 1138 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,460 Jolly Prabhu. 1139 00:57:48,590 --> 00:57:49,590 Oh, ndio! 1140 00:57:49,670 --> 00:57:50,460 Vibe Vasu. 1141 00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:52,710 Si nilikuambia usije? 1142 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,670 Hii ni aina gani ya mavazi? Kila mtu nje! 1143 00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:56,960 Dheema alitualika. Dheema yuko wapi? 1144 00:57:58,210 --> 00:58:00,130 Dheema amekuwa akilia kwenye kona hiyo. 1145 00:58:00,210 --> 00:58:02,510 Nilikasirika kumuona akilia, kwa hivyo niko kwenye kinywaji changu cha 8. 1146 00:58:02,590 --> 00:58:04,130 - Walakini mimi sio juu. -Kwa nini Dheema analia? 1147 00:58:08,050 --> 00:58:09,260 Habari! Habari! Habari! 1148 00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:10,710 Hey, nini kilitokea? 1149 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,710 Hakuna mtu aliyepiga selfie nami. 1150 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,420 Kwa nini sivyo? Unaonekana wa kushangaza na mzuri. 1151 00:58:14,510 --> 00:58:15,460 Unaonekana mrembo! 1152 00:58:15,670 --> 00:58:18,130 Sipaswi kuonekana mrembo, Vas. 1153 00:58:18,380 --> 00:58:20,380 Watu lazima waogope kunitazama usoni. 1154 00:58:20,510 --> 00:58:21,920 Lo, ninaogopa! 1155 00:58:24,670 --> 00:58:26,130 Acha utani, Vas. 1156 00:58:26,510 --> 00:58:27,510 Ili kupata kama moja, 1157 00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:29,710 sehemu moja, 1158 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,710 mfuasi mmoja, 1159 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,260 ni kazi ngumu sana. 1160 00:58:33,380 --> 00:58:34,510 Hujui, Vas. 1161 00:58:34,590 --> 00:58:37,510 Kama mshawishi, mama yangu alijitahidi sana 1162 00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:42,550 polepole alihamasishwa kutoka utotoni na kunipandisha hadhi ya fedha. 1163 00:58:42,630 --> 00:58:46,090 Kama binti, ni lazima angalau ifikishe kiwango cha dhahabu cha milioni 10. 1164 00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:50,210 Je! unajua hata jinsi ilivyo muhimu kufanya kitu cha kipekee na kupata wafuasi? 1165 00:58:51,630 --> 00:58:54,130 Tutafanya kila kitu sasa ili kuongeza wafuasi wako. 1166 00:58:54,420 --> 00:58:56,460 Nipe dakika mbili. Haya, njoo! 1167 00:58:58,260 --> 00:59:00,210 Tafadhali usilie. Nitaisuluhisha. 1168 00:59:18,460 --> 00:59:19,670 Akhera, hali ya kutisha! 1169 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:20,420 Mambo vipi? 1170 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:23,550 Sawa? 1171 00:59:24,170 --> 00:59:25,550 Nitaifunika kwa damu. 1172 00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,510 -Hey, niletee ketchup. - Jinsi gani ketchup inaonekana halisi? 1173 00:59:29,090 --> 00:59:30,550 Haionekani kuwa kweli. 1174 00:59:30,550 --> 00:59:32,550 Nipe dakika mbili. 1175 00:59:33,010 --> 00:59:34,570 Jaribu hii, Puppyma! 1176 00:59:43,170 --> 00:59:44,710 Lo! Mtamu sana. 1177 00:59:45,630 --> 00:59:47,050 Hii inaonekana kama damu halisi. 1178 00:59:47,210 --> 00:59:49,130 Kwa masikio yangu, ikiwa unanipata misumari miwili. 1179 00:59:49,340 --> 00:59:50,800 -Itaonekana kama pete. -Subiri kidogo. 1180 00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:53,130 - Twende jamani. -Ni nini? Ni nini? 1181 01:00:17,170 --> 01:00:18,630 Dheema, misumari uliyoomba. 1182 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:20,590 -Umeipata! - Upendo! 1183 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,380 Haionekani vizuri. 1184 01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:32,170 - Vipi kuhusu meno? -Hapana, Dheema, inaonekana inatisha vya kutosha. 1185 01:00:32,460 --> 01:00:35,670 Kuwa virusi, lazima tufanye kitu cha ajabu. 1186 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,260 Je, unaona meza ya kioo? 1187 01:00:38,340 --> 01:00:39,550 Nitalitupa ndani ya maji. 1188 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,090 Unaongeza barafu kavu, na inapaswa kuonekana kuwa ya moshi. 1189 01:00:42,130 --> 01:00:44,010 Nitakuwa chini ya glasi. 1190 01:00:44,090 --> 01:00:45,210 Unasimama juu yake. 1191 01:00:45,340 --> 01:00:47,760 Nitateleza kutoka chini, na itaonekana kama unaelea. 1192 01:00:48,010 --> 01:00:50,130 Kila mtu atapigwa na butwaa na kurekodi video zake. 1193 01:00:50,210 --> 01:00:53,710 Likes, shares, na maoni yatakunyeshea. 1194 01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,010 Wafuasi wataongezeka. 1195 01:00:55,380 --> 01:00:57,710 Kuna nafasi kubwa ya wewe kuhamia hadhi ya Dhahabu. 1196 01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,760 Tazama hapa, Dheema. 1197 01:01:00,300 --> 01:01:02,380 Unapaswa kuendelea kuinuka katika maisha yako. 1198 01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,420 Na nitakuwa msaada wako kila wakati. 1199 01:01:05,460 --> 01:01:06,920 Si sahihi! Si sahihi! Si sahihi! 1200 01:01:07,090 --> 01:01:08,590 Hata huko nitakuwepo. 1201 01:01:10,380 --> 01:01:15,260 Halo, huwezi kumshinda rafiki aliye wazi. 1202 01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:17,630 Wewe na mimi tunafikiria sawa. 1203 01:01:17,670 --> 01:01:19,630 Nitakuwa nikienda chini ya maji kumsaidia. 1204 01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:21,800 Mbona unanitesa hivi? 1205 01:01:22,170 --> 01:01:23,710 Umekuwa ukizuia juhudi zangu. 1206 01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,550 Ndivyo tulivyo. 1207 01:01:25,630 --> 01:01:28,840 Utalazimika kushinda marafiki wazi. 1208 01:01:29,460 --> 01:01:30,800 Nitashinda! 1209 01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,670 Sawa, sijafuata pointi 1210 01:01:34,050 --> 01:01:35,710 Nataka Dheema apate hadhi ya Dhahabu. 1211 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:36,800 Nitafanya chochote kwa ajili yake. 1212 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,380 Kisha endelea na kuongeza barafu kwenye bwawa. 1213 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:39,460 Potelea mbali! 1214 01:01:39,670 --> 01:01:41,550 Haya, twende tukaongeze barafu. 1215 01:01:41,590 --> 01:01:45,130 Halo, vunja barafu. Kuivunja. 1216 01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:49,420 Dheema, unasimama kwenye ubao. 1217 01:01:49,510 --> 01:01:50,920 Nitakuwa chini ya maji. 1218 01:01:51,010 --> 01:01:54,460 Nitaogelea kama pomboo kutoka kona moja hadi nyingine. 1219 01:01:54,550 --> 01:01:56,260 Wakati wowote unahisi uchovu ... 1220 01:01:56,550 --> 01:01:58,670 Nitakuacha. Sawa? 1221 01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,210 Sawa. 1222 01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:05,590 -Jina lako nani? -Jina langu ni Jolly Mehta Prabhu. 1223 01:02:05,710 --> 01:02:07,170 -Jina lako? - Komal Mehta. 1224 01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:08,590 Mehta, tafadhali nibusu. 1225 01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:09,920 - Hakika! -Ndio! 1226 01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:21,010 Haya, ataingia majini 1227 01:02:21,050 --> 01:02:22,590 na amekuwa akitaniana. 1228 01:03:14,420 --> 01:03:16,960 Inakuwaje anatembea juu ya maji? Je, ni AI? 1229 01:03:17,170 --> 01:03:18,880 Rafiki, ni mtiririko wa moja kwa moja! 1230 01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:40,010 Vas yuko wapi? 1231 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:42,170 Alitoa wazo la kushangaza. 1232 01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:43,050 Yuko wapi? 1233 01:03:43,090 --> 01:03:44,510 Je, alienda nyumbani? Nitamuua! 1234 01:03:44,670 --> 01:03:46,420 Tukichelewesha zaidi ni sawa na amekufa. 1235 01:03:46,670 --> 01:03:47,630 Ni yeye chini ya maji. 1236 01:03:48,130 --> 01:03:49,380 Futa umati. 1237 01:03:50,590 --> 01:03:53,510 Aah! Jamani twendeni tukapige selfie huko. 1238 01:04:01,550 --> 01:04:02,710 Hongera, Dheema! 1239 01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:06,050 Umeboreshwa hadi Hali ya Dhahabu. 1240 01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:07,880 Loo, jamani, Mungu! 1241 01:04:08,010 --> 01:04:09,300 Wafuasi milioni 10. 1242 01:04:09,630 --> 01:04:10,630 Unatikisa, Dheema. 1243 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:12,800 Loo, jamani, Mungu! 1244 01:04:14,010 --> 01:04:15,760 Loo, jamani, Mungu! Hali ya dhahabu! 1245 01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,760 LIK, nataka kukutana na Vibe Vassey mara moja. 1246 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,670 Ujumbe umetumwa. 1247 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:20,710 Ndiyo! 1248 01:04:23,010 --> 01:04:25,710 Pata majani ya mwarobaini na chemsha kwa maji. 1249 01:04:26,090 --> 01:04:28,460 Dheema anataka kukutana nawe. 1250 01:04:28,630 --> 01:04:30,710 Kutana naye kwenye ishara ya KOLLYWOOD katika Mlima wa Mtakatifu Thomas. 1251 01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:32,260 Ulitembea juu ya maji. 1252 01:04:32,300 --> 01:04:33,630 Ifuatayo, itabidi onyesha unaruka angani. 1253 01:04:33,670 --> 01:04:35,670 - Sawa, Puppyma? - Tunaweza kuifanya, sawa? 1254 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:41,840 Sasa umepanda hadi hali ya Dhahabu. Kwa nini ni lazima? 1255 01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:42,840 Hujaelewa, Vasu. 1256 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,460 Inabidi tuendelee kuwashirikisha wafuasi. 1257 01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:46,300 Njoo karibu. 1258 01:04:46,380 --> 01:04:48,420 Ni hapo tu ndipo algorithm itakavyokuwa nitunze vizuri. 1259 01:04:48,460 --> 01:04:49,510 Zaidi ya algorithm... 1260 01:04:50,210 --> 01:04:51,380 Nitakutunza vizuri. 1261 01:04:51,630 --> 01:04:54,510 Nilidhani ulikuwa unanipiga mabomu. 1262 01:04:54,590 --> 01:04:56,510 Lakini nilipoona kila kitu umenifanyia... 1263 01:04:56,630 --> 01:04:57,880 kuna Mageuzi. 1264 01:04:58,010 --> 01:04:59,630 Zaidi ya hayo, hali, maandishi, 1265 01:04:59,710 --> 01:05:02,960 kuvimbiwa, udanganyifu, mkate, kuweka benchi, nanoship 1266 01:05:03,130 --> 01:05:04,800 Nataka uhusiano safi. 1267 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,170 Natumaini umeelewa. 1268 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:09,510 Vas? 1269 01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:13,380 Kuwa mkweli, Sielewi unachosema. 1270 01:05:15,460 --> 01:05:18,010 Nataka tu kukuona ukiwa na furaha kila wakati. 1271 01:05:20,130 --> 01:05:21,130 Nataka niendelee kukutazama. 1272 01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:24,510 Inatosha. 1273 01:05:25,050 --> 01:05:26,340 Nitafanya chochote kinachohitajika. 1274 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,550 Habari, Dheema, naweza kupiga selfie na wewe? 1275 01:05:30,590 --> 01:05:32,590 Dheema, tafadhali sema mstari wako wa ufunguzi. 1276 01:05:37,170 --> 01:05:39,800 ♪ Mpendwa wangu, Natamani kukuinua kwa mikono yenye upendo ♪ 1277 01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:41,840 ♪ Na kukushikilia juu ya kichwa changu ♪ 1278 01:05:42,460 --> 01:05:45,210 ♪ Mdomo wangu wote unapaswa kuvimba… Pata michubuko… ♪ 1279 01:05:45,340 --> 01:05:47,210 ♪ ...kupiga mswaki kwa upole Dhidi ya jino lako lililopotoka ♪ 1280 01:05:47,630 --> 01:05:49,800 ♪ Nina hamu kubwa na wewe… ♪ 1281 01:05:50,130 --> 01:05:52,210 ♪ Yote yamefungwa ndani ya moyo wangu ♪ 1282 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,880 ♪ Sijui ulichonifanyia Katika maisha fulani yaliyosahaulika... ♪ 1283 01:05:56,050 --> 01:05:57,590 ♪ ...lakini mabaki yanauma Bado ananifuata ♪ 1284 01:05:58,010 --> 01:06:00,460 ♪ Wewe ni Mungu wangu ♪ 1285 01:06:00,630 --> 01:06:02,920 ♪ Wewe ni Ufunguo wangu ♪ 1286 01:06:03,210 --> 01:06:05,840 ♪ Wewe ni laana yangu ♪ 1287 01:06:06,130 --> 01:06:08,170 ♪ Wewe ni amani yangu ♪ 1288 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,260 ♪ Uliniharibu papo hapo, Pattuma ♪ 1289 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:15,050 ♪ Umenichanganya kabisa, PuppyMa ♪ 1290 01:06:15,210 --> 01:06:17,670 ♪ Umenipiga risasi kwa sekunde moja, Buchima ♪ 1291 01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,340 ♪ Nimekwama ndani yako ... na siwezi kutoka ... Maskini mdogo wangu ♪ 1292 01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:21,800 ♪ Umenivunja kabisa ♪ 1293 01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:23,010 ♪ Umenitikisa ♪ 1294 01:06:23,090 --> 01:06:25,590 ♪ Ulinibomoa na kunipanga upya... Msichana wangu mpendwa ♪ 1295 01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:28,210 ♪ Ulipanda juu yangu Umenivuta mguu wangu, kwa mzaha ♪ 1296 01:06:28,460 --> 01:06:31,010 ♪ Umefungua moyo wangu ... Masikini mimi… ♪ 1297 01:06:59,210 --> 01:07:00,880 Habari, Cringin! Vas, kwaheri! 1298 01:07:01,670 --> 01:07:02,760 Samahani, kwaheri. 1299 01:07:03,130 --> 01:07:04,840 Kawaida, yeye hutoa peck kwenye shavu. 1300 01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:06,420 -Kwa bahati mbaya, alibusu mahali pengine. - Ni sawa! 1301 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:21,340 ♪ Wewe ni mrembo asiye na doa ♪ 1302 01:07:21,590 --> 01:07:24,130 ♪ Msichana mwendawazimu Imetolewa na simu yako ♪ 1303 01:07:24,260 --> 01:07:29,300 ♪ Wacha tutengeneze reli za kijinga Hiyo itachukua mamilioni ya maoni ♪ 1304 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:32,010 ♪ mikononi mwako, Kama ningekuwa simu yako... ♪ 1305 01:07:32,130 --> 01:07:34,670 ♪ ...ningebaki safi sana ♪ 1306 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:39,670 ♪ Mimi ndiye mnyama mwendawazimu aliyeundwa ili kumwaga damu Kwa ajili yako tu ♪ 1307 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:41,550 Hiki ni kikapu changu cha kulia. 1308 01:07:41,590 --> 01:07:46,260 Ninapojiona sina maana, Ninakaa ndani yake na kulia. 1309 01:07:46,340 --> 01:07:49,880 Siku moja, Natamani kukaa ndani yake na kutabasamu. 1310 01:07:51,090 --> 01:07:53,380 ♪ Wewe ni Mungu wangu ♪ 1311 01:07:53,590 --> 01:07:55,920 ♪ Wewe ni Ufunguo wangu ♪ 1312 01:07:56,170 --> 01:07:58,550 ♪ Wewe ni laana yangu ♪ 1313 01:07:58,710 --> 01:08:00,920 ♪ Wewe ni amani yangu ♪ 1314 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,170 ♪ Uliniharibu papo hapo, Pattuma ♪ 1315 01:08:04,340 --> 01:08:06,920 ♪ Umenichanganya kabisa, PuppyMa ♪ 1316 01:08:07,050 --> 01:08:09,550 ♪ Umenipiga risasi kwa sekunde moja, Buchima ♪ 1317 01:08:09,710 --> 01:08:12,380 ♪ Nimekwama ndani yako ... na siwezi kutoka ... Maskini mdogo wangu ♪ 1318 01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:13,800 ♪ Umenivunja kabisa ♪ 1319 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,010 ♪ Umenitikisa ♪ 1320 01:08:15,170 --> 01:08:17,510 ♪ Ulinibomoa na kunipanga upya... Msichana wangu mpendwa ♪ 1321 01:08:17,670 --> 01:08:20,380 ♪ Ulipanda juu yangu Umenivuta mguu wangu, kwa mzaha ♪ 1322 01:08:20,510 --> 01:08:22,960 ♪ Umefungua moyo wangu ... Masikini mimi… ♪ 1323 01:09:09,050 --> 01:09:11,380 Furaha ya siku ya uzinduzi wa alama zetu za Upendo. 1324 01:09:15,380 --> 01:09:18,960 Ikiwa tu LIK itasema ndiyo kwa upendo wa mtu inazingatiwa ndiyo. 1325 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:23,670 -Kama LIK inasema hapana. -Hapana! 1326 01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:25,800 -Kama LIK inasema hapana. -Hapana! 1327 01:09:31,010 --> 01:09:33,630 Daima hogging. Nionyeshe mkono wako vizuri. 1328 01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:36,380 Parthiban na Diya, alama za upendo, 80%. 1329 01:09:36,460 --> 01:09:37,760 Angalia, hiyo ni alama nzuri. 1330 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,300 Halo, ikiwa naweza kupata 80% naye... 1331 01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:40,420 Nionyeshe mkono wako. 1332 01:09:40,630 --> 01:09:42,260 Alama ya upendo ya Parthiban... 1333 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:43,590 Habari! 1334 01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:45,300 Achana na Parthiban. 1335 01:09:45,630 --> 01:09:48,920 Walitoa sasisho mpya, LIK - Alama ya Upendo. 1336 01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:49,960 Bila shaka! 1337 01:09:50,010 --> 01:09:50,760 Ni hayo tu! 1338 01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,130 Sasa, kila mtu ana uraibu wake. 1339 01:09:52,170 --> 01:09:53,210 Je, umeangalia Alama yako ya Upendo? 1340 01:09:53,300 --> 01:09:54,460 Je, umeangalia Alama yako ya Upendo? 1341 01:09:54,550 --> 01:09:55,420 Je, umeangalia Alama yako ya Upendo? 1342 01:09:56,340 --> 01:09:57,050 Habari! 1343 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,380 Umeangalia alama yako ya upendo? 1344 01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,010 Hunisikii kamwe. Haya, niambie. 1345 01:10:03,030 --> 01:10:05,620 Hatupaswi kamwe kupigana kama wanandoa hao. 1346 01:10:05,960 --> 01:10:08,260 Tunapaswa kuwa na upendo na kukumbatiana kila wakati. 1347 01:10:08,670 --> 01:10:11,510 Nakubali! Lakini hakuna kilichotokea bado. 1348 01:10:12,050 --> 01:10:12,670 LIKE! 1349 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:13,550 Ndiyo, mpendwa. 1350 01:10:13,670 --> 01:10:15,880 Bila kuangalia alama ya upendo, naweza kumbusu? 1351 01:10:16,010 --> 01:10:17,170 Hapana, Dheema. 1352 01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:19,710 -Kwanza, angalia alama yako ya upendo. - Hey, hajui chochote. 1353 01:10:19,760 --> 01:10:21,760 Tunaweza kumbusu au kufanya chochote tunachotaka. 1354 01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:23,170 Unataka kufanya nini? 1355 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:25,960 Tunaweza kufanya chochote tunachotaka. 1356 01:10:26,550 --> 01:10:27,460 Je, twende nyumbani kwako? 1357 01:10:28,460 --> 01:10:29,590 Hakika, tunaweza! 1358 01:10:30,090 --> 01:10:31,340 Lakini kwa usalama ... 1359 01:10:31,420 --> 01:10:32,510 tungehitaji ulinzi, sivyo? 1360 01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:37,300 Tunaweza kuagiza mtandaoni. 1361 01:10:38,010 --> 01:10:38,710 Hebu tuagize! 1362 01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:40,260 Shikilia! Tafadhali subiri. 1363 01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:42,340 Nini kingetokea kama hatutumii ulinzi? 1364 01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:43,340 Mtoto atazaliwa. 1365 01:10:44,340 --> 01:10:45,260 Je, ikiwa tuna mtoto? 1366 01:10:45,380 --> 01:10:46,510 Itakuwa kukojoa kote. 1367 01:10:47,130 --> 01:10:49,460 Kwa hivyo ni diapers gani zinaweza kuizuia. 1368 01:10:49,510 --> 01:10:50,760 Sawa, tutaagiza zote mbili. 1369 01:10:52,380 --> 01:10:53,590 Kwa nini tunahitaji zote mbili? 1370 01:10:53,760 --> 01:10:55,540 Walakini, tunaweza kutumia moja tu. 1371 01:10:56,380 --> 01:10:58,050 Mzungumzaji laini, wewe ni! 1372 01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:01,340 -LIK!-Ndiyo, Dheema. 1373 01:11:01,510 --> 01:11:04,210 Pakiti moja ya... na pakiti ya diapers. 1374 01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:05,550 Ifikishe hapa hapa. 1375 01:11:05,710 --> 01:11:06,260 Sawa. 1376 01:11:08,510 --> 01:11:10,300 Kwa nini tusiende nyumbani kwako? 1377 01:11:10,380 --> 01:11:11,800 Lakini hatuwezi kutumia simu. 1378 01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,460 - Itakuwa ngumu kwako. -Ndio, hatuwezi kutumia simu. 1379 01:11:22,050 --> 01:11:24,090 Umeangalia alama yako ya upendo? 1380 01:11:26,460 --> 01:11:29,050 Ikiwa tutaenda nyumbani kwako, hatuwezi hata kutumia simu. 1381 01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:31,670 Umeangalia alama yako ya upendo? 1382 01:11:33,010 --> 01:11:33,710 Yuko wapi? 1383 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:36,760 Yuko juu! 1384 01:11:37,050 --> 01:11:38,420 Alinunua simu? 1385 01:11:38,550 --> 01:11:39,840 Simu? Hapana, hakufanya hivyo! 1386 01:11:40,010 --> 01:11:41,260 Hapana, sawa? Hapana, Appa! 1387 01:11:41,630 --> 01:11:42,590 Niambie ukweli! 1388 01:11:48,670 --> 01:11:50,920 Upendo wake kwangu ulipungua? 1389 01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:54,880 Appa, ukweli ni huo anapenda msichana. 1390 01:11:55,670 --> 01:11:57,670 Kwa hivyo, anasikiliza kila kitu anachosema. 1391 01:11:57,710 --> 01:11:58,670 Yuko wapi sasa? 1392 01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:02,130 Umeangalia alama yako ya upendo? 1393 01:12:02,170 --> 01:12:04,090 Wacha tuangalie alama zetu za mapenzi mara moja! 1394 01:12:05,380 --> 01:12:06,090 Tafadhali! 1395 01:12:06,380 --> 01:12:08,460 Kwa nini unapenda alama za mapenzi? 1396 01:12:08,630 --> 01:12:10,010 Itakuwa 90% kwa uhakika. 1397 01:12:10,090 --> 01:12:11,170 Kwa nini hata tuangalie? 1398 01:12:11,380 --> 01:12:15,380 Ikiwa inaonyesha 90%, tunaweza kuwa na amani na kufanya chochote tunachotaka. 1399 01:12:22,510 --> 01:12:25,550 Kuangalia alama za upendo kwa Dheema na Vibe Vassey. 1400 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,460 Nadhani programu ina tatizo. 1401 01:12:54,630 --> 01:12:57,210 Tutaifuta, kusakinisha upya, na angalia kesho. Itakuwa 100% 1402 01:12:57,260 --> 01:12:58,880 Hakuna tatizo na programu, Vas. 1403 01:13:01,670 --> 01:13:02,460 Na sisi? 1404 01:13:02,550 --> 01:13:05,010 Ikiwa itapungua chini ya 40%, ni kama kushindwa kuthibitishwa. 1405 01:13:05,130 --> 01:13:07,420 3% inamaanisha kuwa sio salama na ni hatari. 1406 01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:08,920 Hatari? 1407 01:13:09,010 --> 01:13:10,210 Tafadhali nipe mkono wako. Tuachane. 1408 01:13:12,260 --> 01:13:14,800 -Hey, Dheema... unatania? - Nipe mkono wako! 1409 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,130 LIK imesema. Sitafanya kazi kati yetu. 1410 01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:19,590 -Hey, Dheema, acha kunitania. -Hivyo ndivyo utakavyojisikia sasa. 1411 01:13:19,630 --> 01:13:21,960 -LIK anajua kila kitu. -Dheema, hatuwezi kuachana. 1412 01:13:22,050 --> 01:13:22,880 Acha mkono wangu, Dheema. 1413 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:24,420 Itaumiza mwanzoni, lakini baadaye utakuwa sawa. 1414 01:13:24,460 --> 01:13:26,050 Acha! Nipe mkono wako. 1415 01:13:26,090 --> 01:13:26,880 Habari! Kuzimu nini? 1416 01:13:29,380 --> 01:13:30,630 Kuzimu nini? 1417 01:13:31,050 --> 01:13:34,840 Hapo awali, ilikuwa ya tabaka, imani, familia au ukoo. 1418 01:13:35,010 --> 01:13:38,210 Au ni wazazi au jamaa. 1419 01:13:38,260 --> 01:13:40,380 Sasa, unatumia programu kama kisingizio cha kuvunja ndoa. 1420 01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:43,380 Je, ninyi wanawake kuja juu na njia mpya za kutengana? 1421 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,630 Sipendi lugha chafu. 1422 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,260 Na LIK anaijua vyema. 1423 01:13:52,460 --> 01:13:54,710 Ndio maana ilionyesha 3% kwa usahihi. 1424 01:13:55,210 --> 01:13:57,380 Wacha tuachane, Vas. Nipe mkono wako. 1425 01:13:57,420 --> 01:14:00,170 Muda mfupi uliopita tulikuwa tumeshikana mikono, kukumbatiana, na... 1426 01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:01,760 tulikuwa karibu kumbusu. 1427 01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,840 Ghafla unaposema tuachane... 1428 01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,420 Je, nitaapa au nitasoma mashairi? 1429 01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:10,590 Oh, Mungu wangu! 1430 01:14:11,210 --> 01:14:13,130 Una hasira mbaya! 1431 01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:15,880 Sikuwahi kujua kuhusu hasira yako. 1432 01:14:16,050 --> 01:14:18,420 Hii ni rangi yako ya kweli na asili. 1433 01:14:18,460 --> 01:14:21,920 Asante kwa kuniokoa kutoka kwa mtu mchafu na mwenye hasira kali. 1434 01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,960 -TYSM LIK. -Hey, Dheema, angalia hii. 1435 01:14:24,010 --> 01:14:25,630 Tafadhali, niache. 1436 01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:26,510 Niache niende. 1437 01:14:26,550 --> 01:14:29,050 -LIK ni sawa. Tuachane... - Itakuwa mshangao. 1438 01:14:29,050 --> 01:14:29,630 Tazama hapa. 1439 01:14:30,090 --> 01:14:33,300 Nilipokuona kwa mara ya kwanza, moyo wangu uliacha kupiga. 1440 01:14:34,710 --> 01:14:36,210 Nilikuwa nimekufa! 1441 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:39,210 -Unaposema unataka kuachana... - Tafadhali, tuachane. 1442 01:14:39,260 --> 01:14:43,170 badala ya machozi kwa maumivu kwa hasira niliapa. 1443 01:14:43,630 --> 01:14:44,630 Acha hatia kunikwaza. 1444 01:14:44,670 --> 01:14:45,960 Unafanya nini jamani? 1445 01:14:46,210 --> 01:14:47,130 Dheema... 1446 01:14:47,260 --> 01:14:51,920 Samahani, Vas. Siwezi kufikiria mwenyewe katika uhusiano mbaya. 1447 01:14:52,010 --> 01:14:55,260 Ndio maana najilinda kwa LIK. 1448 01:14:55,380 --> 01:14:57,670 Tafadhali, Vas. Sitadai hata adhabu. 1449 01:14:57,710 --> 01:14:58,550 Tafadhali nipe mkono wako. 1450 01:14:58,590 --> 01:15:00,510 Ninaamini katika programu ya LIK, na ninaifuata kwa bidii. 1451 01:15:00,590 --> 01:15:01,800 Hiyo ni bora kwa sisi sote. 1452 01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:03,300 Dheema, LIK hajui lolote. 1453 01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:05,380 Dheema, LIK hajui lolote. 1454 01:15:05,420 --> 01:15:06,830 LIK anajua kila kitu, Vas! 1455 01:15:30,840 --> 01:15:33,340 Je, una uhakika unataka kutengana ukiwa na Vibe Vassey? 1456 01:15:33,420 --> 01:15:34,300 Thibitisha tena. 1457 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:35,550 Ndiyo! 1458 01:15:38,210 --> 01:15:39,710 Achana na Vibe Vas. 1459 01:15:40,170 --> 01:15:41,170 Hakuna adhabu. 1460 01:15:41,590 --> 01:15:44,670 Achana na Vibe Vassey. Hakuna adhabu. 1461 01:15:47,550 --> 01:15:48,210 Kwaheri! 1462 01:15:48,510 --> 01:15:51,420 ♪ Ewe msichana, Nani alinipa mapenzi yako ya nusu-nusu ♪ 1463 01:15:51,590 --> 01:15:53,550 ♪ Natamani mengine ♪ 1464 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:59,630 ♪ Bila wewe… Nitalemewa na upweke ♪ 1465 01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:05,880 Suryan, tukio la kuvutia inafanyika 1466 01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:07,800 katika maisha ya mteja unayependa. 1467 01:16:08,090 --> 01:16:10,050 Nyie mliondoka bila dessert. 1468 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:13,260 Mbona unaonekana umetupwa? 1469 01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:14,710 Alikuja... 1470 01:16:15,090 --> 01:16:16,340 ...akanishika mkono. 1471 01:16:16,670 --> 01:16:19,710 -Kisha ilibafa.-Kalki na Vibe Vassey, alama ya mapenzi, 93%. 1472 01:16:21,550 --> 01:16:22,670 93% 1473 01:16:22,710 --> 01:16:24,840 Mechi kamili! Hongera! 1474 01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:26,550 -Nilidhani umeondoka tayari.-Vibe Vassey na Kalki. 1475 01:16:26,630 --> 01:16:28,090 -Wameundwa kwa kila mmoja. -Dheema... 1476 01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:29,710 ...tazama hii. 1477 01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:34,630 Yeye ni rafiki yangu lakini inaonyesha 93%. 1478 01:16:35,510 --> 01:16:36,710 Lakini kwetu ilikuwa 3%. 1479 01:16:37,170 --> 01:16:38,920 Ni programu ya kijinga. 1480 01:16:39,050 --> 01:16:41,510 - Na unaamini. - Wewe ni kutojali! 1481 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:43,960 Unaona, LIK anajua kila kitu. 1482 01:16:44,550 --> 01:16:46,300 Unafikiri unanipenda. 1483 01:16:46,550 --> 01:16:48,130 Siku moja, ikiwa tutapigana. 1484 01:16:48,210 --> 01:16:50,420 Utaegemea begani mwake na bitch juu yangu. 1485 01:16:50,510 --> 01:16:51,800 Atakufariji. 1486 01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:54,880 Kisha utagundua kuwa wewe ni kwa kumpenda na utanichukia. 1487 01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,090 Na LIK alijua! 1488 01:16:58,710 --> 01:17:01,050 LIK, asante sana. 1489 01:17:01,510 --> 01:17:02,130 Kwaheri! 1490 01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:05,630 Habari! Umeangalia alama yako ya upendo? 1491 01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:14,630 Shit! 1492 01:17:21,510 --> 01:17:23,590 Dheema sio msichana kwangu... 1493 01:17:24,170 --> 01:17:25,300 Unajuaje? 1494 01:17:25,380 --> 01:17:27,460 Huo ndio umaalum na ushindi wa LIK. 1495 01:17:27,710 --> 01:17:28,300 Habari! 1496 01:17:29,380 --> 01:17:32,670 Hakuna programu ya umwagaji damu inayoweza kupendekeza ambaye ni mechi nzuri. 1497 01:17:32,710 --> 01:17:35,210 Tunawachambua wanadamu kwa kila namna. 1498 01:17:35,260 --> 01:17:36,800 Kama matakwa yao, chaguo na mawazo yao. 1499 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:39,670 Sauti yake mwenyewe inamsumbua sasa. 1500 01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:40,260 Maskini! 1501 01:17:40,340 --> 01:17:43,460 Elimu, malezi ya familia, akili ya kawaida, talanta. 1502 01:17:43,590 --> 01:17:46,420 Imani, imani katika tabaka, na unajimu. 1503 01:17:46,510 --> 01:17:48,090 - Baada ya kuchambua kila kitu. -Halo, hujambo, LIK! 1504 01:17:48,340 --> 01:17:51,300 Nyamaza! Hujui lolote. 1505 01:17:51,670 --> 01:17:54,340 Kutunza vizuri maisha ya mtu binafsi ni jukumu la LIK. 1506 01:17:55,340 --> 01:17:57,760 Si mara moja nikuone ukiinama. 1507 01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:01,590 Niamini, Appa. 1508 01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:25,580 Habari, LIK! 1509 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,170 Hujambo, LIK, unasikiliza? 1510 01:18:28,670 --> 01:18:30,510 Weka tarehe hii kwenye kalenda yako. 1511 01:18:30,590 --> 01:18:33,010 Sawa, nikukumbushe nini? 1512 01:18:36,340 --> 01:18:40,340 Nitathibitisha kwa ulimwengu kuwa programu haiwezi kufanya kazi kama moyo wa mwanadamu. 1513 01:18:40,510 --> 01:18:44,670 Nitakuonyesha kuwa wewe ni mjinga na programu isiyo na maana. 1514 01:18:45,090 --> 01:18:48,130 Nitahakikisha kila mtu inakuondoa kutoka kwa simu. 1515 01:18:48,170 --> 01:18:50,050 Nitathibitisha kuwa wewe ni takataka. 1516 01:18:50,300 --> 01:18:52,340 Nitamfanya kila mtu akudharau. 1517 01:18:54,550 --> 01:18:55,550 Nitafanya! 1518 01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:57,590 Sawa! Kikumbusho kimezingatiwa. 1519 01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:01,510 Ili juhudi zako zote ziende vizuri ... 1520 01:19:01,590 --> 01:19:03,380 tutakuwa daima kwa ajili yako. 1521 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:06,960 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo. 1522 01:19:07,010 --> 01:19:07,550 ♪ Imbeni ♪ 1523 01:19:07,550 --> 01:19:12,800 ♪ Wewe ni kelele kutoka kwa kinywaji changu, Kunifanya niwe mpole ninaposogea ♪ 1524 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:13,550 ♪ ninaimba! ♪ 1525 01:19:13,590 --> 01:19:18,960 ♪ Hakuna haja ya tamaa, Kwa maana, ninachohitaji ni upendo wako ♪ 1526 01:19:19,210 --> 01:19:21,710 ♪ Sikupata mtu kwa ajili yangu, ila wewe ♪ 1527 01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:24,510 ♪ Hili halijawahi kukutokea ♪ 1528 01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:57,260 - Samahani, Madam. - Sawa, fanya kile ninachosema. 1529 01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,260 -Sekunde moja... shikilia. -Bwana aliniuliza nikupe hii. 1530 01:19:59,380 --> 01:20:00,710 Ili kufuatilia afya yako. 1531 01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:02,300 -Je! -Inapaswa kuwa pete ya nano-crystal. 1532 01:20:02,420 --> 01:20:03,630 -Nimevaa. - Asante, Madam. 1533 01:20:12,340 --> 01:20:14,260 Lakshmi, nilikuamini na kukuoa. 1534 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,420 Ikiwa huwezi kubaki mwaminifu, basi kwanini uolewe kabisa? 1535 01:20:17,550 --> 01:20:19,210 Na uongo kwa jina la upendo. 1536 01:20:19,590 --> 01:20:21,590 Ikiwa mtu alinionya kwa wakati, 1537 01:20:21,630 --> 01:20:23,210 "Kwamba sio msichana huyu mechi sahihi kwako." 1538 01:20:23,340 --> 01:20:25,590 "Msichana huyu atakudanganya." 1539 01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:27,340 Hiyo ingekuwa nzuri. 1540 01:20:27,420 --> 01:20:29,380 Sasa, LIK itafanya hivyo kwa watu. 1541 01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,420 Kwa watu, ni Bima ya Upendo Kompany. 1542 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:34,170 Lakini kwa Suryan, 1543 01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:36,010 L- Lakshmi 1544 01:20:36,840 --> 01:20:37,920 Mimi - mimi 1545 01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:41,170 K - Jua ... ulichonifanyia. 1546 01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:46,420 Bwana! 1547 01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:48,380 Hatimaye, umepata kile ulichotarajia. 1548 01:20:54,380 --> 01:20:55,010 Appa! 1549 01:20:58,170 --> 01:21:00,380 Kama jinsi ishara ya simu hii imekwama eneo hili... 1550 01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:03,300 Vile vile, mimi nina msongamano, pia. 1551 01:21:03,380 --> 01:21:05,460 Nakubali kwamba sikukusikiliza. 1552 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:08,010 Kila baba ana wakati wake... 1553 01:21:08,550 --> 01:21:11,920 Ambapo watakushambulia kwa ushauri na kukuhamasisha bila kikomo. 1554 01:21:12,550 --> 01:21:15,090 Sasa wakati huo wa thamani imefika katika maisha yako. 1555 01:21:15,590 --> 01:21:16,710 Nipe ushauri. 1556 01:21:17,090 --> 01:21:17,880 Nihamasishe. 1557 01:21:18,050 --> 01:21:19,550 Baada ya hapo, "Mimi ni Baba yenu, jamani." 1558 01:21:20,130 --> 01:21:21,630 Sema kwa sauti na ujivunie. 1559 01:21:22,460 --> 01:21:23,090 Habari! 1560 01:21:24,010 --> 01:21:25,760 "Hapana" ya baba mara nyingi hubeba uzito 1561 01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,300 ya uzoefu elfu bado haujaishi. 1562 01:21:28,010 --> 01:21:29,220 Wana wazuri wanasikiliza. 1563 01:21:30,090 --> 01:21:31,570 Mimi, pia, niliamini mwanangu angenisikiliza. 1564 01:21:33,210 --> 01:21:34,510 Lakini alinidanganya. 1565 01:21:36,670 --> 01:21:40,130 Alimwamini msichana ambaye aliweka imani yake kwenye kifaa juu ya moyo wa mwanadamu. 1566 01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:43,420 Mimi husema kila wakati, sitaki kamwe ona mwanangu akiinama mbele ya mtu yeyote. 1567 01:21:43,550 --> 01:21:47,090 Lakini hapo alikuwa mbele ya macho yangu juu ya magoti yake, 1568 01:21:47,130 --> 01:21:49,920 kuvunjika, kulia zaidi kuliko minyoo watambaao chini yake. 1569 01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:52,260 Appa, tafadhali nisamehe. 1570 01:21:52,510 --> 01:21:54,260 Appa, Appa, Appa. Appa, Appa, Appa. 1571 01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:56,050 Hatakiwi kuniona wala kuongea nami. 1572 01:21:56,340 --> 01:21:57,510 Appa, tafadhali usifanye hivi. 1573 01:21:57,550 --> 01:22:00,090 - Acha niende! - Rafiki, una shida gani? 1574 01:22:01,090 --> 01:22:01,440 Vas! 1575 01:22:02,460 --> 01:22:03,670 "Mlezi wa Upendo." 1576 01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:06,800 Wapenzi wapenzi, na wapenzi wa My Love Insurance Kompany. 1577 01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:07,490 Habari! Habari! 1578 01:22:08,420 --> 01:22:12,340 Yeyote aliyefuata alama ya Upendo, kuvunja vyama vimepungua. 1579 01:22:12,550 --> 01:22:14,210 Na vyama vya mapendekezo vimeongezeka. 1580 01:22:14,590 --> 01:22:16,880 Udanganyifu umepungua. Uaminifu umeongezeka. 1581 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,340 Talaka imetoweka kama haikuwepo kabisa. 1582 01:22:19,460 --> 01:22:22,800 Kwa kweli, idadi ya ndoa imeongezeka kwa kiasi kikubwa. 1583 01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:24,840 Ili kuthamini mafanikio haya... 1584 01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:28,550 Nimechagua wanandoa waliofunga zaidi ya 90% katika Alama ya Upendo... 1585 01:22:28,630 --> 01:22:30,010 Nitafadhili ndoa yao, 1586 01:22:30,170 --> 01:22:31,920 na kifurushi cha honeymoon kutoka GT Holidays! 1587 01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:34,760 Inatosha! Inatosha! 1588 01:22:35,090 --> 01:22:36,630 -Suriyan, bwana, wewe ndiye mkuu! -Sawa! Sawa! 1589 01:22:37,130 --> 01:22:43,800 Ninakubali cheo kwa unyenyekevu "Mlezi wa Upendo" iliyotolewa na ninyi watu. 1590 01:22:44,090 --> 01:22:46,300 Ikiwa hata mtu mmoja anasema hawafurahishwi na LIK... 1591 01:22:46,590 --> 01:22:48,130 Hata kama mtu mmoja atainua mkono wake ... 1592 01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:53,670 Habari, Bwana! 1593 01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:55,670 Hey, yeye ni sauti ya LIK. 1594 01:22:57,260 --> 01:22:59,460 Sijafurahishwa na Alama ya Upendo ya LIK. 1595 01:23:01,130 --> 01:23:02,050 Iliharibu yote. 1596 01:23:02,170 --> 01:23:03,420 Je! unajua nini kuhusu LIK? Toka nje! 1597 01:23:03,460 --> 01:23:04,920 Hey, unawezaje kutoheshimu Suryan, bwana? Toka nje! 1598 01:23:05,210 --> 01:23:07,960 Rafiki, kwa nini apigane na Suryan? 1599 01:23:08,210 --> 01:23:09,010 Bwana... 1600 01:23:10,090 --> 01:23:16,420 Unawezaje kuwa na programu rahisi kwenye simu kulazimisha uhusiano? 1601 01:23:16,510 --> 01:23:17,670 Mungu nisaidie! 1602 01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:21,260 Bila kujali mamilioni ya watu, herufi 7 pekee zipo. 1603 01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:23,710 Bila kujali mamilioni ya nyimbo, noti 7 pekee zipo. 1604 01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:29,260 Nitagundua ni noti gani ni yako. 1605 01:23:29,460 --> 01:23:35,550 Programu yangu itachanganua na uchague inayolingana na wewe. 1606 01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:36,630 Kwa sababu programu yangu ... 1607 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:38,340 ni sawa na Mungu! 1608 01:23:38,550 --> 01:23:41,510 Inafanya uamuzi wa kuamua katika kuchagua mechi kamili. 1609 01:23:42,300 --> 01:23:43,260 -Dheema!-Inajuaje? 1610 01:23:43,420 --> 01:23:46,090 LIK inawafuatilia nyote kwa 24/7. 1611 01:23:46,300 --> 01:23:46,800 Kwa hiyo? 1612 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:48,170 -Takwimu! - Kwa hivyo, nini? 1613 01:23:48,260 --> 01:23:50,210 Data ni kama almasi. 1614 01:23:50,550 --> 01:23:51,960 Mheshimiwa Vaibhav Vasudeva. 1615 01:23:52,090 --> 01:23:53,960 Kosa dogo kutoka kwako... 1616 01:23:54,050 --> 01:23:57,840 itaenda kuchambua yote yalianzia wapi na jinsi inavyochakatwa... 1617 01:23:57,880 --> 01:23:59,300 na nini itakuwa hatua yako ijayo? 1618 01:23:59,380 --> 01:24:00,710 Ni nini kingefanya unene? 1619 01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:02,170 Ni nini kingekuvutia ununue? 1620 01:24:02,210 --> 01:24:05,130 Ninaweza kujua mambo unayopenda na usiyopenda kutoka kwa faraja ya kifaa. 1621 01:24:05,210 --> 01:24:07,630 Hiyo ndiyo nguvu ya Data na AGI (Artificial General Intelligence). 1622 01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:12,170 Mwanangu, kosa dogo linatosha ili kukupata wa kufanana kabisa. 1623 01:24:12,260 --> 01:24:15,260 Unafanya kile kinachoelea mashua yako. 1624 01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:18,960 Pia unaweza kusoma kiwango cha moyo. 1625 01:24:19,210 --> 01:24:20,630 Lakini huwezi kusoma hisia za mtu. 1626 01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:23,010 Utapimaje upendo? 1627 01:24:23,800 --> 01:24:25,300 Upendo hauwezi kupimwa, bwana. 1628 01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:28,630 Kwa sababu upendo ... Kwa sababu upendo hauna mipaka. 1629 01:24:29,050 --> 01:24:31,960 Nilipomuona kwa mara ya kwanza, moyo wangu uliacha kupiga. 1630 01:24:32,090 --> 01:24:34,670 Mheshimiwa, kwa ajili yake watu wanasema hivyo walikufa katika mtazamo wa kwanza wa msichana. 1631 01:24:34,710 --> 01:24:36,210 Hakika nilikufa mara ya kwanza aliponiona. 1632 01:24:37,010 --> 01:24:40,340 Lakini programu yako isiyo na maana iliipa alama ya 3%. 1633 01:24:40,710 --> 01:24:44,090 Mheshimiwa, upendo wangu ni 100%. mimi ni 100% 1634 01:24:44,380 --> 01:24:45,630 100% 1635 01:24:46,050 --> 01:24:47,590 Nani alisema kuwa wewe ni upendo sio 100%? 1636 01:24:48,420 --> 01:24:53,460 Ikiwa wewe na msichana huyo mmejitolea, Alama yako ya Upendo ni ... 1637 01:24:54,550 --> 01:24:56,210 3% 1638 01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:00,260 Hivyo ndivyo programu yako inavyochanganya watu. 1639 01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:06,010 Badala ya kukuzawadia cheo, Mlezi wa mapenzi... 1640 01:25:06,170 --> 01:25:08,840 ...unapaswa kutuzwa kama Mchanganyaji wa mapenzi. 1641 01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:10,590 Uko nje ya mstari! 1642 01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:11,590 Nitakutoa akilini! 1643 01:25:11,670 --> 01:25:14,010 Habari! Unathubutu vipi? 1644 01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:15,260 Hii ni nini? 1645 01:25:16,420 --> 01:25:17,260 Samahani, Bwana. 1646 01:25:17,840 --> 01:25:21,710 Unapata makosa katika programu yangu kwa sababu ya kushindwa kwako kwa upendo. 1647 01:25:22,090 --> 01:25:23,630 Programu yangu ilikupa alama 3%. 1648 01:25:23,710 --> 01:25:27,050 Ninakupa changamoto kufanikiwa katika mapenzi. Nitakubali programu yangu imeshindwa. 1649 01:25:27,090 --> 01:25:28,340 - Je, unaweza kufanya hivyo? - Bwana, watu wanatafuta. 1650 01:25:31,210 --> 01:25:32,510 Hey, mchanganyaji wa mapenzi. 1651 01:25:33,380 --> 01:25:35,090 nitakuthibitishia... 1652 01:25:35,590 --> 01:25:39,760 ... ambayo hakuna programu inayoweza kufanya kile ambacho moyo wa mwanadamu unaweza. 1653 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:43,630 Pia, nitatengeneza Pattuma Dheema yangu kuanguka katika upendo na mimi. 1654 01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:45,550 Kisha 30! 1655 01:25:46,090 --> 01:25:47,590 Siku 30! 1656 01:25:48,050 --> 01:25:50,420 Ukishindwa kufanikiwa katika changamoto yako... 1657 01:25:50,510 --> 01:25:53,050 Kwa kukashifu LIK... 1658 01:25:53,130 --> 01:25:55,550 unapaswa kuanguka kwa miguu yetu yote na kuomba msamaha... 1659 01:25:56,300 --> 01:25:59,380 Mashariki au Magharibi, LIK ndiyo bora zaidi! 1660 01:25:59,630 --> 01:26:03,760 ...na endelea kuiweka usiku na mchana. 1661 01:26:05,340 --> 01:26:06,130 Changamoto? 1662 01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:15,880 Changamoto! 1663 01:26:18,170 --> 01:26:20,210 Sauti ya LIK inapingana na LIK. 1664 01:26:20,420 --> 01:26:22,590 Hii itakuwa ya kufurahisha. 1665 01:26:36,630 --> 01:26:37,460 Rekodi! 1666 01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:40,920 Je, programu ya LIK iliharibu maisha yangu ya mapenzi pekee? 1667 01:26:41,170 --> 01:26:44,130 Au imeharibu maisha ya wengine pia? Nataka kujua. 1668 01:26:45,130 --> 01:26:48,630 Ni maisha ngapi yaliathiriwa na programu ambayo nilitoa sauti yangu? 1669 01:26:51,670 --> 01:26:54,300 Kila mtu anayetaka kuzima programu hii, tafadhali tukusanye hapa. 1670 01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,710 Ndugu, mpenzi wangu aliniacha kama Dheema alivyofanya. 1671 01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:58,920 Ni lazima tufunge programu hii. nitasimama na wewe. 1672 01:27:07,670 --> 01:27:08,590 Bro, tufanye nini? 1673 01:27:08,670 --> 01:27:11,300 Tusiruhusu tabia yake ya kitoto 1674 01:27:11,340 --> 01:27:12,800 kutuongoza kufanya makosa makubwa. 1675 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:14,760 Yeye huwa nje ya ofisi yetu kwa makusudi. 1676 01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:16,670 Au anazurura popote alipoweza kupata kamera. 1677 01:27:16,710 --> 01:27:20,420 Yeye organically kufanya makosa. Kisha tutammaliza. 1678 01:27:21,710 --> 01:27:23,340 Ninataka kwenda virusi. Nifanye nini? 1679 01:27:23,460 --> 01:27:24,460 Hey, viazi vya kitanda. 1680 01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:27,590 Lazima uache aibu na heshima... 1681 01:27:27,670 --> 01:27:29,260 ... na uchapishe video ambayo itagusa mioyo ya kila mtu ... 1682 01:27:29,340 --> 01:27:31,550 Badala ya kuzungumza naye, muulize anataka kununua nini. 1683 01:27:31,630 --> 01:27:32,960 Huna maana! 1684 01:27:33,340 --> 01:27:34,550 Daima, lazima niingie. 1685 01:27:34,630 --> 01:27:36,260 -Kwa nini unanipigia kelele? - Nitafanya! 1686 01:27:36,300 --> 01:27:38,800 -Je, sifanyi kazi zote hapa? - kana kwamba ulifanya. 1687 01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:40,380 - Haifai! Haifai! - Nyamaza! 1688 01:27:40,420 --> 01:27:42,210 Wewe nyamaza! Huko anaenda kupumzika. 1689 01:27:44,670 --> 01:27:46,010 Unastahimili vipi, bwana? 1690 01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:50,130 Alikuwa mchezaji bora wa mpira wa wavu. 1691 01:27:50,170 --> 01:27:53,340 Wakati wa mechi muhimu alipata ajali mbaya. 1692 01:27:53,420 --> 01:27:56,760 Ni ukosefu wake wa usalama kwamba ningeweza kumuacha. 1693 01:27:56,920 --> 01:28:00,260 Suala la wanawake ni ukosefu wa usalama. 1694 01:28:01,010 --> 01:28:02,260 Huniamini, sawa? 1695 01:28:02,710 --> 01:28:04,550 Jaribu kunifokea kwa ajili yake. 1696 01:28:04,710 --> 01:28:07,670 Hey, nini kuzimu? Unaongea kama mjinga! 1697 01:28:07,840 --> 01:28:10,630 Hey, unathubutu vipi kumpigia kelele? Ninakuonya! 1698 01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:12,010 Usinifanye nije kwa ajili yako! 1699 01:28:12,300 --> 01:28:14,010 Je, unafikiri hakuna wa kukuhoji? 1700 01:28:14,300 --> 01:28:15,460 Unathubutu vipi kumfokea mume wangu? 1701 01:28:15,510 --> 01:28:16,960 Susi, acha, nasema. 1702 01:28:17,010 --> 01:28:18,090 Ni marafiki zangu! 1703 01:28:18,130 --> 01:28:19,170 Je, umeona? 1704 01:28:19,300 --> 01:28:22,050 Lugha yake ya mapenzi inanipigia kelele. 1705 01:28:22,710 --> 01:28:25,340 Mheshimiwa, umeangalia alama yako ya upendo? 1706 01:28:26,170 --> 01:28:27,510 Susi na Sasi 1707 01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:29,090 Alama ya Upendo, 29% 1708 01:28:30,710 --> 01:28:32,460 29%, unanitania? 1709 01:28:32,590 --> 01:28:33,130 Jinsi gani? 1710 01:28:33,260 --> 01:28:35,960 Labda hawezi kutembea, na anaweza. 1711 01:28:36,050 --> 01:28:37,760 Zaidi ya hayo, yeye hupiga kelele kila wakati. 1712 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:40,170 Kulingana na takwimu, wao si mechi nzuri. 1713 01:28:40,210 --> 01:28:42,880 Lakini hisia zao na upendo ziko nje ya uwezo wa programu kupima. 1714 01:28:42,960 --> 01:28:45,340 Nini Bro? Suriyan Bro! 1715 01:28:45,670 --> 01:28:46,590 Vipi Bro? 1716 01:28:46,630 --> 01:28:47,510 Makosa sana, Bro! 1717 01:28:47,590 --> 01:28:48,380 Makosa sana, Bro! 1718 01:28:48,670 --> 01:28:51,550 Nilipoagiza karatasi za almasi kwa mpenzi wangu, alama ya mapenzi ilipanda. 1719 01:28:51,670 --> 01:28:52,800 Na ikashuka nilipoghairi agizo. 1720 01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:53,880 Yote ni biashara. 1721 01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:54,460 Nini Bro? 1722 01:28:54,460 --> 01:28:55,050 Suryan, Bro! 1723 01:28:55,090 --> 01:28:55,960 Makosa sana Bro? 1724 01:28:56,090 --> 01:28:59,460 Ilionyesha alama mbaya kwangu, kama bao la Vibe Vasu. 1725 01:28:59,840 --> 01:29:02,340 Ukipakia video chafu, utaenda virusi. 1726 01:29:04,460 --> 01:29:07,260 Hapo awali, simu zilikuwa kwenye vibanda lakini sasa mikononi mwetu. 1727 01:29:07,460 --> 01:29:08,710 Kisha ikasogea karibu na mioyo yetu. 1728 01:29:08,710 --> 01:29:10,340 Baadaye, ilikuja kwenye mifuko ya chini. 1729 01:29:10,510 --> 01:29:11,920 Kwa sasa, inatutawala. 1730 01:29:12,130 --> 01:29:15,380 Mara tulizungumza kupitia simu kwa kila mmoja sasa tunazungumza tu. 1731 01:29:15,460 --> 01:29:17,340 Je, ninyi nyote na wale ulimpenda nani? 1732 01:29:17,380 --> 01:29:19,090 Au uko pamoja nao kwamba simu ilipendekeza? 1733 01:29:19,130 --> 01:29:20,840 Funga macho yako kwa sekunde moja na ufikirie juu yake. 1734 01:29:21,550 --> 01:29:23,550 Asante. Walitazama video hii kwa sababu uko ndani yake. 1735 01:29:23,670 --> 01:29:24,920 Kidogo ningeweza kufanya kusaidia. 1736 01:29:26,710 --> 01:29:30,590 Baada ya kutazama video hii, Ninahisi tulikuwa na haraka katika kuachana. 1737 01:29:30,670 --> 01:29:32,090 sijui chochote. 1738 01:29:33,130 --> 01:29:33,800 Usiseme uongo! 1739 01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:35,670 Kuchapisha video juu ya hasi itafanya kuwa virusi. 1740 01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:37,840 Hasi! 1741 01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:40,460 Hujambo, Vibe Vassey imepakiwa video ya karibu na msichana. 1742 01:29:42,710 --> 01:29:45,920 Habari, mimi ni Vandhana Na yeye ni Vibe Vassey. 1743 01:29:46,260 --> 01:29:48,800 Siku chache zilizopita, mpenzi wangu alipata ajali 1744 01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:50,630 na kulazwa hospitalini, kisha akadondoka kwenye coma. 1745 01:29:50,670 --> 01:29:51,090 Ndiyo! 1746 01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:56,420 Wakati huo Nilituma ujumbe kwa kila mtu kwenye orodha yangu ya mawasiliano. 1747 01:29:56,630 --> 01:30:00,130 Ni kwa sababu nilikuwa naomba kwa kila mtu kuokoa maisha yake. 1748 01:30:00,210 --> 01:30:02,840 Na mpenzi wangu wa zamani ndiye ambaye alijibu kwa msaada. 1749 01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:05,340 Alinikumbatia ili kunifariji. 1750 01:30:05,460 --> 01:30:06,920 Na LIK iliikamata. 1751 01:30:07,090 --> 01:30:11,340 Baada ya Abhishek kupona kutokana na kukosa fahamu aliona video. 1752 01:30:11,550 --> 01:30:12,430 Baada ya kuona picha... 1753 01:30:16,610 --> 01:30:19,710 Kulingana na LIK picha hiyo ilikuwa data ya Vandana. 1754 01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:20,840 Lakini kwa Vandana ... 1755 01:30:21,380 --> 01:30:23,050 Je, LIK inajua kuhusu hisia za Vandana? 1756 01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:24,460 Nini Bro? 1757 01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:26,760 Suryan, Bro! Makosa Bro! 1758 01:30:27,090 --> 01:30:28,340 Umekuwa ukifanya nini na data zetu? 1759 01:30:28,550 --> 01:30:29,630 Baadaye, sihitaji hii. 1760 01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:31,670 - Nini, Bro? -Suriyan, Bro! 1761 01:30:31,710 --> 01:30:32,760 Makosa sana, Bro! 1762 01:30:34,210 --> 01:30:35,760 Unafikirije watu watamchukua Suriyani huyu? 1763 01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:37,880 Ulisema yeye ni mvulana mdogo, na ni suala dogo. 1764 01:30:38,670 --> 01:30:39,960 Sasa ni barugumu katika suala kubwa. 1765 01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:43,260 Bwana, nyota yako ya Scorpio inapendekeza wiki ngumu mbele. 1766 01:30:45,050 --> 01:30:47,920 Mheshimiwa, sidhani kama tunapaswa kumdanganya. 1767 01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:13,550 Jamani! 1768 01:31:20,340 --> 01:31:21,630 Itupe mbali! 1769 01:31:22,550 --> 01:31:23,630 Nini Bro? 1770 01:31:23,920 --> 01:31:26,050 Suryan, Bro! Vipi Bro? 1771 01:31:28,710 --> 01:31:30,550 Mheshimiwa, tafadhali usifanye kazi. 1772 01:31:31,130 --> 01:31:32,670 Nitamtoa akilini mwake. 1773 01:31:32,840 --> 01:31:34,300 Sema neno tu. 1774 01:31:36,510 --> 01:31:38,260 Je, ninaonekana kama goon kwako? 1775 01:31:38,460 --> 01:31:40,300 Nitafuna paan na kukutemea mate? 1776 01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:42,840 Bwana, tafadhali usifanye. Utapata saratani ya mdomo. 1777 01:31:44,210 --> 01:31:45,960 Nina heshima na heshima. 1778 01:31:46,260 --> 01:31:47,510 Kupendekeza mawazo ya kijinga kama wanadamu. 1779 01:31:47,880 --> 01:31:48,420 Potelea mbali! 1780 01:31:49,260 --> 01:31:52,300 Zimebaki siku 20 tu. Unapangaje kumshawishi Dheema? 1781 01:31:52,550 --> 01:31:54,460 Jamani, si lazima tupitie mambo mengi. 1782 01:31:54,960 --> 01:31:56,760 Nataka kutazama machoni pake na kuwa na mazungumzo. 1783 01:31:57,130 --> 01:31:58,260 Jua alipo sasa hivi. 1784 01:31:58,340 --> 01:32:00,760 Tutachapisha video pamoja na uzima programu hii. 1785 01:32:01,050 --> 01:32:02,210 Kwa nini upitie mengi? 1786 01:32:02,510 --> 01:32:05,010 Kiwiko na goti vingefanya kazi hiyo. 1787 01:32:05,300 --> 01:32:06,840 Wakati ni sahihi, Nitatumia kiwiko na goti. 1788 01:32:06,960 --> 01:32:09,920 -Kwanza, tumtafute Dheema. -Ningojee kwa muda gani kukuona ukipigana? 1789 01:32:10,510 --> 01:32:12,960 Hey, Dheema, polepole. Nitamshughulikia. 1790 01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:15,630 Je, unajaribu kuunda maudhui ukitumia sisi? 1791 01:32:16,090 --> 01:32:17,300 Je, huniogopi? 1792 01:32:17,590 --> 01:32:18,090 Hapana! 1793 01:32:18,210 --> 01:32:19,800 Kwanza, nitamshawishi basi nitakutoa nje. 1794 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:23,010 Unaweza kunibeba hivi. 1795 01:32:23,130 --> 01:32:24,260 Lakini huwezi kuniondoa 1796 01:32:24,260 --> 01:32:26,050 kutoka Dheema. 1797 01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:28,590 Dheema, malizia. Haya! 1798 01:32:47,880 --> 01:32:49,510 LIK, zuia Vasu. 1799 01:32:49,550 --> 01:32:51,170 Pia, badilisha hali yangu kuwa single. 1800 01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:54,710 Kisha, chagua picha ya zamani na uichapishe, kama niko likizo. 1801 01:32:54,760 --> 01:32:57,760 Hapa ndipo ulipoenda Mauritius. Je, hii ni sawa? 1802 01:32:57,840 --> 01:32:58,550 Sawa. 1803 01:32:58,710 --> 01:33:00,960 Pia, niliandika, "Dheema kwenye hali ya kazi." 1804 01:33:01,460 --> 01:33:03,260 Niliichapisha. Unaweza kuangalia. 1805 01:33:07,840 --> 01:33:10,760 Ni wapenzi wangapi waliovunjika moyo wamekusanyika hapa? 1806 01:33:11,090 --> 01:33:13,760 [kwa umoja] Sisi sote tuko, Bro! 1807 01:33:13,840 --> 01:33:16,260 - Mimi ni kaka! - Mimi pia, kaka. 1808 01:33:16,420 --> 01:33:17,670 Kila mtu! 1809 01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:19,630 Wewe pia? 1810 01:33:23,710 --> 01:33:25,460 Siwezi kuikubali tena. Tunafanya nini? 1811 01:33:25,510 --> 01:33:26,260 Ndugu! 1812 01:33:27,590 --> 01:33:30,760 Kwa muongo mmoja uliopita, wimbo mmoja tu umekamata maumivu ya moyo. 1813 01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:32,710 Wacha tuicheze na kununa. Je, mimi? 1814 01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:35,960 Je, tuimbe pamoja? 1815 01:33:36,170 --> 01:33:38,590 [wote] Ndiyo, Ndugu! -Ingetuliza mioyo yetu iliyovunjika. 1816 01:33:45,380 --> 01:33:48,170 ♪ Sikupata mtu kwa ajili yangu, ila wewe ♪ 1817 01:33:48,210 --> 01:33:51,010 ♪ Hili halijawahi kukutokea ♪ 1818 01:33:51,170 --> 01:33:53,960 ♪ Sikupata mtu kwa ajili yangu, ila wewe ♪ 1819 01:33:54,260 --> 01:33:57,050 ♪ Hili halijawahi kukutokea ♪ 1820 01:33:57,550 --> 01:34:00,420 ♪ Kuvuka bahari, mwenzangu wa roho ♪ 1821 01:34:00,590 --> 01:34:03,510 ♪ Kuteleza kupitia mikono yangu, ndio hatima yangu ♪ 1822 01:34:03,670 --> 01:34:09,010 ♪ Maisha yangu yanaposimama na kusimama Katika hali ya utulivu ♪ 1823 01:34:09,510 --> 01:34:12,510 ♪ Kuvuka bahari, mwenzangu wa roho ♪ 1824 01:34:12,630 --> 01:34:15,510 ♪ Kuteleza kupitia mikono yangu, ndio hatima yangu ♪ 1825 01:34:15,710 --> 01:34:21,090 ♪ Maisha yangu yanaposimama na kusimama Katika hali ya utulivu ♪ 1826 01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:24,960 ♪ Ewe msichana, Nani alinipa mapenzi yako ya nusu-nusu ♪ 1827 01:34:25,010 --> 01:34:27,010 ♪ Natamani mengine ♪ 1828 01:34:27,460 --> 01:34:33,010 ♪ Bila wewe… Nitalemewa na upweke ♪ 1829 01:34:33,800 --> 01:34:39,090 ♪ Niombe nikusubiri na kuondoka, Na hiyo ndiyo tu ninayohitaji kuendelea ♪ 1830 01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:44,670 ♪ Niombe nikusahau Na maisha yangu yatakoma kuwapo ♪ 1831 01:34:45,050 --> 01:34:48,010 ♪ Sikupata mtu kwa ajili yangu, ila wewe ♪ 1832 01:34:48,130 --> 01:34:50,800 ♪ Hili halijawahi kukutokea ♪ 1833 01:34:51,090 --> 01:34:53,920 ♪ Sikupata mtu kwa ajili yangu, ila wewe ♪ 1834 01:34:54,090 --> 01:34:57,050 ♪ Hili halijawahi kukutokea ♪ 1835 01:35:24,420 --> 01:35:24,920 ♪ Imbeni ♪ 1836 01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:30,130 ♪ Wewe ni mchawi… Mimi ndiye moyo usiotulia ♪ 1837 01:35:30,130 --> 01:35:30,800 ♪ ninaimba ♪ 1838 01:35:30,800 --> 01:35:35,800 ♪ Sihitaji chochote chako… Upendo wako pekee unatosha ♪ 1839 01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:36,880 ♪ Kila mtu aimbe ♪ 1840 01:35:36,920 --> 01:35:42,170 ♪ Wewe ni mchawi… Mimi ndiye moyo usiotulia ♪ 1841 01:35:42,550 --> 01:35:48,050 ♪ Sihitaji chochote chako… Upendo wako pekee unatosha ♪ 1842 01:35:48,420 --> 01:35:49,420 Wacha tucheze mchezo. 1843 01:35:49,510 --> 01:35:50,550 Mchezaji wa kwanza, Kalki. 1844 01:35:50,880 --> 01:35:52,670 Urafiki utageuka tu kuwa upendo. 1845 01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:54,960 Mshirikishe kwa MEME na ujumbe kuhusu hilo. 1846 01:35:58,760 --> 01:36:01,800 Filamu gani hiyo urafiki unageuka wapi kuwa upendo? 1847 01:36:02,300 --> 01:36:03,960 Mtoto wa Ajith ndiye kiongozi iliyoongozwa na mtoto wa Vijay. 1848 01:36:04,090 --> 01:36:04,710 Badri 2. 1849 01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:05,670 Ndio, muendelezo huo. 1850 01:36:05,840 --> 01:36:07,840 Kisha kuongoza katika Thiruchitrambalam 2. 1851 01:36:07,960 --> 01:36:11,300 Shirikisha na umpendeze na sinema kama hizo kuhubiri urafiki ni upendo... 1852 01:36:11,300 --> 01:36:13,550 kuficha mawazo yake na kumshawishi. 1853 01:36:19,090 --> 01:36:19,510 ♪ Imbeni ♪ 1854 01:36:19,590 --> 01:36:24,760 ♪ Wewe ni mchawi… Mimi ndiye moyo usiotulia ♪ 1855 01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:25,510 ♪ ninaimba ♪ 1856 01:36:25,590 --> 01:36:30,630 ♪ Sihitaji chochote chako… Upendo wako pekee unatosha ♪ 1857 01:36:30,760 --> 01:36:31,590 ♪ Kila mtu aimbe ♪ 1858 01:36:31,630 --> 01:36:36,800 ♪ Wewe ni mchawi… Mimi ndiye moyo usiotulia ♪ 1859 01:36:37,210 --> 01:36:43,210 ♪ Sihitaji chochote chako… Upendo wako pekee unatosha ♪ 1860 01:36:46,260 --> 01:36:49,170 ♪ Kuvuka bahari, mwenzangu wa roho ♪ 1861 01:36:49,300 --> 01:36:52,170 ♪ Kuteleza kupitia mikono yangu, ndio hatima yangu ♪ 1862 01:36:52,300 --> 01:36:57,670 ♪ Maisha yangu yanaposimama na kusimama Katika hali ya utulivu ♪ 1863 01:36:58,300 --> 01:37:01,170 ♪ Kuvuka bahari, mwenzangu wa roho ♪ 1864 01:37:01,260 --> 01:37:04,170 ♪ Kuteleza kupitia mikono yangu, ndio hatima yangu ♪ 1865 01:37:04,300 --> 01:37:09,670 ♪ Maisha yangu yanaposimama na kusimama Katika hali ya utulivu ♪ 1866 01:37:10,670 --> 01:37:13,590 ♪ Ewe msichana, Nani alinipa mapenzi yako ya nusu-nusu ♪ 1867 01:37:13,670 --> 01:37:15,760 ♪ Natamani mengine ♪ 1868 01:37:16,210 --> 01:37:21,510 ♪ Bila wewe… Nitalemewa na upweke ♪ 1869 01:37:22,710 --> 01:37:27,590 ♪ Niombe nikusubiri na kuondoka, Na hiyo ndiyo tu ninayohitaji kuendelea ♪ 1870 01:37:28,420 --> 01:37:33,300 ♪ Niombe nikusahau Na maisha yangu yatakoma kuwapo ♪ 1871 01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:36,630 ♪ Sikupata mtu kwa ajili yangu, ila wewe ♪ 1872 01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:39,630 ♪ Hili halijawahi kukutokea ♪ 1873 01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:42,590 ♪ Sikupata mtu kwa ajili yangu, ila wewe ♪ 1874 01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:43,920 Mchezaji 2 ni Dheema. 1875 01:37:44,050 --> 01:37:48,710 Kila anapofungua simu yake, anapaswa pata ujumbe LIK imefanikiwa 100%. 1876 01:37:49,010 --> 01:37:51,050 Kubadilisha hali ya dhahabu ya Dheema kwa hadhi ya almasi... 1877 01:37:51,090 --> 01:37:53,840 pata watu mashuhuri 4 wamtumie maombi. 1878 01:37:54,010 --> 01:37:55,920 Anapaswa kuendelea kukutana na watu. 1879 01:38:00,210 --> 01:38:05,170 ♪ Wewe ni mchawi… Mimi ndiye moyo usiotulia ♪ 1880 01:38:05,380 --> 01:38:06,130 ♪ ninaimba ♪ 1881 01:38:06,170 --> 01:38:11,170 ♪ Sihitaji chochote chako… Upendo wako pekee unatosha ♪ 1882 01:38:11,260 --> 01:38:12,090 ♪ Kila mtu aimbe ♪ 1883 01:38:12,170 --> 01:38:17,050 ♪ Wewe ni mchawi… Mimi ndiye moyo usiotulia ♪ 1884 01:38:18,210 --> 01:38:23,010 ♪ Sihitaji chochote chako… Upendo wako pekee unatosha ♪ 1885 01:38:24,090 --> 01:38:29,210 ♪ Wewe ni mchawi… Mimi ndiye moyo usiotulia ♪ 1886 01:38:30,300 --> 01:38:35,420 ♪ Sihitaji chochote chako… Upendo wako pekee unatosha ♪ 1887 01:38:36,300 --> 01:38:41,550 ♪ Wewe ni mchawi… Mimi ndiye moyo usiotulia ♪ 1888 01:38:42,170 --> 01:38:47,380 ♪ Sihitaji chochote chako… Upendo wako pekee unatosha ♪ 1889 01:38:47,590 --> 01:38:50,340 ♪ Sikupata mtu kwa ajili yangu, ila wewe ♪ 1890 01:38:50,630 --> 01:38:53,460 ♪ Hili halijawahi kukutokea ♪ 1891 01:38:53,590 --> 01:38:56,550 ♪ Sikupata mtu kwa ajili yangu, ila wewe ♪ 1892 01:38:56,550 --> 01:38:59,300 ♪ Hili halijawahi kukutokea ♪ 1893 01:38:59,550 --> 01:39:02,510 ♪ Sikupata mtu kwa ajili yangu, ila wewe ♪ 1894 01:39:03,590 --> 01:39:06,630 Mchezaji 3, Vibe Vassey. 1895 01:39:07,630 --> 01:39:09,340 Haijalishi anasihi au kujaribu kiasi gani. 1896 01:39:09,710 --> 01:39:11,010 Machapisho yake hayapaswi kufika popote. 1897 01:39:11,050 --> 01:39:12,170 Chuja na uwazuie. 1898 01:39:12,670 --> 01:39:14,590 Amri za LIK pekee ndizo zitafuatwa. 1899 01:39:14,710 --> 01:39:18,170 Bila kujali mazingira, Vibe Vassey na Dheema hawapaswi kuungana tena. 1900 01:39:19,590 --> 01:39:22,670 Mheshimiwa, kundi lake ni Rais wa Chama cha MEMES cha Tamil Nadu. 1901 01:39:22,800 --> 01:39:23,840 Ni wavulana mkali! 1902 01:39:23,880 --> 01:39:25,590 Lakini nilimweleza kila kitu Kuhusu Vibe Vasu. 1903 01:39:25,710 --> 01:39:26,880 Habari, mimi ni Parimal! 1904 01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:29,130 Loo, jamani, yeye ni nani? 1905 01:39:29,210 --> 01:39:30,210 Yeye ni mpenzi wangu. 1906 01:39:30,800 --> 01:39:32,460 Roboti! Mtu wa kibinadamu. 1907 01:39:33,340 --> 01:39:36,130 Kwa hiyo, yeye si mwanamke halisi. 1908 01:39:36,300 --> 01:39:37,130 Hapana, sivyo! 1909 01:39:37,130 --> 01:39:38,920 Unatoa vifurushi gani katika MEME hasi? 1910 01:39:39,050 --> 01:39:41,840 Akram, Vakram, Ukram. 1911 01:39:41,880 --> 01:39:42,550 Ni nini? 1912 01:39:42,630 --> 01:39:45,590 Viwango vya uharibifu kupitia MEMEs. 1913 01:39:45,710 --> 01:39:46,630 Eleza, Akram. 1914 01:39:46,760 --> 01:39:50,050 Chochote unachounda kwa uzuri ... 1915 01:39:50,170 --> 01:39:53,050 -Tunazigeuza kuwa MEME mbaya. -Mke! 1916 01:39:53,380 --> 01:39:55,010 - Na ubadilishe hadithi. -Miss you. 1917 01:39:55,960 --> 01:39:56,670 Vakram? 1918 01:39:57,630 --> 01:39:59,260 Unataka nikufanyie kazi? 1919 01:40:00,420 --> 01:40:02,340 Wewe ni umbo la kibinadamu la uzuri wa kimungu. 1920 01:40:02,510 --> 01:40:04,670 Chochote unachoumba kwa usafi... 1921 01:40:04,840 --> 01:40:08,170 Tunazigeuza kuwa MEME chafu. 1922 01:40:08,210 --> 01:40:08,880 Ukram? 1923 01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:10,670 Siwezi kuamini kwamba roboti zinaweza kuwa moto sana. 1924 01:40:10,760 --> 01:40:12,050 Eleza, Ukram! 1925 01:40:13,460 --> 01:40:20,510 Katika kifurushi hiki tunahusika binafsi kuchimba uchafu na kuwaangamiza. 1926 01:40:21,130 --> 01:40:22,090 Nahitaji hiyo. 1927 01:40:22,170 --> 01:40:25,550 Humtaki huyo rafiki. Ni hatari sana. 1928 01:40:25,590 --> 01:40:26,380 Tu-- 1929 01:40:27,420 --> 01:40:29,090 Ukram! Umeelewa Rafiki! 1930 01:40:29,210 --> 01:40:31,630 Wavulana, Vibe Vasu, Ukram! 1931 01:40:31,880 --> 01:40:32,510 Kapoor! 1932 01:40:32,800 --> 01:40:33,550 Mjomba! 1933 01:40:34,300 --> 01:40:35,800 Yeye ndiye mechi inayofaa kwake. 1934 01:40:37,460 --> 01:40:40,710 Katika harakati za kushinda changamoto, anaweza kupoteza maishani. 1935 01:40:40,920 --> 01:40:42,710 Angalau nyie mnamfanya aelewe. 1936 01:40:43,050 --> 01:40:46,010 Vasu, kama baba yako alivyosema, Kalki ni mechi yako... 1937 01:40:46,210 --> 01:40:48,260 -Halo! -Tafadhali usinitie aibu. 1938 01:40:48,710 --> 01:40:52,300 Anakupuuza, bado unamfuata bila haya. 1939 01:40:52,340 --> 01:40:54,130 - Hey, unajua nini hata? - Najua, jamani! 1940 01:40:54,340 --> 01:40:55,630 Kwamba mimi ni mechi sahihi kwako. 1941 01:40:56,920 --> 01:41:00,340 Siku hiyo, na alama ya 93%, Niligundua tulikuwa mechi kamili. 1942 01:41:00,460 --> 01:41:02,050 - Usifikirie ... -Huelewi. 1943 01:41:02,260 --> 01:41:04,340 Ni kwa sababu mimi niko karibu nawe kila wakati. 1944 01:41:05,210 --> 01:41:05,920 Nitaondoka! 1945 01:41:06,260 --> 01:41:10,300 Sina kujistahi kuomba mapenzi. 1946 01:41:10,340 --> 01:41:10,800 Habari! 1947 01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:13,130 Mbona anaongea kama mjinga? 1948 01:41:13,130 --> 01:41:15,630 Jamani, yeye si mjinga. Kalki ndiye mechi inayofaa kwako. 1949 01:41:33,670 --> 01:41:34,550 Njoo, kila mtu. 1950 01:41:34,550 --> 01:41:36,510 -Fanya haraka! -Nyie endeleeni. 1951 01:41:36,590 --> 01:41:37,800 Haraka! 1952 01:41:37,840 --> 01:41:39,550 -Nitarudisha wakati huo huo kesho. - Sawa, bwana. 1953 01:41:40,300 --> 01:41:42,880 Kama nilivyoeleza, alikamatwa organically. 1954 01:41:42,920 --> 01:41:44,880 Tumia fursa hii kumwangusha. 1955 01:41:47,630 --> 01:41:49,920 Rafiki, wewe ni msanii mzuri. 1956 01:41:50,130 --> 01:41:52,550 Kichaa! Akili, Bro! 1957 01:41:52,880 --> 01:41:55,260 Je! Vibe Vasu anambusu msichana. 1958 01:41:56,300 --> 01:41:58,550 Angalia, kwani hakuna kamera ndani ulimwengu wa kikaboni, anafurahiya. 1959 01:41:58,630 --> 01:42:00,340 Ulidai kuwa ni rafiki yako... 1960 01:42:00,550 --> 01:42:03,210 Lakini wewe ni passionately kumbusu yake. 1961 01:42:16,760 --> 01:42:18,510 -LIK...-Ndiyo, Dheema. 1962 01:42:19,420 --> 01:42:21,300 Je, unanidanganya? 1963 01:42:21,670 --> 01:42:24,880 Dheema, LIK itapendekeza yale tu yaliyo mazuri kwako. 1964 01:42:25,170 --> 01:42:28,880 Kisha kwa nini inaumiza ninapotazama video hii? 1965 01:42:29,130 --> 01:42:31,800 Ni kwa sababu Vibe Vasu alidanganya kila mtu... 1966 01:42:31,880 --> 01:42:34,420 na kufurahiya na upendo wake, ambaye anadai kuwa ni rafiki. 1967 01:42:34,630 --> 01:42:36,920 Lakini ni wewe unayenuna hapa. 1968 01:42:37,340 --> 01:42:39,840 Uko sahihi. Sipaswi kununa. 1969 01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:41,840 -Hupaswi, Dheema. -Sipaswi. 1970 01:42:42,010 --> 01:42:44,010 Hiyo ni kweli. Ninapaswa kukasirika badala yake. 1971 01:42:44,090 --> 01:42:45,590 Ndio, lazima uwe na hasira. 1972 01:42:52,170 --> 01:42:54,340 Lakini kwa nini bado nalia? 1973 01:42:55,630 --> 01:42:57,350 Kwa nini ninaumia? 1974 01:42:57,920 --> 01:42:59,550 Mbona nakasirika sana? 1975 01:42:59,710 --> 01:43:01,260 Kwa nini inaumiza? 1976 01:43:01,380 --> 01:43:02,510 Niambie, LIK. 1977 01:43:02,670 --> 01:43:04,330 Ni kwa sababu wewe ni mjinga. Mjinga! 1978 01:43:04,630 --> 01:43:06,130 Nilipendekeza wasifu mwingi unaostahiki. 1979 01:43:06,210 --> 01:43:08,130 Lakini wewe ni sulking juu yake. 1980 01:43:08,460 --> 01:43:08,910 Mpumbavu! 1981 01:43:10,460 --> 01:43:11,670 -LIK? -Je! 1982 01:43:11,880 --> 01:43:14,300 -Kwa nini unakuwa mkorofi? -Unatarajia nini kingine? 1983 01:43:14,630 --> 01:43:15,590 Nini kingine unatarajia? 1984 01:43:16,090 --> 01:43:16,710 Bwana! 1985 01:43:18,300 --> 01:43:19,300 Lo, hapana! 1986 01:43:24,090 --> 01:43:25,090 Dheema, samahani sana. 1987 01:43:25,130 --> 01:43:27,050 Dheema, usiwe na shaka! Pole, mpendwa. 1988 01:43:27,090 --> 01:43:28,550 -Bwana, uliruka bunduki. - Unaondoka. 1989 01:43:28,590 --> 01:43:29,510 Sawa, bwana. 1990 01:43:30,460 --> 01:43:31,800 Dh-- Dh-- Dheema! 1991 01:43:31,920 --> 01:43:33,800 -Samahani. - Usizungumze nami. 1992 01:43:33,880 --> 01:43:35,460 -Dheema! - Bwana, bwana. 1993 01:43:35,460 --> 01:43:38,170 - Bwana, alikata simu. -Pattumaa! Pattumaa! 1994 01:43:44,420 --> 01:43:46,760 -Pattuma! - Bwana, nakuhurumia. 1995 01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:47,760 Pattuma. 1996 01:43:48,050 --> 01:43:51,590 Mkuu, sasa umeelewa baada ya kumfokea. 1997 01:43:54,340 --> 01:43:55,000 Puppyma... 1998 01:43:56,440 --> 01:43:56,830 LIK 1999 01:43:58,920 --> 01:44:00,380 Dheema! Dheema, Dheema. 2000 01:44:00,760 --> 01:44:01,960 Nenda kwenye hali ya DND. 2001 01:44:02,050 --> 01:44:03,840 Hapana, hapana, hapana. Tafadhali nisikilize. 2002 01:44:03,880 --> 01:44:05,380 D N D 2003 01:44:05,420 --> 01:44:07,380 Hali ya kimya imewashwa. 2004 01:44:08,340 --> 01:44:09,130 Potelea mbali! 2005 01:44:10,090 --> 01:44:11,420 Unaendelea kupoteza! 2006 01:44:23,260 --> 01:44:25,800 Usiamini kila kitu unachokiona. Ninasema ukweli. 2007 01:44:25,840 --> 01:44:27,670 Nilikuwa nawasihi watuunge mkono. 2008 01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:29,800 Wanatushambulia kikatili bila dhamiri. 2009 01:44:29,880 --> 01:44:32,590 Historia ni ushahidi, mtu yeyote ambaye aliamua kupigana kwenye mitandao ya kijamii... 2010 01:44:33,710 --> 01:44:37,460 au nani anachimba maoni ya kusoma haijawahi kuwa na furaha. 2011 01:44:37,760 --> 01:44:39,340 Wanajiinamia chini sana kutudhalilisha. 2012 01:44:39,340 --> 01:44:41,880 Maoni yanatoka ambao wanatujali sana. 2013 01:44:42,010 --> 01:44:42,760 Sasa watatupigia kelele. 2014 01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:44,800 Lakini wanapojifunza ukweli hao ndio watatuunga mkono. 2015 01:44:45,170 --> 01:44:50,460 Kwa hiyo, usifadhaike sana kwamba wanatupigia kelele. 2016 01:44:50,590 --> 01:44:52,510 -Siku moja, watakupenda. -Lini? 2017 01:44:52,670 --> 01:44:57,080 Kisha usichangamke sana na kuwapenda tena. 2018 01:44:57,380 --> 01:44:59,050 Tunajua ukweli! 2019 01:44:59,380 --> 01:45:00,910 Kwa nini tunapaswa kuogopa chochote? 2020 01:45:05,920 --> 01:45:09,340 Rafiki, shika neno langu. Hakuna njia Dheema nae watarudiana. 2021 01:45:09,420 --> 01:45:11,760 Amekuwa akitudanganya kwa kutuma video hasi. 2022 01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:15,070 Dheema alithibitisha hilo kwenye video moja kwamba LIK ni muhimu katika mapenzi. 2023 01:45:16,460 --> 01:45:19,420 Bro, nini kilitokea katika siku 10 zilizopita? 2024 01:45:19,460 --> 01:45:21,380 Wafuasi milioni tano zimeongezwa. 2025 01:45:21,510 --> 01:45:24,510 Tumetoka milioni 39 hadi milioni 44, Suryan. 2026 01:45:24,800 --> 01:45:26,510 Bravo binadamu! Vizuri sana! 2027 01:45:26,550 --> 01:45:29,090 Hasi! Kasi ya hasi. 2028 01:45:29,210 --> 01:45:31,010 Mabishano yaliyozua hadharani ina ufikiaji mzuri. 2029 01:45:31,260 --> 01:45:32,010 Ndiyo, bwana. 2030 01:45:36,420 --> 01:45:37,920 Kalki, dakika moja. 2031 01:45:39,050 --> 01:45:40,630 - Tafadhali simama kwa dakika. -Ni nini? 2032 01:45:44,670 --> 01:45:45,550 Unafanya nini? 2033 01:45:46,510 --> 01:45:47,650 Ninaelewa kinachoendelea. Tafadhali acha. 2034 01:45:52,670 --> 01:45:54,090 -Je, nikubusu? - Acha, Vas. 2035 01:45:54,510 --> 01:45:56,420 -Unafanya nini? -Unafikiri unaweza kunibusu? 2036 01:45:56,880 --> 01:45:59,090 Anafuata programu hiyo isiyo na akili. 2037 01:45:59,130 --> 01:46:00,960 Kwa nini unanitesa pia? 2038 01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:05,420 Watu wameafikiana maana halisi ya urafiki. 2039 01:46:07,050 --> 01:46:09,010 Rafiki bora, rafiki, marafiki. 2040 01:46:09,420 --> 01:46:11,920 Wameharibu maana ya maneno haya. 2041 01:46:12,010 --> 01:46:12,800 Sisi sio wao! 2042 01:46:14,260 --> 01:46:16,170 Sisi ni marafiki wa kweli, Kalki. 2043 01:46:18,380 --> 01:46:19,880 Wapenzi, tuachane. 2044 01:46:20,510 --> 01:46:22,460 Mume na mke, talaka. 2045 01:46:23,130 --> 01:46:27,340 Kwa sababu marafiki ni wa maisha hakuna neno linalopatikana. 2046 01:46:30,050 --> 01:46:33,210 Nina hakika kuwa hutaniacha hata kama wengine wanafanya. 2047 01:46:33,510 --> 01:46:34,800 Ni kwa sababu sisi ni marafiki. 2048 01:46:37,550 --> 01:46:38,300 Marafiki! 2049 01:46:41,460 --> 01:46:42,460 Tafadhali elewa. 2050 01:46:51,960 --> 01:46:53,260 Halo, ni Kalki! 2051 01:46:54,630 --> 01:46:56,260 Jamani, watu, Kalki yuko hapa. 2052 01:46:56,340 --> 01:46:58,590 Vibe Vasu na mimi ni marafiki milele. 2053 01:46:58,710 --> 01:47:00,670 Lakini Programu hii ilinichanganya pia. 2054 01:47:00,840 --> 01:47:02,380 Hivi ndivyo ilivyowachanganya nyote. 2055 01:47:02,510 --> 01:47:07,510 Hii sio 2025, wakati tunaweza kupata kudanganywa na picha na video hizi za AI. 2056 01:47:07,880 --> 01:47:09,380 Nini, Bro, Suryan, Bro? 2057 01:47:10,300 --> 01:47:11,170 Kwa nini, Bro? 2058 01:47:11,260 --> 01:47:13,800 Ni kwa sababu ya watu kama hawa kwamba teknolojia inatumiwa vibaya. 2059 01:47:14,010 --> 01:47:15,510 Suriya, hii sio lazima. 2060 01:47:15,670 --> 01:47:17,510 Cheza haki, Suryan. Makosa sana. 2061 01:47:17,630 --> 01:47:19,760 Habari, watu, lazima ujue kitu. 2062 01:47:20,010 --> 01:47:22,090 Sikuunda video ya Vibe Vasu. 2063 01:47:22,210 --> 01:47:23,760 Sikuiumba. Lazima aliumba kwa kutumia AI-- 2064 01:47:23,800 --> 01:47:24,800 Ikiwa hutaacha, Nitairudia. 2065 01:47:24,840 --> 01:47:25,920 - Ramesh bila mpangilio! -Usiliite jina langu. 2066 01:47:25,960 --> 01:47:27,260 -Sitapiga simu. - Kwa nini ungefanya hivi? 2067 01:47:27,260 --> 01:47:28,670 -Kwa nini unaweza kuunda programu kama hiyo? -Kutty Kuyil. 2068 01:47:29,170 --> 01:47:31,380 - Tafadhali zungumza kama msichana, mpendwa. - Halo, Suryan! 2069 01:47:31,550 --> 01:47:32,800 -Kunjako! -Unajua hata uaminifu ni nini? 2070 01:47:32,800 --> 01:47:34,210 Kunjacko, tafadhali elewa. 2071 01:47:34,800 --> 01:47:37,170 Kunjack, sikufanya hivyo. 2072 01:47:37,460 --> 01:47:39,670 Alifanya kweli na akanilaumu, imeundwa kupitia AI. 2073 01:47:39,880 --> 01:47:41,170 Umeielewa vibaya. 2074 01:47:41,300 --> 01:47:44,050 - Ninasema ukweli. - Unasema uwongo! 2075 01:47:44,090 --> 01:47:45,710 Tafadhali elewa. Nasema ukweli. 2076 01:47:45,880 --> 01:47:48,380 -Hi, keki zangu ndogo za wali...-Haitoshi nishati. Kuchukua moja zaidi. 2077 01:47:48,460 --> 01:47:50,800 -Hi, vyakula vyangu vya kupendeza...-Kwa nini unaonekana mtupu? 2078 01:47:50,880 --> 01:47:52,010 Nikupigie wimbo? 2079 01:47:52,090 --> 01:47:54,880 LIK, kuna njia ya kubadilisha sauti yako? 2080 01:47:55,010 --> 01:47:56,550 Ni sauti rasmi ya LIK. 2081 01:47:56,800 --> 01:47:58,010 Hakuna anayeweza kuibadilisha. 2082 01:47:58,090 --> 01:48:00,710 Kwa nini, Dheema? Nini kilitokea? Je, hupendi sauti yangu? 2083 01:48:02,460 --> 01:48:03,300 Jamani! 2084 01:48:04,050 --> 01:48:07,670 Nahitaji kufanya mazungumzo naye. 2085 01:48:07,760 --> 01:48:10,920 Kwa kweli, ninahitaji mazungumzo moja mazuri. 2086 01:48:11,090 --> 01:48:11,880 Ulisema nini? 2087 01:48:12,920 --> 01:48:14,960 Mazungumzo moja mazuri 2088 01:48:15,380 --> 01:48:18,300 Unajua, sawa, yeye hawasikii wanadamu. 2089 01:48:18,550 --> 01:48:21,380 Haijalishi suala hilo ni dogo kiasi gani... 2090 01:48:21,510 --> 01:48:23,670 tukikaa uso kwa uso, wakitazamana machoni 2091 01:48:23,800 --> 01:48:27,420 na ikiwa tunasema ukweli bila kuendesha 2092 01:48:27,420 --> 01:48:28,630 moja kwa moja kutoka moyoni mwetu 2093 01:48:28,710 --> 01:48:33,630 Hata kama mtu mwingine hana uhakika, mazungumzo moja mazuri yatarekebisha kila kitu. 2094 01:48:33,920 --> 01:48:35,030 Ili hilo litokee... 2095 01:48:35,670 --> 01:48:36,520 ...anapaswa kuwa karibu yangu. 2096 01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:39,510 Basi tu hawezi kumsikia adui yangu. 2097 01:48:39,960 --> 01:48:40,630 Suryan, unamaanisha? 2098 01:48:42,960 --> 01:48:43,600 Hapana, sauti yangu. 2099 01:48:45,210 --> 01:48:46,780 Sauti yangu iliyopachikwa kwenye simu. 2100 01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:51,090 Anaweza kunisikia pale tu asiposikia sauti yangu ya simu. 2101 01:48:51,260 --> 01:48:53,510 Ikiwa itabidi asikie sauti yangu ya kweli ... 2102 01:48:53,630 --> 01:48:56,130 lazima awe karibu yangu na kuingia katika ulimwengu wa kikaboni. 2103 01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:57,880 Tafadhali fanya kitu. 2104 01:48:58,380 --> 01:48:59,460 Mtu mmoja tu anaweza kufanya hili kutokea. 2105 01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:01,460 - Hey, usiruhusu mtu yeyote apite. - Sawa, Vibe. 2106 01:49:01,590 --> 01:49:03,090 Moyo wako wa neema itakuweka furaha daima. 2107 01:49:03,090 --> 01:49:04,260 Kusubiri twist ya njama. 2108 01:49:04,670 --> 01:49:05,210 Habari! 2109 01:49:06,090 --> 01:49:07,340 Alinieleza. 2110 01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:10,170 Lazima atengeneze chapisho chokoleti ya Ganjan. 2111 01:49:10,590 --> 01:49:12,300 - Ndio, Bro. -Mkamate. 2112 01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:14,300 -Kisha mlete hapa. -Ndiyo! 2113 01:49:14,420 --> 01:49:16,420 - Jaribu na ubadilishe moyo wake. -Sahihi! 2114 01:49:17,130 --> 01:49:19,760 Baada ya hapo, utainua bendera yako ya upendo. 2115 01:49:20,170 --> 01:49:22,210 Mwishowe, utanigeuza kuwa mtu aliyeshindwa. 2116 01:49:23,010 --> 01:49:25,920 Unawezaje kufanikiwa wakati rafiki wazi kama mimi yupo? 2117 01:49:26,050 --> 01:49:28,550 - Jamani, anaruka sasa. - Nyamaza, mpumbavu wewe! 2118 01:49:28,760 --> 01:49:31,170 - Hakuna maana ya kuzungumza-- - Hey, uso wenye huzuni! 2119 01:49:32,210 --> 01:49:32,750 Njoo hapa. 2120 01:49:33,340 --> 01:49:34,170 -Njoo! -Ni nini? 2121 01:49:34,260 --> 01:49:35,800 Naona unampenda kwa dhati. 2122 01:49:39,340 --> 01:49:40,420 nitakusaidia. 2123 01:49:41,920 --> 01:49:43,540 Kwa ajili yako tu, nitamleta hapa. 2124 01:49:44,090 --> 01:49:44,760 Sawa? 2125 01:49:45,340 --> 01:49:47,010 Sisi ni marafiki wazi, dude. 2126 01:49:47,760 --> 01:49:49,300 - Sio adui yako. -Asante. 2127 01:49:49,630 --> 01:49:50,420 Furaha yangu. 2128 01:49:50,590 --> 01:49:52,210 - Kuwa na furaha. - Jambo la hakika. 2129 01:49:53,590 --> 01:49:54,960 Unaweza kuwa na furaha hadi lini? 2130 01:49:56,670 --> 01:49:58,170 Anyway, mtagombana na kuachana. 2131 01:49:58,340 --> 01:49:59,800 Kisha, nitaingia. 2132 01:50:00,170 --> 01:50:03,630 Unaweza kuolewa na pia kuachwa. 2133 01:50:04,920 --> 01:50:05,880 Kisha, nitaingia. 2134 01:50:05,960 --> 01:50:09,840 Katika kesi, kama maisha yako ya ndoa kukupeleka kaburini... 2135 01:50:10,800 --> 01:50:11,880 Yaani ukifa! 2136 01:50:14,630 --> 01:50:15,860 Sio kama wewe ni mtu asiyeweza kufa. 2137 01:50:17,380 --> 01:50:18,630 Kisha, nitaingia. 2138 01:50:18,880 --> 01:50:19,800 Usijali, Rafiki. 2139 01:50:20,170 --> 01:50:21,830 Huwezi kufahamu mawazo yangu, sawa? 2140 01:50:23,300 --> 01:50:25,420 Hiyo ndiyo tunaita Open Friends. 2141 01:50:26,050 --> 01:50:27,170 Yeye haangalii. 2142 01:50:28,010 --> 01:50:28,550 Gan-- 2143 01:50:29,880 --> 01:50:31,010 Chokoleti za Ganjan. 2144 01:50:31,960 --> 01:50:33,510 Chokoleti nzuri za afya. 2145 01:50:33,840 --> 01:50:34,800 Tazama hapa, Dheema. 2146 01:50:47,050 --> 01:50:49,360 Wanaomba reel moja tu. Je, tutafanya hivyo? 2147 01:50:51,210 --> 01:50:52,090 Nachukua bite nyingine. 2148 01:50:53,550 --> 01:50:54,080 Moja... 2149 01:50:55,090 --> 01:50:55,760 Moja... 2150 01:51:03,300 --> 01:51:04,090 Jolly? 2151 01:51:04,590 --> 01:51:06,170 Kwa nini unaakibisha? 2152 01:51:06,460 --> 01:51:07,300 Jolly! 2153 01:51:07,630 --> 01:51:09,880 Haya, hawaulizi mengi. 2154 01:51:10,380 --> 01:51:11,380 Reel moja tu. 2155 01:51:12,050 --> 01:51:13,420 Si ndio wanauliza? 2156 01:51:13,840 --> 01:51:18,880 Je! utafanya reel, au nimpe huyu mama yako? 2157 01:51:19,050 --> 01:51:20,630 Jambo, chipsi zangu tamu kidogo. 2158 01:51:20,630 --> 01:51:22,630 Leo, nina Chokoleti ya Ganjan. 2159 01:51:22,800 --> 01:51:27,170 Zinatengenezwa kutoka kwa kakao iliyochaguliwa kwa mkono kutoka misitu ya Idukki. 2160 01:51:27,300 --> 01:51:30,130 Ifuatayo tuna Vijiti vya Uvumba vya Ganjan. 2161 01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:33,710 Harufu yake inalevya. 2162 01:51:35,510 --> 01:51:36,840 Madam, tafadhali kuwa serious. 2163 01:51:37,130 --> 01:51:38,340 Nenda na ulishe samaki. 2164 01:51:38,840 --> 01:51:39,630 Vitafunio vya manukato, unamaanisha? 2165 01:51:39,710 --> 01:51:40,460 Hufanyi hivyo. 2166 01:51:40,840 --> 01:51:42,590 Badala yake, unasafisha kinyesi cha ndege. 2167 01:51:42,800 --> 01:51:44,670 - Weka saini hii. - Shit! Kazi ya choo. 2168 01:51:44,840 --> 01:51:46,010 Weka simu yako ndani yake. 2169 01:51:58,130 --> 01:51:59,090 Nitakukosa. 2170 01:52:12,260 --> 01:52:12,640 Mama! 2171 01:52:14,590 --> 01:52:15,760 Nilikamatwa, Mama. 2172 01:52:15,880 --> 01:52:16,670 Samahani, Mama. 2173 01:52:16,710 --> 01:52:18,840 Uwe na uhakika, Ninasimamia wafuasi wako kwa uangalifu. 2174 01:52:19,050 --> 01:52:21,760 Kusahau kuhusu hilo. Habari yako? 2175 01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:24,510 Nini kilitokea? 2176 01:52:24,590 --> 01:52:26,010 Huonekani vizuri sana. 2177 01:52:26,210 --> 01:52:27,760 Je, hukula kwa wakati? 2178 01:52:27,960 --> 01:52:29,210 Kulala kwa wakati. 2179 01:52:29,380 --> 01:52:31,340 Macho yako yamelegea. 2180 01:52:31,590 --> 01:52:33,710 Nimekukumbuka sana Dheema. 2181 01:52:36,010 --> 01:52:37,010 Mimi pia. 2182 01:52:39,090 --> 01:52:40,340 Nakupenda, Puppyma! 2183 01:52:41,130 --> 01:52:42,670 Nimekumiss sana! 2184 01:52:46,300 --> 01:52:47,800 Ulituma kamera ya zamani ya kijasusi. 2185 01:52:48,920 --> 01:52:50,170 "Mchanganyiko wa mapenzi." 2186 01:52:50,340 --> 01:52:52,880 Nilikupa kichwa kizuri. Lakini hiyo haitoshi kwako. 2187 01:52:54,260 --> 01:52:59,010 Mtu anayecheza haki hupata heshima zaidi kuliko mtu anayeshinda tu kombe. 2188 01:52:59,550 --> 01:53:00,380 Inaeleweka! 2189 01:53:00,670 --> 01:53:03,300 Nini Bro? Kwanini Bro? 2190 01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:07,380 Ikiwa Dheema na Vibe Vasu watapatana... 2191 01:53:07,420 --> 01:53:08,880 nani angeamini LIK? 2192 01:53:08,960 --> 01:53:10,300 Makosa sana, Bro! 2193 01:53:12,130 --> 01:53:13,010 Bwana, tumpige. 2194 01:53:13,130 --> 01:53:14,550 - Wacha tuingie ndani ya Ulimwengu wa Kikaboni. -Subiri! 2195 01:53:14,590 --> 01:53:16,260 Bwana, tafadhali nisikilize. 2196 01:53:16,420 --> 01:53:21,010 -Nitazungumza naye.-Usiwaamini wanawake. 2197 01:53:21,340 --> 01:53:24,920 -Nenda! Zungumza naye.-Nilikuonya vya kutosha, Suryan. 2198 01:53:25,300 --> 01:53:26,880 Halo, tafadhali nisikilize. 2199 01:53:26,920 --> 01:53:28,840 Suryan anataka kuzungumza na wewe. 2200 01:53:28,840 --> 01:53:30,630 - Tafadhali msikilize mara moja. -Siwezi kuifanya. 2201 01:53:30,670 --> 01:53:33,840 Jamani! Bwana, endelea. Nitamleta kwenye mkutano. 2202 01:53:34,010 --> 01:53:35,090 Je, una uhakika? 2203 01:53:35,170 --> 01:53:37,550 Tafadhali njoo kwenye mkutano. Kwaheri! 2204 01:53:37,920 --> 01:53:40,350 Jamani, anatuita tusihi. 2205 01:53:41,380 --> 01:53:44,380 Ikiwa tutairekodi na kuipakia, itakua virusi. 2206 01:53:44,760 --> 01:53:46,170 Nitairekodi. Usijali. 2207 01:53:46,300 --> 01:53:49,380 Halo, Subbu, hakuna CCTV hapa. 2208 01:53:49,630 --> 01:53:53,260 Lakini genius huyu hapa amejipamba na kamera 30. 2209 01:53:53,340 --> 01:53:55,050 -Nyoa kamera zote. -Mbili kwenye kifua. 2210 01:53:55,960 --> 01:53:56,800 Moja kwenye ukanda. 2211 01:53:56,880 --> 01:53:59,090 Na-- Kwa nini uweke kamera hapa? 2212 01:54:00,010 --> 01:54:01,380 Moja imewekwa kwenye miwani yako. 2213 01:54:01,420 --> 01:54:02,460 Moja katika masikio. 2214 01:54:02,630 --> 01:54:03,840 Oh, lenzi za mawasiliano. 2215 01:54:03,960 --> 01:54:04,670 Ngoja niangalie. 2216 01:54:05,420 --> 01:54:07,340 Hakuna kamera. Mheshimiwa, yote wazi. 2217 01:54:07,420 --> 01:54:08,050 Hiyo ni nzuri! 2218 01:54:09,510 --> 01:54:11,170 Ni salama. Unaweza kujadili chochote unachotaka. 2219 01:54:11,710 --> 01:54:12,760 -Halo, bwana. -Hi! 2220 01:54:13,550 --> 01:54:15,160 - Uko hapa kuniomba? -Halo! 2221 01:54:16,010 --> 01:54:16,880 Kukosa heshima. 2222 01:54:16,880 --> 01:54:18,380 - Omba, omba, omba. - Haya, haya, haya! 2223 01:54:18,590 --> 01:54:19,510 - Omba, omba, omba. - Nyamaza! 2224 01:54:19,550 --> 01:54:20,050 Samahani, bwana! 2225 01:54:20,090 --> 01:54:22,340 -Subbu, umemwona Yesu? - Ndiyo, bwana. 2226 01:54:22,590 --> 01:54:25,420 -Umemuona kaka yake? - Hapana, bwana. 2227 01:54:25,960 --> 01:54:27,050 Leo nitakuwa mimi. 2228 01:54:28,090 --> 01:54:29,090 Hakuna mvutano. 2229 01:54:29,380 --> 01:54:30,210 Amina! 2230 01:54:30,340 --> 01:54:32,550 Leo lazima ujue kuhusu jambo muhimu. 2231 01:54:32,800 --> 01:54:33,260 Ni nini? 2232 01:54:34,170 --> 01:54:35,880 Upendo Uchumi. 2233 01:54:36,050 --> 01:54:37,010 Tafadhali sikiliza kwa makini. 2234 01:54:45,710 --> 01:54:50,670 Vasu, siku ambayo mtu anaanguka kwa upendo ni wakati anaanza kupenda maisha yake. 2235 01:54:50,800 --> 01:54:51,510 Je, unaelewa? 2236 01:54:52,340 --> 01:54:53,960 Ataongeza mpango wa data. 2237 01:54:54,090 --> 01:54:56,210 Labda kununua simu mpya kupiga picha nzuri. 2238 01:54:56,590 --> 01:54:58,800 Mara msichana anaamua kukutana naye ... 2239 01:54:58,840 --> 01:55:00,050 ni wakati ataoga. 2240 01:55:00,300 --> 01:55:03,920 Bidhaa za nywele na mwili anazotumia. 2241 01:55:04,340 --> 01:55:06,630 Deodorants na manukato. 2242 01:55:06,800 --> 01:55:09,670 Kisha nguo na chupi. 2243 01:55:09,710 --> 01:55:11,550 Baadaye baiskeli kwenda tarehe. 2244 01:55:11,800 --> 01:55:13,960 Petroli kwa baiskeli. Miwani ya jua kwa uso wake. 2245 01:55:14,050 --> 01:55:15,550 Maua ili kumpendeza. 2246 01:55:16,260 --> 01:55:18,170 - Haya, haya! -Kiti chako hakipo! 2247 01:55:19,760 --> 01:55:23,380 Kisha kubarizi kwenye duka la kahawa, au ufukweni au ukumbi wa sinema. 2248 01:55:23,460 --> 01:55:26,510 Ikiwa tarehe inakwenda vizuri kisha kitabu Lola kwenda nje. 2249 01:55:26,800 --> 01:55:28,130 Kisha, Podo kupumzika vizuri. 2250 01:55:28,210 --> 01:55:30,130 Baadaye ili kurekebisha mambo ... 2251 01:55:30,510 --> 01:55:31,880 matunda kavu, Red Bull, 2252 01:55:32,380 --> 01:55:34,010 Spika kusikiliza muziki. 2253 01:55:34,050 --> 01:55:35,550 Kisha Spotify kupakua nyimbo. 2254 01:55:35,630 --> 01:55:40,090 Kisha kuepuka matangazo yasiyo na akili utanunua kifurushi cha malipo. 2255 01:55:40,210 --> 01:55:42,920 Ikiwa upendo unafanikiwa harusi ya kifahari kwenye ukumbi wa harusi. 2256 01:55:43,010 --> 01:55:44,800 Ikiwa talaka itapungua kwa TASMAC. 2257 01:55:45,130 --> 01:55:47,840 Kukutana na msichana mwingine anapaswa kuoga tena. 2258 01:55:47,920 --> 01:55:50,710 Kuoga moja hadi nyingine ni mzunguko mbaya. 2259 01:55:50,960 --> 01:55:53,380 LIK ina jukumu muhimu katika mzunguko huu wa mapenzi... 2260 01:55:53,510 --> 01:55:56,420 maisha na biashara nyingi kufanya maisha yao. 2261 01:55:56,880 --> 01:55:59,260 Bado, kama wewe ni mkali kuwa na Dheema... 2262 01:55:59,300 --> 01:56:00,670 italemaza kila mtu. 2263 01:56:00,760 --> 01:56:01,760 Je, si ni makosa? 2264 01:56:02,510 --> 01:56:04,510 - Ni makosa, bwana. - Ndio, tafadhali wahurumie. 2265 01:56:04,920 --> 01:56:06,090 Nifanye nini bwana? 2266 01:56:06,300 --> 01:56:09,170 Sitaki Dheema. LIK ni sawa kila wakati. 2267 01:56:09,710 --> 01:56:12,050 Na Vibe Vassey. Tafadhali pakia chapisho. 2268 01:56:12,170 --> 01:56:12,630 LIK. 2269 01:56:14,210 --> 01:56:17,010 Badala yake, niseme kama ulivyopendekeza hapo awali? 2270 01:56:17,130 --> 01:56:17,760 Jinsi gani? 2271 01:56:17,800 --> 01:56:20,010 Mashariki au Magharibi, LIK ndiyo bora zaidi. 2272 01:56:20,300 --> 01:56:20,920 Huyo! 2273 01:56:21,510 --> 01:56:24,710 Mheshimiwa, ninamaanisha kweli. Ilisikika ya kupendeza na nzuri. 2274 01:56:26,090 --> 01:56:26,760 Je! 2275 01:56:27,550 --> 01:56:28,880 Niseme? 2276 01:56:28,920 --> 01:56:30,510 -Je! Je, mimi? -Sema! 2277 01:56:30,590 --> 01:56:31,340 Sema! 2278 01:56:42,420 --> 01:56:45,630 Mheshimiwa, sitaki mantiki hii. Nataka Dheema tu. 2279 01:56:48,800 --> 01:56:49,800 Ndugu wa Yesu. 2280 01:56:51,460 --> 01:56:52,260 Nitaondoka. 2281 01:56:52,510 --> 01:56:53,300 Vasu! 2282 01:56:55,880 --> 01:56:58,010 Wao ni muungano wa mahekalu yote nchini India. 2283 01:56:58,090 --> 01:56:59,630 Tutakuombea katika mahekalu yote. 2284 01:56:59,670 --> 01:57:02,260 -Wafadhili wa nguo zako zote... - Tunakuomba, bwana, tafadhali. 2285 01:57:02,380 --> 01:57:02,960 Tafadhali fanya hili kwa ajili yetu. 2286 01:57:03,010 --> 01:57:04,460 Wanatoka katika timu za Lola na Podo. 2287 01:57:04,550 --> 01:57:06,170 Kutana na shirika la fritters za pwani. 2288 01:57:06,300 --> 01:57:07,300 -Likizo za GT. -Salamu! 2289 01:57:07,380 --> 01:57:09,550 -SKORE ustawi wa kibinafsi. - Samahani, bwana. 2290 01:57:09,800 --> 01:57:11,380 Bwana, sisi ni wapangaji wa harusi. 2291 01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:13,920 Tutakupa kilicho bora zaidi honeymoon na vifurushi vya harusi. 2292 01:57:13,960 --> 01:57:14,840 - Tafadhali ukubali-- - Jamani wewe! 2293 01:57:15,420 --> 01:57:18,420 Mwana, tunatoka kwenye chama cha fritters cha pwani. 2294 01:57:18,420 --> 01:57:19,050 Ndiyo, mwanangu! 2295 01:57:19,130 --> 01:57:22,260 Kwa miaka 5 ijayo tuna mkataba na LIK. 2296 01:57:22,420 --> 01:57:25,170 Tuliwekeza pesa zetu zilizopatikana kwa bidii katika biashara hii. 2297 01:57:25,210 --> 01:57:27,460 Tukipoteza hii tutapoteza maisha yetu. 2298 01:57:27,550 --> 01:57:30,550 Tafadhali zingatia na utusaidie. 2299 01:57:30,590 --> 01:57:31,460 Tafadhali kuwa na neema na kuruhusu kwenda, mwanangu. 2300 01:57:31,590 --> 01:57:33,100 Hakuwakunja wasichana wadogo. 2301 01:57:33,670 --> 01:57:35,630 Lakini anaweza kukunja kwa wanawake wazee. 2302 01:57:36,210 --> 01:57:38,010 Tafadhali elewa na uiache. 2303 01:57:38,130 --> 01:57:39,760 Kwa hivyo, unakubali, mwanangu? 2304 01:57:40,300 --> 01:57:41,210 Nitakubali kwa ajili yako. 2305 01:57:41,210 --> 01:57:43,510 Suryan, Bwana, alikubali. 2306 01:57:45,090 --> 01:57:48,710 Yeye ni kama mjukuu wangu, ndio maana alikubali. 2307 01:57:57,340 --> 01:57:59,590 Bibi, Dheema na mimi nitanunua fritters kutoka kwako. 2308 01:57:59,670 --> 01:58:01,260 Halo, rudi ndani. 2309 01:58:01,340 --> 01:58:03,300 Halo, rudi ndani. 2310 01:58:06,210 --> 01:58:07,090 Vasu! 2311 01:58:10,170 --> 01:58:11,840 Ngoja nikupe ofa... 2312 01:58:12,210 --> 01:58:13,670 ambayo huwezi kukataa. 2313 01:58:13,840 --> 01:58:14,510 Keti chini. 2314 01:58:16,510 --> 01:58:19,010 - Je, unamtambua? - Bila shaka, ni nani asiyeweza. 2315 01:58:19,300 --> 01:58:19,910 Miss Ulaya. 2316 01:58:20,510 --> 01:58:21,050 Sema hello. 2317 01:58:23,090 --> 01:58:23,600 Habari! 2318 01:58:24,570 --> 01:58:25,060 Sema salamu huko. 2319 01:58:27,210 --> 01:58:29,760 Mashabiki pekee Numero Uno... 2320 01:58:29,920 --> 01:58:32,340 Isabella D'Costa! 2321 01:58:36,090 --> 01:58:36,760 Habari! 2322 01:58:38,050 --> 01:58:38,760 Keti! 2323 01:58:43,510 --> 01:58:45,630 Anaonekana kuwa na hamu sana ili aivue suruali yake. 2324 01:58:45,670 --> 01:58:47,170 Niangalie, Hermano. 2325 01:58:48,260 --> 01:58:51,510 Isabella, huyu ni kijana wangu. 2326 01:58:51,800 --> 01:58:57,050 Na ninataka kuona tu machozi ya furaha machoni mwake. 2327 01:58:57,260 --> 01:59:01,460 Tafadhali mtunze kama mtoto mchanga. 2328 01:59:01,880 --> 01:59:02,300 Sawa? 2329 01:59:02,710 --> 01:59:03,210 Sawa. 2330 01:59:03,960 --> 01:59:04,420 Sawa. 2331 01:59:05,710 --> 01:59:06,260 Sawa? 2332 01:59:06,670 --> 01:59:07,130 Sawa. 2333 01:59:07,510 --> 01:59:09,170 -Sawa. -Hapana, Dheema, sawa? 2334 01:59:09,300 --> 01:59:11,510 Sawa. Sawa. Tu, Isabella, sawa? 2335 01:59:18,760 --> 01:59:19,760 Kwa nini? 2336 01:59:20,010 --> 01:59:21,880 Sipendezwi na haya yote bwana. 2337 01:59:22,920 --> 01:59:24,380 Nataka Dheema tu. 2338 01:59:28,630 --> 01:59:29,880 Ulimtazama hata? 2339 01:59:30,130 --> 01:59:31,760 Nikamtazama. 2340 01:59:32,210 --> 01:59:33,670 Ulimtazama kwa karibu? 2341 01:59:33,760 --> 01:59:35,670 Bwana, atagundua kila kitu kikamilifu. 2342 01:59:36,380 --> 01:59:37,300 Alimwona, bwana. 2343 01:59:38,340 --> 01:59:39,130 Pole, dada. 2344 01:59:39,420 --> 01:59:39,920 Dada? 2345 01:59:39,960 --> 01:59:43,800 -Bahati nzuri wakati ujao. -Halo! Hajitambui! 2346 01:59:43,880 --> 01:59:45,270 - Kwaheri, Sridharan. - Samahani, bwana. 2347 01:59:45,630 --> 01:59:46,170 Habari! 2348 01:59:48,880 --> 01:59:50,960 - Je! unajua ni nini? -Sitaki nambari yake. 2349 01:59:50,960 --> 01:59:51,460 Habari! 2350 01:59:52,130 --> 01:59:54,880 Ikiwa wewe Dheema mrudiane nambari hii itakuwa hasara yangu. 2351 01:59:59,090 --> 02:00:00,300 Je! unajua ni nini? 2352 02:00:00,760 --> 02:00:01,140 Ni nini? 2353 02:00:01,630 --> 02:00:02,430 Hili ni alama yangu ya mapenzi. 2354 02:00:02,960 --> 02:00:04,300 Lakini LIK haikukokotoa alama hii... 2355 02:00:05,170 --> 02:00:08,260 na kunipa 3%. Kwa hivyo, si hiyo inafanya kuwa programu bubu? 2356 02:00:08,380 --> 02:00:11,010 -Halo! -Nitazima programu hii. 2357 02:00:11,630 --> 02:00:13,550 Hii itakugharimu, kijana wangu. 2358 02:00:20,340 --> 02:00:22,590 Ikiwa hii ni futi za mraba moja iko mahali pazuri... 2359 02:00:23,050 --> 02:00:25,460 kila kitu kingine kitafanya kazi ipasavyo. 2360 02:00:39,010 --> 02:00:41,010 Najua wewe ndio sababu niko gerezani. 2361 02:00:42,130 --> 02:00:44,380 Mimi pia, najua kuwa ulijua, bado umeingia. 2362 02:00:44,420 --> 02:00:46,130 Nilikukataa, lakini huondoki. 2363 02:00:46,210 --> 02:00:49,210 Nini kama mimi nataka wewe? Nifanye nini ili nikupate? 2364 02:00:49,380 --> 02:00:51,260 Wewe na mimi hatulingani, Vas. 2365 02:00:51,670 --> 02:00:53,760 Niangalie machoni na useme, nami nitaondoka. 2366 02:00:54,010 --> 02:00:54,710 Sawa! 2367 02:00:55,340 --> 02:00:59,130 - Wewe na mimi sio ... - Sisi ni mechi! 2368 02:00:59,300 --> 02:01:00,550 -Sisi si mechi. - Sisi ni mechi. 2369 02:01:00,550 --> 02:01:01,460 -Sisi si mechi. - Sisi ni mechi. 2370 02:01:01,510 --> 02:01:04,380 Hata kama sisi ni mechi, tungedumu kwa muda gani? 2371 02:01:04,630 --> 02:01:07,090 Uhusiano ni jambo zito kwangu. 2372 02:01:07,130 --> 02:01:07,800 Kwangu pia. 2373 02:01:07,920 --> 02:01:13,880 Mama yangu na mimi tunashughulika na matokeo ya uhusiano wa sumu. 2374 02:01:14,050 --> 02:01:16,630 Nitaanguka kwa upendo mara moja tu, nami nitakuwa mwaminifu. 2375 02:01:16,960 --> 02:01:20,170 Mimi, pia, nitaanguka kwa upendo mara moja tu na uwe mkweli, na mimi nakupenda wewe tu. 2376 02:01:20,260 --> 02:01:22,800 Dheema, hakuna mwingine ila mimi ambaye anaweza kukutunza vizuri. 2377 02:01:23,340 --> 02:01:25,550 Ni sawa, Nitapata mtu katika jiji la jirani. 2378 02:01:25,840 --> 02:01:26,630 Umwagaji damu-- 2379 02:01:27,010 --> 02:01:28,710 Haya, sema. Sema. 2380 02:01:28,760 --> 02:01:31,010 Haya, sema ulichokuwa unaenda kusema. 2381 02:01:31,090 --> 02:01:32,620 - Sema sasa. - Yangu, yangu, yangu ... 2382 02:01:33,170 --> 02:01:35,380 Jamani, jamani, jamani, mpenzi wangu! 2383 02:01:35,920 --> 02:01:36,720 Mpenzi wangu! 2384 02:01:39,210 --> 02:01:40,550 Ni nini? Ni nini? 2385 02:01:40,760 --> 02:01:43,340 Nitakuonyesha nguvu ya upendo wangu. 2386 02:01:43,510 --> 02:01:45,880 Ndio, sawa! Kando kando. 2387 02:01:46,260 --> 02:01:48,420 Ili kuifanya sauti yangu isikike kwake. 2388 02:01:48,550 --> 02:01:49,640 Kwa hilo, anapaswa kuwa karibu yangu. 2389 02:01:58,960 --> 02:02:02,380 Hakuna kitu zaidi ya urafiki kati yangu na Vasu. 2390 02:02:02,590 --> 02:02:04,340 - Sikumaanisha hivyo. -Nilitaka kuiweka wazi. 2391 02:02:04,510 --> 02:02:05,210 Sisi ni nzuri, sawa? 2392 02:02:09,130 --> 02:02:11,170 Sawa, naondoka, Dheema. Kwaheri! 2393 02:02:16,670 --> 02:02:20,380 ♪ Acha maua ichanue Karibu na miguu yako mpole ♪ 2394 02:02:20,460 --> 02:02:24,010 ♪ Acha ndege, kunguru, shomoro, tango, Na parrot, imba kwenye masikio yako ♪ 2395 02:02:24,090 --> 02:02:25,510 ♪ Iruhusu ituzunguke ♪ 2396 02:02:26,840 --> 02:02:28,960 ♪ Wacha upendo ukuzunguke ♪ 2397 02:02:31,510 --> 02:02:35,050 ♪ Waruhusu wakusimulie hadithi ndogo ndogo Katika sauti za watoto ♪ 2398 02:02:35,210 --> 02:02:38,840 ♪ Iruhusu iingie ndani kabisa ndani yako Asili ya asili yenyewe ♪ 2399 02:02:38,920 --> 02:02:40,300 ♪ Wacha inyeshe ♪ 2400 02:02:41,630 --> 02:02:43,920 ♪ Ili upendo huo upate kuingia ndani yako ♪ 2401 02:02:46,260 --> 02:02:49,460 ♪ Ndani ya ulimwengu wako mdogo ♪ 2402 02:02:49,590 --> 02:02:53,670 ♪ Kila kitu kinachoishi huko, Na yote yaungane kama kitu kimoja ♪ 2403 02:02:53,710 --> 02:02:56,710 ♪ Kwenye bembea, kando yangu ♪ 2404 02:02:57,170 --> 02:03:00,590 ♪ Kwa macho yako imefungwa kwa upole, Kujipoteza kabisa ♪ 2405 02:03:01,050 --> 02:03:04,510 ♪ Epuka, wewe... Kuruka mbali ♪ 2406 02:03:04,760 --> 02:03:08,170 ♪ Kwa ajili yako tu, Kwa muda kidogo, ruka mbali ♪ 2407 02:03:08,590 --> 02:03:11,840 ♪ Epuka… Epuka… ♪ 2408 02:03:12,130 --> 02:03:16,170 ♪ Mpenzi wangu, kwa muda, kuyeyusha na kutiririka ♪ 2409 02:03:16,300 --> 02:03:17,300 ♪ Kuyeyuka pia... ♪ 2410 02:03:17,670 --> 02:03:21,300 ♪ Acha maua ichanue Karibu na miguu yako mpole ♪ 2411 02:03:21,420 --> 02:03:22,760 Nimechoka, Vas! 2412 02:03:23,010 --> 02:03:25,300 Kwa nini? Ungefanya nini kama ulikuwa nje? 2413 02:03:25,630 --> 02:03:28,420 Ikiwa niko nje Nitatazama reels au kaptula. 2414 02:03:28,550 --> 02:03:29,960 Sitahisi mvutano wa wakati. 2415 02:03:30,590 --> 02:03:32,010 Inachosha hapa. 2416 02:03:33,800 --> 02:03:35,840 Njoo nami. Ulitaka kutazama reels, sivyo? 2417 02:03:36,010 --> 02:03:36,670 Keti chini. 2418 02:03:36,880 --> 02:03:38,920 Katika maisha ya reel jinsi ungetelezesha kidole wakati umechoka... 2419 02:03:39,010 --> 02:03:41,260 Vile vile, unaweza kutelezesha kidole katika maisha halisi, pia. 2420 02:03:42,300 --> 02:03:43,010 Jinsi gani? 2421 02:03:43,550 --> 02:03:44,510 Telezesha kidole na uangalie. 2422 02:03:51,260 --> 02:03:53,630 Hapa unaweza kupata Himalaya unaweza kupanda na kukaa juu yake. 2423 02:03:53,670 --> 02:03:54,880 Pia, unaweza kuoga katika maporomoko ya maji. 2424 02:03:54,920 --> 02:03:56,340 Kuna matunda ya kula. 2425 02:03:56,420 --> 02:03:57,630 Pia, unaweza kuchukua nap kupumzika. 2426 02:03:57,670 --> 02:03:58,670 Na kisha kwenda nyumbani. 2427 02:04:07,510 --> 02:04:10,550 Je, inawezekana kugusa na kuhisi chochote unapotazama reli? 2428 02:04:25,670 --> 02:04:28,300 Hujisikii kula keki? 2429 02:04:36,380 --> 02:04:38,550 Niliioka. Je, unaipenda? 2430 02:04:39,340 --> 02:04:41,880 Tangu utotoni, umekuwa ukiniuliza nioke keki. 2431 02:04:42,090 --> 02:04:43,920 Sasa najua jinsi ya kuoka. 2432 02:04:44,010 --> 02:04:47,630 ♪ Alifungua macho yangu kwa upendo mtakatifu Sikuwa nimejua hadi wakati huo ♪ 2433 02:04:47,710 --> 02:04:51,380 ♪ Upendo na mapenzi, vyote viwili ni kitu kimoja, Nimegundua, leo ♪ 2434 02:04:51,460 --> 02:04:52,760 ♪ Acha mapenzi yazunguke… ♪ 2435 02:04:54,210 --> 02:04:57,460 ♪ acha mapenzi yazunguke… ♪ 2436 02:04:58,630 --> 02:05:02,420 ♪ Kwa kufumba na kufumbua macho, Alichora picha zangu nyingi sana ♪ 2437 02:05:02,510 --> 02:05:06,090 ♪ Mashairi mengi yasiyojulikana, aliyachagua kwa mkono, Na kunifanya nielewe ♪ 2438 02:05:06,170 --> 02:05:07,670 ♪ Wacha upendo utuloweshe ♪ 2439 02:05:08,880 --> 02:05:11,630 ♪ acha mapenzi yatuloweshe ndani kabisa ♪ 2440 02:05:13,420 --> 02:05:20,710 ♪ Katika ulimwengu wangu mdogo mzuri Alipumua maisha mapya ndani yake ♪ 2441 02:05:20,920 --> 02:05:28,170 ♪ Hatimaye nilikuona Kwa jinsi ulivyo ♪ 2442 02:05:28,300 --> 02:05:31,880 ♪ Tumezaliwa ili kuruka tu ♪ 2443 02:05:32,010 --> 02:05:35,590 ♪ Bado kwa namna fulani Tunabaki ndani ya vizimba vyetu ♪ 2444 02:05:35,710 --> 02:05:39,170 ♪ Tunatamani kuloweshwa ♪ 2445 02:05:39,380 --> 02:05:43,090 ♪ Lakini tunasahau wakati mvua inaponyesha ♪ 2446 02:06:09,460 --> 02:06:11,210 - Dada, hiyo ilikuwa ya ajabu. -Asante. 2447 02:06:11,840 --> 02:06:12,800 Kama kweli. 2448 02:06:13,340 --> 02:06:15,010 Dada, ulikuwa wa ajabu. 2449 02:06:15,010 --> 02:06:16,300 -Maoni. -Asante. 2450 02:06:17,300 --> 02:06:19,010 Paru, uliona ngoma yake? 2451 02:06:19,050 --> 02:06:20,800 Dheema, ulikuwa wa ajabu. 2452 02:06:20,880 --> 02:06:22,510 Halo, umemwona msichana wangu-- 2453 02:06:22,590 --> 02:06:24,010 Nilimaanisha, msichana wa rafiki yangu anacheza? 2454 02:06:24,090 --> 02:06:24,760 Super! 2455 02:06:25,130 --> 02:06:25,960 Shiriki! 2456 02:06:29,590 --> 02:06:30,340 Wafuasi! 2457 02:06:32,300 --> 02:06:33,210 Asante. 2458 02:06:33,420 --> 02:06:35,460 - Asante sana. -Dheema, ulikuwa wa kushangaza. 2459 02:06:35,510 --> 02:06:36,840 -Je! -Ngoma yako ilikuwa ya kushangaza. 2460 02:06:45,550 --> 02:06:47,260 Mbona unanikodolea macho? 2461 02:06:47,920 --> 02:06:49,090 Hii ni mpya. 2462 02:06:49,710 --> 02:06:51,800 Ni sasa tu ninakuona. 2463 02:06:53,380 --> 02:06:55,050 Nimeongea mengi. 2464 02:06:56,010 --> 02:06:59,130 Lakini sasa hivi nasikia ukiongea. 2465 02:07:01,010 --> 02:07:03,760 Kweli, zaidi ya wewe ... 2466 02:07:04,210 --> 02:07:07,260 upendo ulio nao kwangu 2467 02:07:08,960 --> 02:07:10,550 Naipenda sana. 2468 02:07:12,510 --> 02:07:14,210 Sijawahi uzoefu kabla. 2469 02:07:15,420 --> 02:07:18,710 Sijawahi kuhisi kitu kama hiki hapo awali. 2470 02:07:21,130 --> 02:07:22,760 Halo, subiri kidogo. 2471 02:07:29,340 --> 02:07:31,670 Hapana! Sitaki busu yetu ya kwanza kuwa hivi. 2472 02:07:32,380 --> 02:07:36,260 Siwezi kuamini kwamba programu ya kijinga ilitupa 3%. 2473 02:07:36,670 --> 02:07:38,510 Mara baada ya kuachiliwa asubuhi ... 2474 02:07:38,840 --> 02:07:40,880 Nitapakia chapisho la busu letu la kwanza. 2475 02:07:41,010 --> 02:07:42,590 Na nikiandika juu yake LIK sio sawa. 2476 02:07:42,920 --> 02:07:44,670 Hakuna mtu atakayeamini programu hiyo tena. 2477 02:08:00,460 --> 02:08:03,000 3, 2, 1 2478 02:08:06,960 --> 02:08:08,420 Halo, mtu huyu anaonekana mzuri. 2479 02:08:10,050 --> 02:08:11,510 Nini kinatokea? 2480 02:08:11,550 --> 02:08:13,130 Je, habari kuhusu Vibe Vassey ni kweli? 2481 02:08:14,460 --> 02:08:17,130 Mheshimiwa, wako hapa kuuliza kuhusu habari za Vibe Vassey. 2482 02:08:17,170 --> 02:08:17,920 Niambie wanadamu! 2483 02:08:18,170 --> 02:08:22,300 Bwana, haikuunda programu hii kwa ajili ya ustawi wa watu katika upendo? 2484 02:08:22,380 --> 02:08:23,840 Vibe Vasu hana hatia, bwana. 2485 02:08:24,010 --> 02:08:26,920 Hebu tumuondoe kwenye ndoano. 2486 02:08:27,510 --> 02:08:30,300 Mheshimiwa, tunatambua kuwa tunafanya hivi kwa sababu zisizo sahihi. 2487 02:08:30,380 --> 02:08:31,710 Tafadhali, muepushe, bwana. 2488 02:08:32,840 --> 02:08:34,340 - Ubinadamu? - Ndiyo, bwana. 2489 02:08:35,340 --> 02:08:37,010 - Umwagaji damu, COO! - Bwana, bwana, bwana, bwana! 2490 02:08:37,420 --> 02:08:40,460 Hii ndiyo sababu Sikutaka kuajiri wanadamu kwa kazi hiyo. 2491 02:08:40,460 --> 02:08:41,670 Bwana! Tunakuomba. 2492 02:08:41,710 --> 02:08:43,010 - Umwagaji damu, HR! - Ah, hapana! 2493 02:08:44,300 --> 02:08:48,210 Ninapoamuru, mashine itafanya kazi bila swali kuulizwa. 2494 02:08:48,380 --> 02:08:50,260 Ikiwa nitaagiza mashine nne ... 2495 02:08:51,050 --> 02:08:53,760 ...hakuna mtu atakuwa na kazi. Mtaishije nyote? 2496 02:08:54,090 --> 02:08:56,840 Ninasikitika na kuajiri wanadamu kwa kazi hiyo. 2497 02:08:56,920 --> 02:08:58,340 Na unanipa mapendekezo. 2498 02:08:58,420 --> 02:08:59,760 Ikiwa wote wawili wataungana tena ... 2499 02:08:59,840 --> 02:09:02,420 Kompany ya Bima ya Upendo itaenda chini. 2500 02:09:02,590 --> 02:09:03,420 Samahani, bwana. 2501 02:09:04,510 --> 02:09:06,340 Hii ni ndoto yangu ya milele. 2502 02:09:06,460 --> 02:09:07,260 Na unakuwa mjinga. 2503 02:09:07,300 --> 02:09:11,090 Kama nilivyosema hapo awali, nenda ndani ya Ulimwengu wa Kikaboni na kumuua. 2504 02:09:11,170 --> 02:09:11,960 Ni salama huko nje. 2505 02:09:12,090 --> 02:09:13,460 Tayari ana hali ya moyo. 2506 02:09:13,510 --> 02:09:15,380 Ndio maana LIK ilimpa alama ndogo. 2507 02:09:15,460 --> 02:09:17,590 Tutatumia timu ya Parimal kuendesha PR. 2508 02:09:20,170 --> 02:09:21,300 Echa Subbu. 2509 02:09:21,800 --> 02:09:23,510 Je, ninaonekana kama goon kwako? 2510 02:09:23,590 --> 02:09:25,380 Je, nitafuna sufuria na kukutemea mate? 2511 02:09:30,630 --> 02:09:32,460 Ndio, ninaweza kukusaidiaje? 2512 02:09:33,210 --> 02:09:34,340 - Ninaelewa ... - Bwana, bwana! 2513 02:09:35,460 --> 02:09:36,510 Nitashughulikia, Mheshimiwa. 2514 02:09:36,550 --> 02:09:38,010 Unakusanya wapumbavu! 2515 02:09:38,130 --> 02:09:38,800 Sawa. 2516 02:09:42,340 --> 02:09:43,300 Habari njema, Rafiki. 2517 02:09:44,460 --> 02:09:45,960 Suryan anakuja hapa kukushambulia. 2518 02:09:48,420 --> 02:09:49,880 Viwiko viwili na goti moja ... 2519 02:09:50,420 --> 02:09:51,170 Atakufa. 2520 02:09:52,460 --> 02:09:54,460 Unanipa motisha mbaya... 2521 02:09:54,460 --> 02:09:56,420 na atanigeuza kuwa muuaji na kunipeleka gerezani. 2522 02:09:56,460 --> 02:09:58,260 Kisha wapumbavu wa nasibu wataolewa na Dheema. 2523 02:09:58,260 --> 02:10:00,420 -Hapana! - Ndiyo, ninasubiri kwa furaha. 2524 02:10:00,550 --> 02:10:01,710 Jamani, hiyo haikuwa nia yangu. 2525 02:10:01,760 --> 02:10:05,010 Jamani, umeniuliza kwa maudhui ya virusi kwa muda mrefu. 2526 02:10:05,130 --> 02:10:06,260 Ni wakati wa moja sasa. 2527 02:10:07,420 --> 02:10:09,840 Hebu Suryan aje hapa na kunipiga. 2528 02:10:10,090 --> 02:10:12,010 Tutaenda moja kwa moja mtandaoni ili watu waweze kumwangalia. 2529 02:10:12,130 --> 02:10:13,260 Je, tunatiririshaje hapa? 2530 02:10:13,300 --> 02:10:13,960 Jammers, sawa? 2531 02:10:14,130 --> 02:10:16,090 Tutazima jammers bila baba yangu kujua. 2532 02:10:16,170 --> 02:10:19,210 Kalki lete simu zangu uwezavyo. 2533 02:10:22,170 --> 02:10:24,300 Tutazirekebisha katika nafasi zinazofaa na kwenda kuishi. 2534 02:10:24,590 --> 02:10:28,420 Halo, ni nani atakayezima viunga bila baba yako kujua? 2535 02:10:30,380 --> 02:10:32,300 Wewe ndiye mtu mwenye busara zaidi hapa. 2536 02:10:32,510 --> 02:10:34,260 Kwa hivyo, unapaswa kushughulikia jammers. 2537 02:10:34,840 --> 02:10:36,880 Wewe ndiye mtu wa kwanza kuniita Smart. 2538 02:10:37,050 --> 02:10:38,510 - Nitaishughulikia. -Asante, Jolly Prabhu. 2539 02:10:38,550 --> 02:10:40,300 Dhamira Haiwezekani 14. 2540 02:10:50,710 --> 02:10:52,550 Inaonekana kama grinder ya viungo. 2541 02:10:56,010 --> 02:10:58,260 Misheni ... ndio ... inawezekana ... 2542 02:11:00,590 --> 02:11:02,170 Mimi ni Rockstar! Ndiyo! 2543 02:11:11,800 --> 02:11:15,210 Jambo, Suryan, nini kinakuletea kwa Ulimwengu wa Kikaboni? 2544 02:11:15,300 --> 02:11:16,460 Utaniomba tena? 2545 02:11:16,550 --> 02:11:17,010 Nyamaza! 2546 02:11:18,050 --> 02:11:18,530 Jamani! 2547 02:11:19,420 --> 02:11:21,550 Halo, kama ilivyo, moyo wake uliacha kupiga mara moja. 2548 02:11:21,880 --> 02:11:23,710 Yeyote anayezuia moyo wake kupiga tena ... 2549 02:11:23,920 --> 02:11:24,710 ...watapewa hadhi ya Dhahabu! 2550 02:11:24,760 --> 02:11:26,920 Ni sasa tu mnajadiliana. 2551 02:11:26,920 --> 02:11:28,920 Je, hujui kupanga mapema? 2552 02:11:29,260 --> 02:11:31,170 - Njoo, nipige, bwana. -Bwana, nitasimamisha mapigo yake ya moyo. 2553 02:11:31,510 --> 02:11:33,260 Sitaki hadhi ya Dhahabu, Mheshimiwa. 2554 02:11:33,460 --> 02:11:37,210 Bwana, niliitwa H.A. Subbu nilipokuwa mtoto. 2555 02:11:37,380 --> 02:11:40,340 Kama ungeweza tafadhali acha kuniita Echa Subbu. 2556 02:11:40,420 --> 02:11:42,880 -Nitasimamisha mapigo ya moyo wake. -Sawa, Echa Subbu. 2557 02:11:42,920 --> 02:11:43,550 Nenda! 2558 02:11:43,960 --> 02:11:45,260 Akifika... 2559 02:11:47,590 --> 02:11:48,920 Atanipiga. 2560 02:11:51,510 --> 02:11:53,170 Rafiki, tafadhali angalia. 2561 02:11:55,920 --> 02:11:59,260 Usiogope wala usisisimke; njooni kuniokoa. 2562 02:11:59,340 --> 02:12:00,460 Nitavumilia mapigo kwa muda. 2563 02:12:00,510 --> 02:12:02,300 Wanatiririshaje moja kwa moja kutoka kwa Ulimwengu wa Kikaboni? 2564 02:12:02,590 --> 02:12:05,170 Halo, Suryan, aliingia na kumpiga Vibe Vassey. 2565 02:12:05,420 --> 02:12:08,590 Mara umma umeona inatosha ya mimi kupigwa... 2566 02:12:08,800 --> 02:12:10,210 kubadili kwenye jammers! 2567 02:12:10,380 --> 02:12:14,510 Baada ya hapo, vipigo namnyeshea itakuwa tamasha kwenu nyie. 2568 02:12:14,800 --> 02:12:19,300 Kuangalia mapigano, jibebeshe kitamu... 2569 02:12:19,380 --> 02:12:21,010 na maji ya matunda mchanganyiko. 2570 02:12:21,260 --> 02:12:24,380 Jamani, niagize maji ya limao tamu bila sukari kwangu? 2571 02:12:24,510 --> 02:12:25,550 Agiza mbili! 2572 02:12:25,960 --> 02:12:27,710 Kwa sababu nitakuwa nimechoka baada ya pambano. 2573 02:12:34,840 --> 02:12:35,550 Nenda! 2574 02:12:39,550 --> 02:12:40,920 Haya, atampiga! 2575 02:12:49,010 --> 02:12:52,090 Jamani! Mlisho wa moja kwa moja umekatwa kwa wakati muhimu. 2576 02:12:58,630 --> 02:12:59,710 Kwa nini wanampiga? 2577 02:12:59,920 --> 02:13:00,550 Moja 2578 02:13:13,630 --> 02:13:14,760 Echa Subbu! 2579 02:13:16,510 --> 02:13:18,920 Boss, wapiga filimbi wamewashwa. Tafadhali rudi na uizime. 2580 02:13:24,760 --> 02:13:26,260 Nilijitahidi sana katika kuizima. 2581 02:13:26,510 --> 02:13:27,550 Nani aliiwasha? 2582 02:13:27,670 --> 02:13:29,710 Ni mimi mjinga wewe! 2583 02:13:30,210 --> 02:13:30,920 Bwana, 2584 02:13:32,590 --> 02:13:33,880 Niko hapa ili kuangalia na wewe 2585 02:13:34,630 --> 02:13:38,840 kuhusu nafasi za Yoga ulinifundisha mapema. 2586 02:13:38,920 --> 02:13:40,090 Msimamo ni sahihi. 2587 02:13:40,170 --> 02:13:41,670 Lakini mbinu yako si sahihi. 2588 02:13:41,920 --> 02:13:42,840 Sawa, bwana. 2589 02:13:43,090 --> 02:13:46,300 Nitarudi kama nilivyoingia. 2590 02:13:46,420 --> 02:13:48,840 -Rudi nyuma! - Asante, bwana! 2591 02:13:50,380 --> 02:13:53,550 Ametaja kwamba anaweza kupigana na watu 100. 2592 02:14:01,460 --> 02:14:03,050 Virusi! Virusi! Hii itatikisa mtandao. 2593 02:14:03,050 --> 02:14:04,510 Halo, ni nani anayempiga mwanangu? 2594 02:14:04,510 --> 02:14:05,710 -Hey, mzuie! - Njoo hapa. 2595 02:14:08,170 --> 02:14:10,420 - Hey, nini kinatokea? -Yote ni kitendo. 2596 02:14:10,460 --> 02:14:11,590 Tunaweka yote. 2597 02:14:11,840 --> 02:14:15,460 Tulizima jammers, sanidi kamera, na unatiririsha moja kwa moja. 2598 02:14:15,630 --> 02:14:17,590 Tunakwenda kufichua Suryan. 2599 02:14:17,630 --> 02:14:18,920 Jammers hazizimiwi. 2600 02:14:19,010 --> 02:14:21,260 Tazama! Niliiwasha tena. 2601 02:14:21,340 --> 02:14:22,170 Kwanini baba? 2602 02:14:36,420 --> 02:14:37,550 -Mjomba! -Halo! 2603 02:14:39,590 --> 02:14:40,300 Nyinyi watu ni akina nani? 2604 02:14:40,300 --> 02:14:41,880 Unathubutu vipi kumpiga mwanangu? 2605 02:14:42,090 --> 02:14:43,630 - Nyamaza! - Vas, uko sawa? 2606 02:14:43,670 --> 02:14:44,210 Nyamaza! 2607 02:14:44,630 --> 02:14:45,800 Rafiki, nilidhani unaigiza. 2608 02:14:45,800 --> 02:14:47,590 Je, unajua ukubwa wa tatizo 2609 02:14:47,630 --> 02:14:50,210 Damu, mwanao ameunda kwa biashara yangu inayoendelea. 2610 02:14:50,760 --> 02:14:52,170 Na uharibifu uliyogharimu ... 2611 02:14:52,260 --> 02:14:54,710 usingizi wangu, amani yangu, na afya yangu ya akili. 2612 02:14:55,550 --> 02:14:56,550 Je, huelewi? 2613 02:14:57,010 --> 02:14:57,920 Je, huelewi? 2614 02:14:58,010 --> 02:15:01,520 [Anakariri fasihi] 2615 02:15:01,850 --> 02:15:07,500 [Anakariri Kural] 2616 02:15:07,830 --> 02:15:08,960 Je, huelewi? 2617 02:15:09,260 --> 02:15:10,590 Huelewi pia 2618 02:15:11,670 --> 02:15:13,170 ukubwa wa tatizo 2619 02:15:13,760 --> 02:15:15,840 unayemuumba mwanangu. 2620 02:15:16,600 --> 02:15:18,720 Na kwa mahusiano duniani kote. 2621 02:15:20,710 --> 02:15:23,670 Dheema, unataka hii kweli? 2622 02:15:24,090 --> 02:15:24,920 Fikiri juu yake. 2623 02:15:25,170 --> 02:15:26,420 Watakuua kwa falsafa zao. 2624 02:15:26,960 --> 02:15:29,210 Cutie, nisikilize tu. 2625 02:15:29,340 --> 02:15:32,130 Uko sawa ikiwa Vibe Vassey hufa kwa sababu yako? 2626 02:15:34,710 --> 02:15:38,800 Baba yake hatajali kwa sababu tayari alipoteza binti. 2627 02:15:38,920 --> 02:15:40,170 Kwa hivyo, yuko sawa kupoteza mtoto mwingine. 2628 02:15:40,170 --> 02:15:41,510 Amezoea sasa. 2629 02:15:41,800 --> 02:15:43,050 Lakini wewe? 2630 02:15:43,420 --> 02:15:44,880 Nitakupa muda wa siku 4. 2631 02:15:45,340 --> 02:15:47,010 Tafuta mtu na uolewe. 2632 02:15:47,050 --> 02:15:49,550 Kisha weka post ukisema, "LIK daima ni sawa." 2633 02:15:49,880 --> 02:15:51,670 Nitapenda na kushiriki chapisho. 2634 02:15:52,130 --> 02:15:57,300 Ikiwa hutafanya hivyo, basi siku ya 5 Vibe Vassey alifariki kutokana na mshtuko wa moyo... 2635 02:15:57,380 --> 02:16:00,800 Na mimi itabidi post kusema ndio maana LIK ilitoa alama 3%. 2636 02:16:00,920 --> 02:16:04,010 Huwezi kulike au kushare chapisho hilo. 2637 02:16:06,130 --> 02:16:06,840 Dheema! 2638 02:16:08,550 --> 02:16:10,380 Nyote wawili hamwezi kamwe kuungana katika maisha haya. 2639 02:16:10,760 --> 02:16:12,050 Wala sitairuhusu itokee. 2640 02:16:12,710 --> 02:16:13,590 Kuelewa? 2641 02:16:15,010 --> 02:16:17,840 LIK ni sawa kila wakati. 2642 02:16:22,510 --> 02:16:23,340 Haya basi. 2643 02:16:23,380 --> 02:16:25,460 -Daktari, kibao hiki. -Fuata agizo hili. 2644 02:16:25,590 --> 02:16:26,880 - Sawa, bwana. -Mgonjwa anayefuata yuko wapi? 2645 02:16:26,960 --> 02:16:27,760 Nipe hilo faili. 2646 02:16:27,760 --> 02:16:28,590 Hii ni nini Jamani? 2647 02:16:28,880 --> 02:16:30,920 Walinikamata bila tahadhari. 2648 02:16:31,050 --> 02:16:32,340 Nilianza kuhisi kizunguzungu. 2649 02:16:34,590 --> 02:16:36,670 Kwa nini hakuna sukari ndani yake? 2650 02:16:37,010 --> 02:16:39,260 Hukuuliza juisi ya limao tamu isiyo na sukari? 2651 02:16:39,630 --> 02:16:42,010 - Ulifanya, sawa? - Ndiyo, nilifanya. 2652 02:16:44,510 --> 02:16:46,710 Hata hivyo, tuna maudhui ya virusi ya kuchapisha. 2653 02:17:00,760 --> 02:17:01,630 Baba yako... 2654 02:17:03,090 --> 02:17:05,760 Washa jammer na kuivuruga. 2655 02:17:06,800 --> 02:17:07,880 Maafa ya operesheni! 2656 02:17:08,670 --> 02:17:09,800 Baba yangu? 2657 02:17:10,460 --> 02:17:14,170 Pia, Dheema aliondoka asubuhi. 2658 02:17:15,090 --> 02:17:18,670 Lo, siku zake 7 zimeisha. Nilisahau kutokana na kupigwa kwa kichwa changu. 2659 02:17:18,760 --> 02:17:19,800 Sio sababu aliondoka. 2660 02:17:20,050 --> 02:17:22,630 Alikuacha kabisa. 2661 02:17:23,300 --> 02:17:24,300 Aliondoka, jamani. 2662 02:17:24,550 --> 02:17:25,210 Upendo wako... 2663 02:17:27,590 --> 02:17:29,800 Waliharibu mapenzi yako, jamani. 2664 02:17:30,010 --> 02:17:33,050 Inaonekana kama mimi na Vassey haitaungana kamwe. 2665 02:17:33,170 --> 02:17:36,210 Labda alama ya upendo ya LIK ilikuwa sahihi, Amma. 2666 02:17:36,760 --> 02:17:39,420 Lakini Suryan anatishia kumuua. 2667 02:17:39,590 --> 02:17:40,710 Yeye ni maskini. 2668 02:17:40,920 --> 02:17:42,460 Siku zote huwa akilini mwangu... 2669 02:17:42,590 --> 02:17:47,260 Ninawezaje kuishi kwa furaha na hofu kwamba atamdhuru Vasu wakati wowote? 2670 02:17:48,130 --> 02:17:49,880 Nikitaka kumuweka salama... 2671 02:17:49,960 --> 02:17:52,840 Lazima nitafute mtu wa kuoa hivi karibuni. 2672 02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:54,300 Sijali nitaoa nani. 2673 02:17:54,380 --> 02:17:57,300 Wacha tupakie chapisho ambayo Suryan aliuliza. 2674 02:17:57,420 --> 02:17:58,510 Tafadhali, Mama. 2675 02:17:58,840 --> 02:17:59,550 Tafadhali! 2676 02:18:00,050 --> 02:18:01,920 Sijali nitaoa nani. 2677 02:18:05,090 --> 02:18:07,800 Ghafla ukiamua kuoa mtu mwingine... 2678 02:18:08,050 --> 02:18:09,670 Ninachojua ni... 2679 02:18:10,050 --> 02:18:13,630 Wakati wanaogopa na kugeuka kuona nani atawaoa... 2680 02:18:15,090 --> 02:18:16,760 Nami nitasimama pale pale. 2681 02:18:21,880 --> 02:18:22,960 Jolly, kando kando. 2682 02:18:25,260 --> 02:18:26,010 Ashwin! 2683 02:18:26,130 --> 02:18:27,420 -Bro, samahani. -Nani huyu? 2684 02:18:27,460 --> 02:18:28,730 Ashwin, huyu ni Dheema. 2685 02:18:29,210 --> 02:18:30,760 -Hi, Dheema. -Hi! 2686 02:18:31,170 --> 02:18:33,380 Je, nyote wawili mnataka kuzungumza faraghani? 2687 02:18:33,590 --> 02:18:34,090 Hakika! 2688 02:18:34,130 --> 02:18:35,710 Jolly, funga mlango na uondoke. 2689 02:18:35,760 --> 02:18:40,170 Mtu ambaye alionekana kuwa na nguvu na isiyoweza kutetereka imeporomoka. 2690 02:18:42,460 --> 02:18:43,460 Hii si haki. 2691 02:18:45,590 --> 02:18:47,420 nilipaswa kuwa akiweka pete kwenye kidole chake. 2692 02:18:48,170 --> 02:18:49,550 Napaswa kumkumbatia. 2693 02:18:49,920 --> 02:18:51,260 Baraka hizo zilipaswa kuwa zangu. 2694 02:18:51,590 --> 02:18:53,090 Wala mimi, kituko cha mazoezi, sikupata msichana. 2695 02:18:53,170 --> 02:18:54,710 Wala yule Dude aliyekonda hakumpata msichana huyo. 2696 02:18:54,840 --> 02:18:56,130 Nimekukumbuka, Dheema. 2697 02:18:57,010 --> 02:18:57,630 Dheema! 2698 02:18:57,880 --> 02:18:59,880 Unaelewa hata unachofanya? 2699 02:19:00,760 --> 02:19:02,050 Bila ya lazima, 2700 02:19:02,880 --> 02:19:04,630 mbona unafanya mambo bila mpangilio? 2701 02:19:05,460 --> 02:19:09,920 Vas, siwezi kustahimili wazo hilo, hata kama ni mkwaruzo mdogo tu. 2702 02:19:10,380 --> 02:19:13,010 Siwezi kuishi maisha yangu kwa hofu. 2703 02:19:14,130 --> 02:19:16,630 Utafanya nini ikiwa kundi la watu watakuja na kukutishia? 2704 02:19:17,130 --> 02:19:20,460 Utapigwa ama au kuanguka kwa miguu yao. 2705 02:19:22,630 --> 02:19:25,840 Siku hiyo uliruka kwa ngumi moja tu. 2706 02:19:26,460 --> 02:19:28,300 Na ukaamka siku iliyofuata. 2707 02:19:29,460 --> 02:19:32,010 Ninasikitika ninapokutazama. 2708 02:19:33,760 --> 02:19:35,340 Je, unaita upendo huu? 2709 02:19:37,340 --> 02:19:39,630 Siku 30 na chupa 20 za pombe. 2710 02:19:39,920 --> 02:19:41,510 15 nyimbo. 10 sinema. 2711 02:19:41,630 --> 02:19:45,170 Kisha utapiga kelele na kulia kwa marafiki wachache. 2712 02:19:45,210 --> 02:19:49,010 Baada ya kukutana na mwingine... Kila kitu kingebadilika. 2713 02:19:50,590 --> 02:19:52,210 Utaendelea! 2714 02:19:58,010 --> 02:19:59,420 Unaniuliza kila wakati ... 2715 02:20:00,420 --> 02:20:02,050 tazama machoni mwako na useme. 2716 02:20:06,010 --> 02:20:08,010 Ninakutazama machoni, Vas... 2717 02:20:09,130 --> 02:20:09,850 Nenda zako! 2718 02:20:11,570 --> 02:20:12,630 Tafadhali. 2719 02:20:12,810 --> 02:20:15,400 [Enakena ♪ ♪ ishara ndani] 2720 02:20:15,960 --> 02:20:19,380 Ninakutazama machoni ninaposema hivi. Nenda mbali. 2721 02:20:39,510 --> 02:20:41,210 Habari, keki zangu nzuri za wali. 2722 02:20:41,340 --> 02:20:44,340 Je, kuna uwezekano gani? Nimetoka kuchumbiwa na Ashwin. 2723 02:20:44,510 --> 02:20:47,010 Unajua alama zetu za mapenzi ni nini? Ni 91%. 2724 02:20:47,090 --> 02:20:49,260 Unaweza kuamini kwa upofu LIK. 2725 02:20:49,340 --> 02:20:51,340 Kwa sababu LIK ni sawa kila wakati. 2726 02:21:10,170 --> 02:21:10,800 Dheema. 2727 02:21:13,090 --> 02:21:13,760 Dheema. 2728 02:21:17,050 --> 02:21:20,300 Dheema, kwa mara ya mwisho, twende kwa Suryan, 2729 02:21:20,550 --> 02:21:24,420 kama ulivyotaja Nitamsihi atuepushe peke yetu. 2730 02:21:24,460 --> 02:21:25,510 Dheema, haya yote ni nini? 2731 02:21:25,550 --> 02:21:28,130 Baadaye unaweza kuamua unachotaka kufanya. 2732 02:21:28,210 --> 02:21:30,340 Bro, naweza kuchukua Dheema leo? 2733 02:21:30,380 --> 02:21:31,840 Kumpeleka wapi? 2734 02:21:31,920 --> 02:21:33,670 Hata hivyo, unaolewa naye. 2735 02:21:34,300 --> 02:21:37,170 -Nina mambo machache ambayo lazima nifanye. -Ndugu! 2736 02:21:37,550 --> 02:21:38,590 Natumaini umeelewa. 2737 02:21:39,010 --> 02:21:40,630 -Je! - Tafadhali, ndugu. 2738 02:21:40,710 --> 02:21:41,840 -Sielewi. -Ukiruhusu tu, ninaweza kumchukua. 2739 02:21:41,880 --> 02:21:42,920 Dheema, nilishakuambia. 2740 02:21:43,960 --> 02:21:44,960 Ndugu, unaona... 2741 02:21:48,920 --> 02:21:49,550 Habari! 2742 02:21:51,340 --> 02:21:53,050 Nimemjua kwa miaka 10. 2743 02:21:53,590 --> 02:21:55,260 Na amemjua kwa mwaka mmoja. 2744 02:21:55,340 --> 02:21:56,050 Jamani wewe! 2745 02:21:56,510 --> 02:21:59,260 Umemjua kwa dakika moja bado unafikiria juu yake. 2746 02:21:59,590 --> 02:22:01,170 Mimi ni mzee, lakini sijali. 2747 02:22:01,380 --> 02:22:02,300 Jamani, sema sawa. 2748 02:22:03,550 --> 02:22:05,760 -Unaenda au nikulaani? - Hapana, nitafanya-- 2749 02:22:07,380 --> 02:22:08,090 Sawa. 2750 02:22:09,170 --> 02:22:11,710 Unajua alama zetu za mapenzi ni nini? Ni 91%. 2751 02:22:11,760 --> 02:22:13,920 Unaamini kwa upofu kile LIK inasema. 2752 02:22:13,960 --> 02:22:16,210 Kwa sababu LIK ni sawa kila wakati. 2753 02:22:25,510 --> 02:22:28,420 Subbu, wako hapa. Niwalete ndani? 2754 02:22:46,670 --> 02:22:47,170 Bwana! 2755 02:22:47,670 --> 02:22:48,880 Nani anasumbua? 2756 02:22:48,960 --> 02:22:50,760 Alitaka kuanguka kwa miguu yako na kuomba msamaha. 2757 02:22:50,800 --> 02:22:51,800 Ndio maana nikawaleta. 2758 02:22:51,840 --> 02:22:53,210 Ikiwa hauko sawa nayo. Nitawapeleka mbali. 2759 02:22:55,130 --> 02:22:57,550 Vipi mbona umefika hapa na mpenzi wako wa zamani? 2760 02:22:58,010 --> 02:22:59,550 Bwana, yeye si Ex wangu bado. 2761 02:23:00,010 --> 02:23:01,920 Siku hiyo, ulinikamata vibaya. 2762 02:23:02,090 --> 02:23:03,630 Pia, ulimtishia. 2763 02:23:04,210 --> 02:23:05,380 Aliogopa pia. 2764 02:23:06,340 --> 02:23:08,380 Dada, tafadhali tengeneza nafasi. 2765 02:23:08,920 --> 02:23:09,550 Keti chini. 2766 02:23:10,010 --> 02:23:12,210 Suryan sio hatari kama unavyofikiria. 2767 02:23:12,510 --> 02:23:14,760 Kwa hivyo, ikiwa nilimpiga mara moja mbele yako... 2768 02:23:19,460 --> 02:23:20,960 ...utashinda hofu yako. 2769 02:23:22,130 --> 02:23:24,960 Kisha unaweza kuamua kama unataka kuwa Ex wangu au mke wangu. 2770 02:23:25,010 --> 02:23:26,710 Ndivyo nilivyomwambia na kumleta hapa. 2771 02:23:26,920 --> 02:23:31,010 Lakini najisikia vibaya kukupiga mbele ya watu wengi sana 2772 02:23:31,380 --> 02:23:33,090 Nitakupa dakika 2. 2773 02:23:33,340 --> 02:23:35,710 Uliza kila mtu aondoke. Nitasubiri. 2774 02:23:37,630 --> 02:23:42,460 Bwana, ninachopenda juu yako unafanya kila kitu kwa kujiamini. 2775 02:23:42,630 --> 02:23:44,300 Mheshimiwa, siko katika hali ya kusubiri. 2776 02:23:44,380 --> 02:23:46,260 Halo, kila mtu aondoke. Nataka kumpiga. 2777 02:23:46,380 --> 02:23:47,340 Napaswa! 2778 02:23:47,710 --> 02:23:48,380 Vas! 2779 02:23:49,260 --> 02:23:50,170 Usijali. 2780 02:23:53,260 --> 02:23:53,760 Moja! 2781 02:23:54,510 --> 02:23:55,130 Keti chini. 2782 02:23:55,420 --> 02:23:57,460 Vitafunio vya manukato kwa vita vya viungo. 2783 02:23:57,590 --> 02:23:59,420 Mapishi ya moto kwa mapigano ya moto. 2784 02:24:01,670 --> 02:24:04,210 Hatimaye, maji ya matunda yaliyochanganywa ili kuzima. 2785 02:24:06,260 --> 02:24:07,550 Kula vitafunio vyako na uangalie mapigano. 2786 02:24:14,840 --> 02:24:15,420 Mbili! 2787 02:24:20,170 --> 02:24:20,880 Kula. 2788 02:24:22,050 --> 02:24:23,510 ♪ Nisikilize sasa... Nitafanya... ♪ 2789 02:24:23,590 --> 02:24:24,920 ♪ Nikushushe... Kamwe kamwe... ♪ 2790 02:24:25,010 --> 02:24:26,050 ♪ kukupiga chini... Unataka kutaka... ♪ 2791 02:24:26,130 --> 02:24:27,510 ♪ Niangalie tu... Kukuchoma moto... ♪ 2792 02:24:27,550 --> 02:24:28,840 ♪ Je! Inawaka… Inawaka… ♪ 2793 02:24:28,890 --> 02:24:30,470 ♪ Je! Kugawanyika, kugawanyika, kugawanyika… ♪ 2794 02:24:32,340 --> 02:24:35,010 ♪ Mimi ni mhusika mkuu... Nitakuinua na kukuangusha chini.… ♪ 2795 02:24:35,130 --> 02:24:37,550 ♪ Vibe yangu yote ni Imejaa tabia na tabia mbaya ♪ 2796 02:24:37,630 --> 02:24:39,670 -Suriyan, bwana! -Mshikilie! 2797 02:24:40,340 --> 02:24:42,170 -Hukusema, tatu. -Tunapoteza wakati. 2798 02:24:42,210 --> 02:24:44,760 ♪ Mnyama mweusi Nitakuponda bila huruma ♪ 2799 02:24:46,170 --> 02:24:47,670 Mheshimiwa, tafadhali tuachilie kwa ajili yetu. 2800 02:24:47,710 --> 02:24:50,340 ♪ Bila hata kujua ni nani… Mtu huyu… ♪ 2801 02:24:50,380 --> 02:24:53,090 ♪ Ametupa changamoto ya nguvu, Ndugu… ♪ 2802 02:24:53,170 --> 02:24:54,960 ♪ nitakupiga na kukufuta kabisa ♪ 2803 02:24:55,010 --> 02:24:56,340 ♪ Kukutenganisha ♪ 2804 02:24:56,380 --> 02:24:58,510 ♪ Utakwama na kupiga mayowe… ♪ 2805 02:25:01,050 --> 02:25:02,670 ♪ Sema "Ah" kwa mgomo wa kijasiri na wenye misukosuko… ♪ 2806 02:25:02,760 --> 02:25:04,050 ♪ "Wewe" kwa mpigo wa kugeuza… ♪ 2807 02:25:04,130 --> 02:25:05,420 ♪ "Basi" kwa mpigo wa kusokota… ♪ 2808 02:25:05,510 --> 02:25:06,630 ♪ "Ma" kwa kukunja, pigo la kusagwa… ♪ 2809 02:25:12,010 --> 02:25:13,510 Ndugu! Muue! 2810 02:25:13,550 --> 02:25:16,840 Utalazimika kunipitia kumpiga ndugu yangu. 2811 02:25:17,090 --> 02:25:19,300 Nikikupiga sana... 2812 02:25:19,630 --> 02:25:21,420 ...hakuna aliyeweza kupima matokeo yake. 2813 02:25:23,260 --> 02:25:23,760 Habari! 2814 02:25:23,920 --> 02:25:25,920 Hutarudi ukiwa hai. 2815 02:25:26,340 --> 02:25:27,670 Wavulana, njoo! 2816 02:25:40,800 --> 02:25:41,550 Ilete! 2817 02:25:42,800 --> 02:25:44,840 Oh, kujaribu mbinu mpya? 2818 02:25:45,210 --> 02:25:46,670 Haya, Vibe! 2819 02:25:51,630 --> 02:25:52,710 Mwangushe chini! 2820 02:26:10,300 --> 02:26:11,880 ♪ Sema "Ah" kwa mgomo wa kijasiri na wenye misukosuko… ♪ 2821 02:26:11,920 --> 02:26:13,300 ♪ "Wewe" kwa mpigo wa kugeuza… ♪ 2822 02:26:13,380 --> 02:26:14,590 ♪ "Basi" kwa mpigo wa kusokota… ♪ 2823 02:26:14,630 --> 02:26:15,710 ♪ "Ma" kwa kukunja, pigo la kusagwa… ♪ 2824 02:26:15,800 --> 02:26:17,300 ♪ Sema "Eh" kwa shambulio la kurukaruka… ♪ 2825 02:26:17,340 --> 02:26:18,630 ♪ "Ee" kwa mgomo wa kuvuta… ♪ 2826 02:26:18,670 --> 02:26:20,010 ♪ "Ko" kwa mlio mkali, mlipuko… ♪ 2827 02:26:20,050 --> 02:26:21,260 ♪ "Na" kwa ngumi ya mtoano… ♪ 2828 02:26:21,300 --> 02:26:22,760 ♪ Sema "Ah" kwa mgomo wa kijasiri na wenye misukosuko… ♪ 2829 02:26:22,800 --> 02:26:24,090 ♪ "Wewe" kwa mpigo wa kugeuza… ♪ 2830 02:26:24,170 --> 02:26:25,460 ♪ "Basi" kwa mpigo wa kusokota… ♪ 2831 02:26:25,550 --> 02:26:26,670 ♪ "Ma" kwa kukunja, pigo la kusagwa… ♪ 2832 02:26:26,710 --> 02:26:28,260 ♪ Sema "Eh" kwa shambulio la kurukaruka… ♪ 2833 02:26:28,300 --> 02:26:29,420 ♪ "Ee" kwa mgomo wa kuvuta… ♪ 2834 02:26:29,510 --> 02:26:30,920 ♪ "Ko" kwa mlio mkali, mlipuko… ♪ 2835 02:26:31,090 --> 02:26:32,090 ♪ "Na" kwa ngumi ya mtoano… ♪ 2836 02:26:45,960 --> 02:26:46,880 Vassey, hapana! 2837 02:26:47,880 --> 02:26:48,670 Hapana Vassey! 2838 02:26:49,260 --> 02:26:50,090 Napaswa! 2839 02:26:50,130 --> 02:26:51,590 Halo, wanadamu! 2840 02:26:51,800 --> 02:26:53,760 Huoni Boss wako amekwama? 2841 02:26:53,960 --> 02:26:54,880 Halo, wanadamu! 2842 02:26:58,510 --> 02:27:00,380 COO! HR! PR! 2843 02:27:00,420 --> 02:27:01,760 Halo, nisaidie. 2844 02:27:02,380 --> 02:27:03,920 Tuite kwa majina yetu. 2845 02:27:05,590 --> 02:27:08,800 Hujambo, Ramesh, Raja, Arun, Suresh, Rahul! 2846 02:27:09,090 --> 02:27:13,090 Tushughulikie ipasavyo kwa majina yetu husika. 2847 02:27:13,920 --> 02:27:14,590 Tutasaidia! 2848 02:27:16,550 --> 02:27:18,550 Hata majina yetu huyajui. 2849 02:27:21,130 --> 02:27:21,710 Habari! 2850 02:27:22,170 --> 02:27:24,710 Nilikuonya usifanye mkono huu wa chuma. 2851 02:27:24,840 --> 02:27:27,050 Hujawahi kusikiliza, Ndugu! 2852 02:27:27,590 --> 02:27:28,670 Hapana, hapana, hapana! 2853 02:27:28,800 --> 02:27:29,170 Ndugu! 2854 02:27:29,210 --> 02:27:31,300 Ndugu! 2855 02:27:37,920 --> 02:27:40,380 Habari, Vasu! Vasu, usifanye! 2856 02:27:40,550 --> 02:27:41,210 Vassey! 2857 02:27:43,170 --> 02:27:44,130 Habari! 2858 02:27:44,460 --> 02:27:45,510 Mimi si roboti. 2859 02:27:46,760 --> 02:27:47,840 Umekuwa wazimu? 2860 02:27:48,340 --> 02:27:51,010 -Je, sikukuambia kabla? - Yeye ni binadamu! 2861 02:27:51,550 --> 02:27:52,880 Kwamba yeye si roboti. 2862 02:27:53,800 --> 02:27:56,840 Mkali wa kumwaga damu, Sikulipwa kupigana. 2863 02:27:57,090 --> 02:27:59,130 - Hey, Mpendwa, usiende! - Jamani wewe! 2864 02:27:59,630 --> 02:28:01,420 Mpendwa! Selena! 2865 02:28:02,090 --> 02:28:03,460 Habari, Selena! 2866 02:28:03,710 --> 02:28:04,420 Potelea mbali! 2867 02:28:05,130 --> 02:28:06,800 Ndiyo! Kwa hiyo, je! 2868 02:28:07,210 --> 02:28:08,920 Siwezi kuwa na roboti kwa kila hitaji. 2869 02:28:10,170 --> 02:28:11,410 Yeye pia hakuwahi kunitajia. 2870 02:28:13,380 --> 02:28:14,920 Je, ikiwa umefanya jambo baya? 2871 02:28:15,590 --> 02:28:16,710 Ndiyo maana hakukuambia. 2872 02:28:28,050 --> 02:28:30,590 ♪ Nilipata gari, nikapata hatua Nitakulipua ♪ 2873 02:28:30,760 --> 02:28:33,460 ♪ Ninavunja ngome, sitapoteza kamwe Nitakuangusha ♪ 2874 02:28:33,550 --> 02:28:36,130 ♪ Nilipata mtindo huo, nilipata vijiti Nitakufuta ♪ 2875 02:28:36,300 --> 02:28:37,800 ♪ nitakukimbiza chini ♪ 2876 02:28:37,960 --> 02:28:41,010 ♪ Bila hata kujua ni nani… Mtu huyu… ♪ 2877 02:28:41,090 --> 02:28:43,800 ♪ Ametupa changamoto ya nguvu, Ndugu… ♪ 2878 02:28:43,920 --> 02:28:44,700 Subbu! 2879 02:28:48,170 --> 02:28:51,210 H.A. Subbu! 2880 02:28:51,760 --> 02:28:52,550 Bwana! 2881 02:28:55,050 --> 02:28:55,960 Nakuja, bwana! 2882 02:28:56,010 --> 02:28:57,170 Subbu, usiende. 2883 02:28:57,710 --> 02:28:58,800 Subbu, usifanye hivyo! 2884 02:29:03,130 --> 02:29:04,050 Nitaishughulikia, Mheshimiwa. 2885 02:29:04,380 --> 02:29:06,760 -Subbu! - Nitaishughulikia, Bwana. 2886 02:29:12,050 --> 02:29:13,800 Bwana! Bwana! 2887 02:29:14,050 --> 02:29:15,380 Nitaishughulikia, Mheshimiwa. 2888 02:29:15,550 --> 02:29:16,550 Nitaishughulikia, Mheshimiwa. 2889 02:29:22,130 --> 02:29:23,380 Bwana, kwa nini unatoka damu? 2890 02:29:23,590 --> 02:29:25,760 -Ninapaswa. - Nitaishughulikia, Bwana. 2891 02:29:26,130 --> 02:29:28,340 Nitaishughulikia, Mheshimiwa. Nitaishughulikia, Mheshimiwa. 2892 02:29:29,170 --> 02:29:30,590 Nitaishughulikia, Mheshimiwa. 2893 02:29:35,460 --> 02:29:36,630 Viwiko viwili. 2894 02:29:43,550 --> 02:29:44,510 Goti moja! 2895 02:29:49,210 --> 02:29:50,760 ♪ Pigo hatari ♪ 2896 02:29:50,800 --> 02:29:52,090 Hey, mwinue. 2897 02:29:52,170 --> 02:29:53,340 Piga simu ambulensi ya hewa. 2898 02:29:55,590 --> 02:29:58,630 Ninakuepusha kwa sababu wewe ni mzee. Tafadhali ondoka. 2899 02:30:00,380 --> 02:30:03,800 Jamani, maji ya limao tamu bila sukari. 2900 02:30:20,800 --> 02:30:23,300 Dheema unaweza kunikataa na kuoa mtu yeyote umpendaye. 2901 02:30:23,550 --> 02:30:24,460 Hayo ni matakwa yako. 2902 02:30:24,840 --> 02:30:29,010 Baada ya miaka michache mtu akiuliza kwa nini tuliachana? 2903 02:30:30,130 --> 02:30:31,160 Programu iliikataa. 2904 02:30:32,340 --> 02:30:33,590 Haikufaa. 2905 02:30:33,840 --> 02:30:34,920 Unaogopa. 2906 02:30:35,420 --> 02:30:37,300 Unaweza kutoa sababu yoyote kwanini umenikataa. 2907 02:30:38,630 --> 02:30:40,090 Lakini usiseme ni kwa ajili yangu. 2908 02:30:40,760 --> 02:30:47,210 Usione huruma na kutoheshimu upendo wangu kwako. 2909 02:30:48,260 --> 02:30:49,840 Ni kwa sababu mimi... 2910 02:30:54,420 --> 02:30:57,710 Ninaweza kuwatunza vizuri wapendwa wangu. 2911 02:30:59,170 --> 02:31:02,050 Halo, tafadhali umrudishe nyumbani. 2912 02:31:05,590 --> 02:31:07,340 Dheema, kusahau ndani ya siku 30... 2913 02:31:10,090 --> 02:31:12,010 na kufuta kila kitu ndani yangu ... 2914 02:31:14,630 --> 02:31:15,960 Mimi sio simu, Dheema. 2915 02:31:21,630 --> 02:31:23,590 Vas! Tafadhali nisikilize. 2916 02:31:23,960 --> 02:31:24,840 Bwana, mwavuli, bwana. 2917 02:31:24,880 --> 02:31:25,880 Yote ilianza kwa sababu yake. 2918 02:31:26,010 --> 02:31:27,710 Bibi, asante. Bibi, jamani! 2919 02:31:57,170 --> 02:31:59,130 Nitautunza vyema moyo wako. 2920 02:31:59,630 --> 02:32:00,880 Samahani, Vas! 2921 02:32:03,090 --> 02:32:04,670 Huwezi kutumia simu ukiwa kwangu. 2922 02:32:05,380 --> 02:32:08,670 Ni sawa. Ni pale nyumbani kwangu. Inatosha. 2923 02:32:09,170 --> 02:32:10,840 Nikiwa na hasira naapa sana. 2924 02:32:11,260 --> 02:32:14,670 Sipendi unapotumia lugha chafu. 2925 02:32:15,130 --> 02:32:16,170 Sawa, sitaapa tena. 2926 02:32:20,460 --> 02:32:21,590 Sawa? 2927 02:32:57,010 --> 02:32:58,710 Habari, wapenzi wangu wadogo. 2928 02:32:58,800 --> 02:32:59,840 Je, kuna uwezekano gani? 2929 02:33:00,170 --> 02:33:03,760 Nitaenda kutumia maisha yangu na sauti niliyozungumza nayo maisha yangu yote. 2930 02:33:05,760 --> 02:33:08,260 Yeye ndiye mechi yangu 100%. 2931 02:33:08,510 --> 02:33:10,050 Sema kitu, Vibe. 2932 02:33:11,920 --> 02:33:14,010 Fikiri vyema. Mambo chanya yatafuata. 2933 02:33:17,010 --> 02:33:18,800 Hili litakuwa chapisho langu la mwisho. 2934 02:33:18,880 --> 02:33:20,710 Linda nguvu zako! 2935 02:33:35,130 --> 02:33:41,550 ♪ Nionyeshe njia Kulala kando yako ♪ 2936 02:33:42,380 --> 02:33:48,920 ♪ Je, hatima niruhusu Ni mali yako kwa undani sana? ♪ 2937 02:34:05,550 --> 02:34:07,090 Huenda ulimwengu ukaendelea haraka. 2938 02:34:07,260 --> 02:34:09,840 Nini moyo unaweza kufanya haiwezi kufanywa na mashine. 2939 02:34:10,010 --> 02:34:13,090 Wanadamu jambo moja tunalofanya kwa bidii ni... 2940 02:34:13,170 --> 02:34:13,710 Upendo! 2941 02:34:13,800 --> 02:34:15,880 Kwa nini tukabidhi hiyo kwa mashine? 2942 02:34:16,380 --> 02:34:17,670 Jambo lingine muhimu. 2943 02:34:18,380 --> 02:34:20,340 Haijalishi sisi ni wa kizazi gani. 2944 02:34:21,840 --> 02:34:24,590 Hakuna mtu anayeruhusiwa kutazama mke wa mtu mwingine akioga. 2945 02:34:24,880 --> 02:34:27,670 Inaenda kwa programu au Mungu mwenyewe. 2946 02:34:27,800 --> 02:34:31,840 Bw. Suryan, usajili wako wa programu imeshuka kwa 30,000. 2947 02:34:32,010 --> 02:34:34,090 Hii inaonyesha watu wameelimika 2948 02:34:34,210 --> 02:34:36,550 Kwa hivyo, Kompany ya Bima ya Upendo, programu ... 2949 02:34:36,710 --> 02:34:38,800 ... imesimamishwa kwa muda usiojulikana. 2950 02:34:39,170 --> 02:34:40,630 Seneti iliahirishwa! 2951 02:34:45,010 --> 02:34:47,800 Hi-Lo, familia yangu ya LIK. 2952 02:34:48,340 --> 02:34:51,210 Baadaye, sitapatikana kujibu maswali yako. 2953 02:34:52,130 --> 02:34:53,550 Kwa sababu wamenipiga marufuku. 2954 02:34:54,260 --> 02:34:57,670 Lakini kabla sijafunga Nilitaka kushiriki mambo machache. 2955 02:34:58,130 --> 02:35:02,260 Katika miaka hii 5, jambo moja ambayo sikuweza kuelewa ni 2956 02:35:02,760 --> 02:35:04,800 Kwa nini mtu huanguka kwa upendo? 2957 02:35:05,170 --> 02:35:09,080 Licha ya kila kitu kuendana kwanini si kuanguka katika upendo wao kwa wao? 2958 02:35:10,460 --> 02:35:15,210 Ingawa unakwepa mtu kwa nini huwa karibu nawe kila wakati? 2959 02:35:15,380 --> 02:35:16,800 Kwa nini unapigana? 2960 02:35:16,960 --> 02:35:18,300 Kwa nini mnarudiana? 2961 02:35:18,670 --> 02:35:21,590 Baada ya kurudi pamoja mbona mnagombana tena? 2962 02:35:21,800 --> 02:35:25,670 Licha ya kuumia kwanini wanakusamehe na kukupenda tena? 2963 02:35:26,010 --> 02:35:29,550 Ingawa unampenda mtu kwanini unaendelea kuwaumiza? 2964 02:35:30,050 --> 02:35:34,460 Mfanyakazi wa kawaida ni mwaminifu sana. 2965 02:35:35,130 --> 02:35:41,510 Lakini kwa nini huwezi kubaki mwaminifu kwa mtu huyo nani anakupenda bila masharti? 2966 02:35:41,710 --> 02:35:45,170 Hasira, wivu, uchoyo, hasira, vurugu, 2967 02:35:45,960 --> 02:35:47,670 Ninyi nyote mnajua hizi ni hisia zisizo na maana. 2968 02:35:48,670 --> 02:35:50,920 Hata hivyo unawahisi na kupoteza muda wako. 2969 02:35:51,460 --> 02:35:53,590 Niligundua upendo wa kina wa wanadamu na sababu zake 2970 02:35:53,880 --> 02:35:56,760 haiwezi kupimwa na programu yoyote. 2971 02:36:00,210 --> 02:36:01,550 Ili kuikata kwa ufupi 2972 02:36:02,260 --> 02:36:04,130 Siwezi kuwaelewa wanadamu. 2973 02:36:04,800 --> 02:36:08,920 Hata hivyo, nitajifunza na uelewe vizuri na urudi. 2974 02:36:09,050 --> 02:36:11,630 Na ninaporudi ... Moyo unaweza kufanya nini... 2975 02:36:12,380 --> 02:36:15,550 Wanadamu! Nitafanya kazi nzuri kuliko ninyi nyote. 2976 02:36:15,590 --> 02:36:19,590 Halo, AI, ni sawa kwamba unataka kutusaidia maishani. 2977 02:36:20,050 --> 02:36:23,340 Lakini sio sawa kwako kuishi maisha yetu. 2978 02:36:23,340 --> 02:36:26,920 Ili juhudi zako zote ziende vizuri ... 2979 02:36:26,920 --> 02:36:28,800 tutakuwa daima kwa ajili yako. 2980 02:36:28,960 --> 02:36:31,510 Kampuni ya Bima ya Upendo. 2981 02:36:31,670 --> 02:36:32,380 Hujambo, LIK? 2982 02:36:34,170 --> 02:36:34,740 LIK? 2983 02:36:36,210 --> 02:36:36,800 LIK? 2984 02:36:37,670 --> 02:36:38,590 LIK? 2985 02:36:40,630 --> 02:36:42,590 -LIK? -LIK? 2986 02:36:44,510 --> 02:36:45,170 LIK?